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NuttyTaff Thu 12-Nov-09 12:43:46

here we go lovelies xx

<<marking place>>

<<off to bed with Orbit now>>

AuldAlliance Thu 12-Nov-09 13:03:14

Right, well, can I kick off with a blatant attempt at secret Santa cheating request?

If you are doing secret Santa, would you like to give a general idea of what you might like from amongst the various delights and specialities of Provence?

-almondy biscuits/sweets?
-chocolate olives?
-actual olives?
-chocolate orange sticks?
-macaroons? (but not as good as BA's ones, obvwink)
-cheese?
-L'Occitane en Provence goodies?

Then when my partner chimes up, I can note down her desiderata and act accordingly. Cheeky, huh?

If, however, you feel that I have been mean in whetting your appetite and that you too would like some goodies from these parts, feel free to let me know and once the Secret Santa suspense is lifted, we can enter into a mutually beneficial cross-Channel exchange whereby I send you said goodies in return for tea, Tunnocks Tea Cakes, oatcakes and other obscure items missed by Scots abroad.

mrsgboring Thu 12-Nov-09 13:36:52

Cooeee

Mmmmm provencal goodies.....

NuttyTaff Thu 12-Nov-09 13:51:31

ooooh i looooveee almonds and stop teasing with the L'occitane, that stuffs lush!!!!!

AuldAlliance Thu 12-Nov-09 13:55:17

The lush Occitane stuff is made just up the road from here, Nutty.

Well, just up the motorway, actually, TBH.
TB totally and utterly H, it's just past the nuclear power research centre where they recently found several barrels of plutonium of which there was no trace in any records.

T'ain't all almond sweets and olive groves round here..

NuttyTaff Thu 12-Nov-09 13:58:41

Auld grin tis still fab that its just down the road even if that road happens to be a motorway

Feierabend Thu 12-Nov-09 14:36:33

Calissons d'Aix please. I know I said I am allergic to nuts but I can eat almonds. Just to make things more complicated!

WFH that book about mothering 2 sounds good, I think I'll order it.

Bebe you should have stuck your tongue out at that silly cow in the waiting room.

Poo for bad nights, we started the CC and Hazel cried on and off for an hour. I really hope tonight goes better. She is one determined child.

Forgot what else I wanted to say, am too tired.

Guimauve Thu 12-Nov-09 14:43:09

Right, I have pruned the list. Anyone who hasn't joined us on postnatal I have lopped. But of course, if they return, they will be welcomed and grafted back on!

