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Pedants' corner

a joke for pedants

33 replies

BeCool · 12/09/2013 14:54

Q: How do you console someone with
bad grammar skills?

A: There, their, they're.

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AViewfromtheFridge · 12/09/2013 15:03

Ha! I just actually laughed out loud!

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BeCool · 12/09/2013 15:13

Me too, as did my FirstClassPedantColleague.
Which is why I had to share. Grin

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TallulahBetty · 12/09/2013 17:25

Brilliant!!

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HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 12/09/2013 17:26

Love it!

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TheContrastofWhiteonWhite · 12/09/2013 17:26

snort

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streakybacon · 13/09/2013 07:09
Grin
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MinnieBar · 13/09/2013 07:19

The past, the present and the future walked into a bar.

It was tense.

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BeCool · 13/09/2013 11:29

Minnie Grin

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Primrose123 · 13/09/2013 11:30

I like that one. Grin

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BIWI · 13/09/2013 11:31
Grin
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MrsJaqenHgar · 13/09/2013 11:34

A fellow Popbitch subscriber Grin

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BeCool · 13/09/2013 12:21

is there a handshake? Wink

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Cooroo · 14/09/2013 20:21

Laughs all around. Thanks!

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Hassled · 14/09/2013 20:22

Ha :o!

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PasswordProtected · 16/09/2013 22:46

Wonderful!

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nonmifairidere · 17/09/2013 19:01

Pedantry and laughs - heaven.

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Jeremiad · 17/09/2013 19:02

Q. Who started the Pedants' Revolt?

A. Which Tyler.

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BeCool · 18/09/2013 10:41

Grin
(I confess I had to google that one to get it Jeremiad)

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sneezecakesmum · 20/09/2013 20:23

Grin to all 3

no need here for google smug bitch Grin Grin Grin

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edam · 22/09/2013 23:39

How many pedants does it take to change a light bulb?


Three. One to change it, one to complain about a spelling error on the box it came in, and one to check the dictionary (lightbulb or light bulb?)!

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neiljames77 · 10/06/2014 16:28

I'd like to sincerely thank everyone who took the time to help me to understand the definition of the word multitude......... It means a lot.

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DadDadDad · 10/06/2014 22:44

Neil - you've just reminded me: I caught my children looking through the "S" section of the dictionary....

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I think they're up to something.

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neiljames77 · 11/06/2014 05:37

No. You've lost me. At the risk of sounding like a tit, is it Morse code or something? Even if it is, it'll still need explaining to me. Blush

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Optimist1 · 11/06/2014 07:16

Some little gems there - thanks all!

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dementedma · 11/06/2014 07:18

Love these and will use them on my grammatically hopeless boss.

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