How glad am I that I have only got a few weeks left! I got home from the mw this morning after asking for a referral for physio for my hips, I was on the toilet giving birth to something you would NOT put pictures of on Facebook, having a nose bleed while trying to open the packaging for my brand new Canestan cream and pessaries, after all that was done I found the sudocrem for Percy the pile and realised that even the extra long sanitary towels I had got would only cover one area at a time
Tell me about your day (or at least tell me if that has made you feel a bit better)
A couple of nights ago I managed to squirt milk in my right eye with my left boob. DP thought it was hilarious mainly because the first time it happened when I was pg with DS it was his laptop screen that got it.
This thread has really made me smile today. Only 10 weeks, so my main loss of dignity is vomiting in the bathroom bin, the office bin, the kitchen bin, and the bedroom bin today! DH on his way home to clean up
I think I lost mr dignity when I wet myself on our lounge floor a week after having DD1 - I had her by EMCS and epidural went wrong as well. Lets just say DH still remembers it four years later. This time round I wet myself when I cough (31 weeks now) but at least no one need know.
I have no dignity left with my PILs now.... Luckily my lovely DH Sussex what was happening and helped to smooth over situation. Not assisted by my DD saying helpfully 'Mummy wee wee!'
Chops - not quite as bad but I had to get DH to help me 'tidy up down there' the other day. After he lovingly pointed out that the midwife might not be able to see the head through the undergrowth.....
When I was newly pregnant with dd and bleeding, I was on a gynae ward out of hours waiting for an emergency scan (suspected ectopic, thankfully not) and a woman was rushed in by her dh, ushered past in a v frantic way, the dh was on the phone saying "yip waters gone, hospital now, ring you when the baby's here grandma!!!". An hour later they shuffled out, bloke on the phone again. "No, no, it was just a ruddy great piss after all. Stand down".