Another fucking milestone ...

(2 Posts)
Wuldric Tue 29-Oct-13 22:46:40

I used to delight in milestones. First smile, first giggle, first words, first toddle, first sleep through the night, first tooth gained, first tooth lost, first day without nappies, first day at school, first book read through alone, first swim, first ride, first goal, first meal cooked alone, first ... you name the first and I delighted in it.

Well for the first time, both my DCs are taller than me. I am 5' 11". I am now officially the smallest member of my family. GRR. My teenagers are now going to patronize me from above. Bugger!

MiaowTheCat Wed 30-Oct-13 08:56:54

My mum once climbed on the coffee table to flick me round the ear with a tea towel when I did the teenage smirking on the midget from above thing.

She managed to bust the ceiling light instead - which I then got the blame for too!

I'm doomed - two kids on the 91st and 98th centiles, and a 6 foot 7 husband they take after - it's only a matter of time!

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