Finally, a test to see if you're allowed to post here.

[moopdaloop]

here

If you score fewer than 19 points, kindly shut the door on your way out.

[Twiglett]

I got 19 this morning. But only because it was before coffee.

[tissy]

did it yesterday, and scored 20!

[edamdepompadour]

I'm in!

[winestein]

I got 19 points, and there is no way I would dare post in pedants' corner [scared] [runs]

[2sugars]

Slams door and shuffles off. 18.

[YohoMcCoy]

Do we get an engraved key?

(20/20, )

[BibiThree]

I'm in too - although typing mistakes frequently tell a different story

[funnypeculiar]

ditto ditto, winestein

[LittleMyDancing]

Please may I join? 20

[2Happy]

18. I'm of too netmum's

[funnypeculiar]

although do I get extra points for thinking the synonyms were a bit simplistic

[fishie]

20 phew.

[PuppyMonkey]

19... it's the bloody simile ones that I get confused over!

[NigellaTheOriginal]

bollocks. only 18. seeya

[Dragonbutter]

17, but surely i should stay and learn?!
please pedants, make me a better person.

[RubberDuck]

Damn, 18. Missed the hyphen and had forgotten the difference between metaphor and simile. Arse.

[2point4kids]

17

[Uriel]

20

[Botbot]

20. I am a big ponce.

[bigmouthstrikesagain]

Drat, I got 19, I put the apostophe in the wrong place when visiting Jane's house!

[bigmouthstrikesagain]

and now I have spelt apostrophe wrong - I shall leave quietly...

[TigerFeet]

18. It would appear that I don't know the difference between a metaphor and a simile. Bugger.
    
    

[TillyScoutsmum]

19 - do you really need a hyphen there ? Still too scared to post here though

[Roselily]

I got 20 woohoo!