Is it sandy in your cutlery drawer?!?!

[TotalConfucius]

Because it's dessert.
It's not effing desert.
A desert fork is a folding thing you take from your rucksack when camping in the Kalahari.

You're eating your fruit salad with a fucking dessert spoon.

Oh, bugger them, I'm going for a shower.

[Shockers]

[akkakk]

yes....

though she sometimes lives in the crockery cupboard...

and it is Sandy, not sandy
names should have capitals
wanders away muttering...

[NoonAim]

No, Sandy lives in the cutelry draw.

[BugritAndTidyup]

Not all deserts are sandy. pedantic missing the point

[GenevaMaybe]

Is she in the chester draws?

[TotalConfucius]

No she's in the walldrobe.
I feel better now having stormed the house ripping down Xmas decs. (Yes I bloody did adjust the autocorrect to dispose of decks.)
It was such a nice helpful thread to the OP I did not wish to intrude with my grumpy old trout-ness.

Many thanks.

[dementedpixie]

No it's the wardrope

[CuttedUpPear]

Which drawer do you pacifically mean?

I've been watching Kath n Kim on YouTube and their malapropisms are excellent.
"You coming for a cup of chino Kel?"

[Shockers]

Sandy is in the bathroom of my caravan. She's happy enough there during the winter months.

Her chums, the Oddments, live in our cutlery draw.