This is possible, isn't it? I'm an idiot, aren't I?

[WhatsForYeWontGoByYe]

Name changed, but am a regular.

Still BF my 15mo, still no periods. DH and I been getting back on the wagon more enthusiastically of late, using withdrawal method.

I threw up my breakfast a couple of days ago, got the rage at a poor receptionist, wept at a mistake I made, am SO tired, got puffed out walking around yesterday, getting lots of (warning: TMI) egg-white discharge, and am a bit crampy.

I'm either coming on, or I'm pregnant. Can I take a vote? Which is it?

[BiggerYellowTaxi]

Pregnant, I'd say. Unless you normally throw up pre-period?

[DizzyKipper]

Another vote for pregnant, but you know the best way to be sure...

[WhatsForYeWontGoByYe]

Argh, I know, I know. I need to POAS. Dunno if I want a line or not. Wouldn't be the end of the world. But I may even be a teensy bit disappointed if I'm not. Is that weird? I'm weird.

[PenguinsIsSleepDeprived]

Pregnant. 15 mo is going to be no contraceptive use and withdrawal is, umm, risky.

Hope you get the result you want!

[TeenageMutantNinjaTurtle]

Pregnant!

[NewEraNewMindset]

Egg white is more ovulation related, so I'm going to say ovulating!!

[AuntieStella]

Ovulation, plus tummy bug.

[WhatsForYeWontGoByYe]

Interesting mix now. 4 ayes, 2 naes.

I have dusted off found an old test stick with an expiry date of 06/2014. So basically I can't trust the result whatever happens.

[PoloMintCity]

Can you get to a shop today? Hope you get the result you want.

[CherryPie3]

Ooh exciting!!

Is it egg white'y discharge or creamy white?

If egg white'y I'll vote ovulation, if creamy I'll vote pregnant!

[stardusty5]

I vote pregnant!

[CherryPie3]

Pee on the stick! It's not that much out of date!

[ChasbutnotDave]

Only one way to find out!
Take your out of date test now then go buy a new one later.
Good luck.

[FreeLikeABird]

Good luck hope you get the result you want op

[Gumnast2014]

And let us know!!

[TeenageMutantNinjaTurtle]

Pee on it!! I found out I was expecting dd1 on a test that was 2 years out of date

[WhatsForYeWontGoByYe]

Well, the stick says I'm not pregnant. Gah. Which means my period must be on its way.

So no confetti today, I'm afraid. Sneaking disappointment...

[CherryPie3]

Oh bummer! Sorry OP :(

[CherryPie3]

Have some instead, and some xxx

[WhatsForYeWontGoByYe]

Ha ha, thanks. Think it'll be instead

[CherryPie3]

Don't blame you

If I had some in I'd be having a bottle glass too! No way in tackling tesco with 3 dc's in tow.