It is SO hard not to resent your child a leetle bit when they shit on the floor, isn't it?

[Pruni]

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[Skribble]

LOL

[BATtymumma]

Had one of those moments yesterday.
DD was playing upstairs with DS whilst i was putting some washing in. she had obviously had a poo in her nappy, but rather than coming down and telling me the independant madame took the nappy off left it on the landing and then bum shuffled all the way down the stairs!

you can imagine the mess that left.

[Pruni]

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[danceswiththedevil]

Argh, yes. So glad dd has gone through that now. Ds is next though...

[Bugsy2]

Ah, but did he eat it as well?

[BATtymumma]

washing powder disolved into some hot water, ittook away the smell as well.

only problem was that it cleaned it up so well that it hsowed just how dirty the carpet actuallyw as and i ended up having to scrub the whole of the stair carpet.

[Blandmum]

LOL, been there, done that!

Puking in my pocket made me a bit tetchy as well!

[NotQuiteCockney]

This is reason #352 why I want wooden floors everywhere in the house. We've had a bit of poo on the wooden floors downstairs, but it just wipes up, no problem.

I don't appreciate poo accidents when we're out and about, though.

DS1 threw up on DH's head once, which oddly enough wasn't a big hit.

[Pruni]

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[Blandmum]

My niece vomited into my bros mouth when she was a little one. He had lifted her up over his head and said 'Happy Christmas!' and she puked in his mouth!

[Pruni]

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[NotQuiteCockney]

I always thought you weren't a real parent until a kid threw up in your mouth ... but it's never actually happened to either DH or I. DS1 is a particularly unpukey child, and always gives notice before puking. And DS2 seems to be the same, although he was a pretty pukey baby.

[Blandmum]

Many, many times I cupped my hands to catch the kids puke!

Amazing what motherhood does to your sensibilities isn;t it?

[MrsBadger]

I remember hub2dee scaring off a thinking-of-ttc poster with the vomit-in-mouth scenario...

[incy]

Even worse a neighbour's child pooed on my floor the other day....

[covenoveneer]

DS did this yesterday eveing. We were upstairs for bath time. I had started running the bath and got them undressed then went into bathroom and bath water stone cold. I tell ds and dd to go and play in her room for 5 mins whilst I sort the bath out. Of course ds decides to do 3 huge pile on his sister's carpet causingtotal hysteria from said sister.

[theUrbanDryad]

OMG!!!! i'm 7 months pregnant. none of the books say anything about this!!! sooooo scared now.....

i think i may find it difficult not to laugh. the first time, anyway. toilet humour amuses me.

[incy]

urbandryad don't read threads like these - personally i find my DS's poo fine - it was just another child's poo i could not handle ....

[ProfYaffle]

And so hard not to resent them when they've peed on your lap so much you don't have any clean clothes to wear and will have to go and pick dh up from the station wearing pyjamas.

[Pruni]

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[MarsLady]

Pruni... I blame you completely.

DT2 having been good for blimming ages just crapped on the floor and it wasn't even a completely solid one! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[NotQuiteCockney]

Hmm, you can have these problems pretty early on. Friends of ours had a baby a few years before we had DS1. She was changing her baby in the middle of the night, and he pooed during the change, and managed to spray the wall with poo.

As we didn't know a lot of people with tiny babies who talked to us about poo, we just thought this was normal, and put it on our list of what to expect.

We're pretty glad neither of our kids did that, though.