What is the etiquette after your child has vomited all over another child and the bouncy castle at a new mums and tots Christmas party? Do you (after haing apologised profusely and cleaned said sick up)
- Never show your face again
- Move house
- Go to same mums and tots again and act breezy
- Go to same mums and tots again but claim you have an identical twin sister whose child looks very similar to yours?