05 Mar: Kazkiss: ISABELLE FLORENCE 4lb 6oz & OLIVER THOMAS 3lb 7oz
15 Mar: Cakeforbrains: OSCAR WILLIAM 7lb 2oz
28 Mar: FrogmellaMoonbeam: VIOLET ROSE 7lb 9oz
29 Mar: WhatFreshHell: FELIX DEVLIN ALEXANDER 10lb 5.5oz
02 Apr: Oddeyes: ELEANOR 9lb 8oz
03 Apr: Bebemoo: MEGAN LILLIAN CONSTANCE
03 Apr: Bumpalump: JACOB 8lb
04 Apr: BabyBolat: KARAHAN 6lb 5oz
04 Apr: Kingbeat23: IRIS
05 Apr: JumeirahJane: MILLICENT ROSE 5lb 15oz
06 Apr: BoffinMum: FELIX DAVID GORDON 7lb 9oz
08 Apr: girlylala0807 JAMES EUAN
11 Apr: SpringySunshine: GEORGE NATHAN 8lb 15oz
11 Apr: RachelinScotland: CLEMENT JAMES 8lb 14oz
11 Apr: Lou031205: ISLA SOPHIA 7lb 9oz
11 Apr: Electra: ISABELLA CAROLINE 6lb 3oz
11 Apr: AuldAlliance: ALEXANDRE 7lb 6oz
12 Apr: Phdlife: Name TBA GIRL 9lb 3oz
13 Apr: MathsMummy27: AMELIA CHARLOTTE
15 Apr: Guimauve: HUGO GEORGE 9lb 2oz
15 Apr: Bronze: ISAAC JOHN 7lb 14oz
15 Apr: Kalikaroo: Name TBA BOY 8lb
16 Apr: PuzzleRocks: HOLLY ELIZABETH 8lb
16 Apr: Brettgirl: HANNAH GRACE 6lb 15oz
16 Apr: ReallyTired: Name TBA GIRL
18 Apr: Staryeyed: Name TBA BOY 7lb 11oz
18 Apr: Dawntigga: SAMUAL 5lb 11oz
20 Apr: Wrigglyfish: SEBASTIAN 9lb
20 Apr: Swaliswan: BETH 7lb 9oz
21 Apr: B52s: SAM MARTIN 7lb 9oz
21 Apr: Feierabend: HAZEL LOIS 7lb 9 oz
21 Apr: Mrsgboring: EDMUND 8lb 12oz
23 Apr: Tristalewjac: LEWIN 8lb 4oz
23 Apr: NuttyTaff: TIAHNA SKYE 8lb 8oz
23 Apr: Purplemonkeydishwasher: ISLA ELIZABETH 8lb 14oz
26 Apr: Carameli: THEO LAURENCE 7lb 6oz
26 Apr: Surprisenumber3: EVIE ANNE 8lb 2oz
26 Apr: Bicnod: OSCAR MATTHEW 8lb 1oz
27 Apr: Loobylaboobs: OLIVER STEPHEN 7lb 7oz
27 Apr: Gingersarah: VERONICA ROISIN 9lb 1oz
30 Apr: MegBusset: ARCHIE 8lb 15oz
30 Apr: Elpis: ISLA JESSICA 8lb 11oz
30 Apr: Ladyofmuswell: SAMUEL
01 May: Satheresitting: Name TBA BOY
03 May: Conkertree: Name ANGUS ANDREW 8lbs 8oz
06 May: Frekkles: HARRIS MERLIN 8lb 5.5oz

Guimauve Thu 12-Nov-09 14:44:41

Ah, and 'macaron macaron macaron-ron-ron' here. Though it will be a dead giveaway!

Feierabend Thu 12-Nov-09 14:45:22

Gui - I beat you smile

Guimauve Thu 12-Nov-09 14:49:39

Oh yes, sorry, also:

Happy Birthday Boffin!!!

biscuitbiscuitbiscuitbiscuitbiscuitbiscuitbiscuitbiscuitbiscuit[biscu it]biscuitbiscuit

[raspberry] to Feier!

AuldAlliance Thu 12-Nov-09 14:58:30

Is it Boff's B'day?
Happy Birthday then Boff!!!!
xxxAAxxx

Feierabend Thu 12-Nov-09 15:00:52

Happy 21st birthday Boff!

PuzzleRocks Thu 12-Nov-09 15:20:44

Duh, I posted on an old thread. C&P..

Hello dear hearts

I have just had a text from a girlfriend. She was here about a week ago with her two boys, one of whom woke up the next day with chicken pox. Presumably he was contagious when he was here. My girls seem fine, does that mean they wont get it, or could they still be incubating? Excuse poor grasp of English, i'm very tired today.

Still no periods here either Springy.

I have been ebaying some old baby bits and a lovely chap came over on Saturday morning to pick up a play gym. He is a first time dad. He looked haggard, I thought he wanted to curl up on my sofa for a bit. grin

We have ebayed Ellen's old cot too. Holly has never slept in it so a lady is coming to collect on Friday. We have therefore committed ourselves to having her in with us until March when we will get bunkbeds. Looks like it's kitchen counters until then. wink

I wondering if I would be completely mental to ebay Ellens travel system which Holly has never used. The sling works well at the moment.

We saw BIL and his pregnant girlfriend at FIL's on Sunday. She has 2 months left. I thought I might feel a bit jealous as I won't ever be pregnant again but I honestly just though thank goodness. Thank goodness I can get steaming drunk at Christmas. grin
And thank goodness I don't have a partner who thinks it's a good idea to tell a room full of people (some of whom she had never met before) that she feels really fat and hates the way she looks. shock DH did his best to shut him up. What a wally. The poor girl looked utterly embarrassed.

