Haha, on my phone pregnancy app it's 'daily tip' when I was about 6 weeks pregnant was 'don't forget to mention to your partner that you are pregnant'! As though that's something you would forget to mention!
My app told me to go and buy an suv at 9 weeks, and at 11 weeks said I should be decorating the nursery and having a baby shower. All before I'd had my first scan... needless to say it got deleted pretty quickly.
One woman asked if it was okay to have soy sauce on her noodles, because she'd heard soy products made boy babies gay!
Another woman thinks her baby kicks her because it's hungry. She posted to ask if it was 'cruel' to have a lie-in because her baby would have to wait for breakfast! She GREW a placenta, how can she not know how it works?!
Not really a totally dumb question but I saw a post the other day titled "Baby spazzing out" which was a goldmine of non-pc language. On a UK thread they all would have been totally ripped apart but no one even commented on the word choice.
There is one pregnancy site sorry can't remember which one which every week tells you your baby is the size of a ... Really random fruit or vegetable. This week your baby is the size of a cantaloupe melon wtf !!! I've never even heard of some of the vegetables