Things only people without kids would say...

[dodi1978]

For example: wouldn't it be great if he ate some vegetables? (About DS, 2.5)?

Hollow laughter.

[dodi1978]

Please add at your leisure!

[CrazyDuchess]

Soft play looks like great fun.......

[PennyHasNoSurname]

I cant wait to have an excuse to sit and play with Play Doh

[PennyHasNoSurname]

Cant you just put them to bed later so they sleep later?

[Only1scoop]

'I'd never let DC have a dummy,ugh'

[BuddyC4t]

I wouldn't let mine get away with........

[Wolfiefan]

I think I slept too long last night!
I'm ready to leave. I just need my keys and money.
I never allow food in my car?
Why on earth don't the parents deal with the tantrum?
My job is the most tiring in the world.

[MadauntofA]

I would never let my DC eat......chocolate before the age of 10

[User543212345]

Gosh I'm enjoying this bottle of wine knowing full well that I don't have to get up early tomorrow*

*actually true as we don't have DC. Not all of us give parenting advice btw.

[Sallyhasleftthebuilding]

"You just have to ask them to turn the Xbox off"

[Xmasbaby11]

Why is that toddler lying on the floor crying?

[zeddybrek]

It can't be that hard to lose the baby weight, your DH could look after baby and you go to the gym. Easy!

[Xmasbaby11]

'I'm just having a lazy weekend at home pottering'

[lulucappuccino]

What's wrong with the vegetables one, op?

[dudsville]

Mmm, this lie in is fab... shall we have a relaxing cup of tea in bed, then maybe a leisurely breakfast? I'll read the papers while you research via google for your new laptop. What do you want to do later?

[ShebaQueen]

I'm thinking of getting a cream carpet/cashmere throw/glass coffee table/crystal lamp...... etc.

[Tiggywinkler]

My child will just fit into my life. I'm not changing the way I do a thing!

[giggly]

Let's have lunch you can leave the baby with someone can't you?

[DioneTheDiabolist]

"They'll fit into our lives."
This was said by a childless poster on MN a little while ago. I did a Boycie laugh. I'm laughing again just thinking about it.

[Roddas]

"aren't you supposed to make as much noise as possible when they are asleep?"

Oh Yes, what a fanfuckingtastic idea. DD has not slept through the night for 18 months, so of course when she has a 10 min nap in the day, the first thing I do is bang fucking saucepans together

Arghhhhhhhhh

[DioneTheDiabolist]

Oops, x post with Tiggy.

[PresidentCJCregg]

Long week at work? Never mind, its the weekend tomorrow.

Yeah that's WORSE fucko!

[calamityjam]

Wow look at my feet I can see them below my pert tits and flat belly

[UmbongoUnchained]

"I would never allow my child to have a tantrum in the middle of a shop."