Mummy when I pat your boobies.....

[gremlindolphin]

they feel just like sand - said my dd aged 5 very loudy in the queue in a busy shop this morning!

I thought the woman next to me was going to fall over she was laughing so much!

Thought it might amuse...

[bluebump]

[cathcat]

ROFL.
My DS2 asked today why he had a willy and why I didn't have one. I said I had, er, something else. He said "yes, you have two bottoms. One at the back and one near your....face!"
I was and

[MaryMotherOfCheeses]

T'other day i had "Mummy, what are those big fat flabby things?"

thankfully we weren't in public.

[BettySwollux]

LMAO.

[LadyOfWaffle]

DS asked what mine were but I hate nicknames, but didn't want to say 'Breasts' for some reason... they he proclaimed they were "milk bellies". Ok then!

[Grumpyoldcaaaaaaaa]

@ milk bellies

DD2 asked if there was juice in mine and was crestfallen to discover there's just milk for DD3.

[Pandoraneedsbugs]

My ds when 3 announced that I sometimes used 'mummy plasters' - Ill let you all work out what he meant for yourselves

[waitingforfanjo]

Erm, panty liners?!

Several months ago DS who's 4 next month kept asking about his willy and daddy's and why I had to sit down on the toilet, but he and daddy didn't. And why didn't Mummy have a willy? So I tried to explain in simplest way possible that mummies and daddies and boys and girls are different.

Few days later, one of the assistants at nursery told me that DS had asked her for help with the toilet & had proudly informed her that he was a boy and had an 'outside willy'. Then he looked at her and said 'And you're a lady and you have an inside willy'

[Beccabump]

Pandoraneedsbugs My DD loudly asked if I needed my 'lady pants' when in the feminine hygiene aisle of Morrisons today - much snorting from various other customers

[PinkTulips]

dp was with ds1 at the gp the other day.

ds1 found a magna draw thing and was chattering away telling dp about all the dinosaurs and fish and crocodiles he was drawing and getting lots of lovely smiles from the other patients.

dp asked him 'what are you going to draw now [ds1]?' and ds1 thought about if for a minute and then shouted 'POO!' at the top of his voice and kept shouting it over and over while drawing blobs all over the magna draw.

dp said he was afraid to meet anyones eyes but there was a fair amount of sniggering coming from the direction of the other patients