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to have been shat on twice in two days

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airtrafficpilot · 02/05/2016 18:43

Oh it's not what you think, unless you thought literal shit in which case it is exactly what you thought.
My poor ds has had a very upset tummy the last two days and both days I have ended up being covered in shit!
What's most annoying is he's spent most of the day with daddy as I've been in work both days and he's been 'fine' until I come home and pick him up for cuddles.
I'm just venting as my dp thinks it's hilarious and has been crying with laughter

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pippistrelle · 03/05/2016 09:32

Poor you!

I hope you son is better today. Or at the very least, you're wearing a Teflon coated outfit.

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suspiciousofgoldfish · 03/05/2016 13:38

Think of it as being lucky?

Sounds like DH could do with being crapped on....

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Daffodil90 · 03/05/2016 14:49

I got some under my fingernails the other day. Special times!

Wine for you!

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airtrafficpilot · 03/05/2016 16:19

Thanks all. Day three and all good so far. Hopefully he's on the mend.
Hate seeing them ill and there's a strong dislike for being pooed on Grin

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