Before kids, I had never...

(46 Posts)
Slippersandacuppa Wed 20-Jul-16 23:06:12

dishwashed a dinosaur.

DS2 had a bug. He vomited all over a T Rex (and his bunk bed stairs, the floor, the wall, the door...).

There's a first time for everything, I guess.

KanyesVest Wed 20-Jul-16 23:19:00

Sucked snot out of another person. DD was about 4 months old, smothered with a cold and I couldn't get the squishy bulb thing to work. It was grim.

FetchezLaVache Wed 20-Jul-16 23:20:06

...caught another person's diarrhea with my bare hands.

UmbongoUnchained Wed 20-Jul-16 23:20:58

Pulled a tombliboo out of a guitar

HooseRice Wed 20-Jul-16 23:21:01

swallowed someone else's projectile vomit

catsofa Wed 20-Jul-16 23:25:18

Got my breasts out in the cafe in M&S, ikea, Pret, random city centre street benches, busses, trains, etc etc.

HooseRice Wed 20-Jul-16 23:26:25

Got my breasts out in the cafe in M&S, ikea, Pret, random city centre street benches, busses, trains, etc etc.

I did some of that before kids grin

passportmess Wed 20-Jul-16 23:31:32

...Sung to anyone. Now ds (7) has picked up my awful singing voice grin or maybe inverted it. Still it was lovely to sing rhymes to him when he was younger. We duetted out-of-tunefully today to Ella Fitzgerald's interpretation of Cole Porter songs - Anything goes!

passportmess Wed 20-Jul-16 23:32:26

Sorry that should read 'inherited' not 'inverted'!

Gardenbirds123 Wed 20-Jul-16 23:34:09

Applauded someone for doing a shit

Reallyhard Wed 20-Jul-16 23:35:08

Poked through poo looking for a penny.

Dixiechick17 Wed 20-Jul-16 23:48:53

Cleaned poo off the TV, floor and various toys shock that was a bad day...

catsofa Wed 20-Jul-16 23:58:53

Made up songs about poo.

catsofa Wed 20-Jul-16 23:59:27

Called it poo instead of shit.

Cel982 Thu 21-Jul-16 00:03:31

... spent a Saturday evening hoovering cous-cous out of the printer.

ChipsCheeseandIrnBru Thu 21-Jul-16 00:08:22

Pointed and waved at lorries, tractors, diggers and any emergency service vehicle. Thank you for beeping, waving back and putting on your lights and sirens!

ShatnersBassoon Thu 21-Jul-16 00:09:00

Taken my sock off to use it as a makeshift arsewipe. Desperate times.

Highlove Thu 21-Jul-16 13:39:04

Picked up someone else's shit off my kitchen floor. (Or my own, just to be clear grin)

Picked someone else's nose.

Bitten someone else's fingernails.

Highlove Thu 21-Jul-16 13:40:41

I note that getting up close and personal with other people's poo is a common theme here..

ninenicknames Thu 21-Jul-16 13:44:12

Totally lost my shit

ConkersDontScareSpiders Thu 21-Jul-16 13:48:20

Used a (clean) sanitary towel to stem the flow of a nosebleed.

KP86 Thu 21-Jul-16 13:53:50

Picked up a child/toddler and sniffed their bum to see if the nappy needed changing.

Slept (mostly) sitting up, in a recliner chair for a whole night with a newborn on my chest.

socktastic Thu 21-Jul-16 16:10:02

Congratulated someone for burping.

AsteroidB314 Thu 21-Jul-16 16:22:37

thought I had a temper.

ZZZZ1111 Thu 21-Jul-16 19:15:13

Cried from being so tired (since I was a baby!)

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