Enough wittering.

Surprise - Have you managed to get any sleep?
sad

MrsG - How is DS1 now?

Boff - Have work confiscated your hip flask yet?

Bebe - I wish I could wave a wand for you. Hopefully you will get some much needed tlc from your folks when you go home. Try to use the time to get as much r&r as possible. Take care of yourself sweetheart.
I have two girlfriends who felt very low after weaning.
It scares me a bit. I have been breastfeeding non stop since April 07. That's going to be a helluva comedown. hmm

Has anyone started troughing mince pies yet? This household has. blush With Rodda's clotted cream.

Nutts - Words fail me but the c one will do nicely. Thank god you will be shot of him soon, what a waste of space.
I'm glad you are going through official channels. Being nice gets you nowhere with tossers.
Dare I click on your billions of balls link? grin

Ladyofmuswell - Congrats on the house purchase.

Oh and i'm a little late to the game but biscuit.

Ooh ooh, allow me a smug moment. Ellen has just presented me with "le chat dans le chapeau" to read to her. And pronounced beautifully. Not bad considering DH and I can be a bit Allo Allo. grin

I best go read to her. I hope to come back later, I never seem to get the chance any more.

FrogmellaMoonbeam Thu 12-Nov-09 15:21:40

Happy Birthday Boff!!!

kingbeat23 Thu 12-Nov-09 15:21:54

Happy BOFFday!! have lots of fun and seeing as it's your birthday and a new thread....lots of champers!! <<pop>>

x x

PuzzleRocks Thu 12-Nov-09 15:47:47

WFH - You made the round-up.

Anyone else interested in the Gabrielle Palmer webchat?

Fei - Those cakes are fab. I don't think MIL's gift would devalue yours.
21 days? Shitting shit. AAAAAAAAAAARGH.

Frogmella - Hello stranger. I think we are all having a bit of a slump. Good top have you back.

Kingbeat - Sounds like you need to give him a good talking to. You are going to wear yourself out soon.
I hope you can sort things out. Look after yourself.

Boff - You decided to nominate people who are fit. I heartily approve am appalled.

Bebe - What a cow. She would definitely have got "the look" from me. Trust me, it's scary. grin

Auld - OMG I hope you got me. Chocolate orange sticks. Chocolate orange sticks. Chocolate orange sticks.

Guimauve Thu 12-Nov-09 16:12:59

Oh, also also, paging Dr House for a home visit please.

Feierabend Thu 12-Nov-09 16:22:17

Ralph Fiennes, when he was a few years younger. Yum yum yum. Could eat him up.

kingbeat23 Thu 12-Nov-09 17:31:42

Whilst agreeing on your hots for Dr House, what's with the really rubbish accent. Any of the americans on here...tell me, does it annoy you as much as it annoys me (still think he's a bit scrummy though - forgive the mallory towers language, but i have just eaten scones and will be drinking ginger beer with dinner!!) grin

Bicnod Thu 12-Nov-09 17:54:59

I got the last post I got the last post grin

mwahahahahahaha

Bicnod Thu 12-Nov-09 17:58:41

Happy birthday boff biscuit

Auld - is a chocolate olive an actual olive covered in chocolate? Or a chocolate shaped like an olive?

AuldAlliance Thu 12-Nov-09 18:04:18

A chocolate olive is an almond coated in dark chocolate and then olive-coloured sugar coating.
I think.
Boff has eaten more than I have in her time. I just give them to others when solace and restoration are needed. But she did let me taste two before she settled down on the sofa with the packet. wink
They were rather fine.

AuldAlliance Thu 12-Nov-09 18:05:46

A is crawling round and eating everything in sight, including the furniture.

DS1 is "playing at babies" and is pulling all the books off the bookcase in imitation of his brother and saying mama a lot. hmm

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