Someone just threw half a roast over my fence

(133 Posts)
dilemma456 Tue 27-Apr-10 11:18:20

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KCMC Fri 30-Apr-10 17:21:06

we once had 2 platefuls of spag bol thrown over our fence!! needless to say the teenage son next door and his 'freind' had something to do with it!!shock
Mum was informed and the 2 boys were sent round to clean it up!!!

differentID Thu 29-Apr-10 21:40:12

Anyone else notice where this has been put?

<points to MN Classics>

Poledra Thu 29-Apr-10 00:23:18
Rafi Wed 28-Apr-10 17:20:18

But if dilemma has half of fab's roast, who's got the other half????

Rockbird Wed 28-Apr-10 10:42:45

Lol @ police station. So she leaves her name and if no one claims it in four weeks it's hers!

rubyrubyruby Wed 28-Apr-10 10:28:44

Ah grin I understand. It has taken a lot less than that to drive me to drink ........

dilemma456 Wed 28-Apr-10 10:23:33

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<knocks on Dilemmas door>

<shuffles feet about and stares at the floor>

<mumbles> Can I have my roast beef back please? I'll promise to be more careful next time.

grin

I expect she was knocked out by the roast potatoes.

rubyrubyruby Wed 28-Apr-10 09:51:57

........... has she not come back yet hmm

OhFuck Wed 28-Apr-10 07:53:35

I think you should hand it in to your local police station. They have procedures for this sort of thing. Maybe it's already been reported missing?

LadyBiscuit Tue 27-Apr-10 22:40:34

Heh - I await the next instalment!

dilemma456 Tue 27-Apr-10 21:59:30

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LadyBiscuit Tue 27-Apr-10 20:57:52

I think it's a love token. You might get a shoulder of lamb tomorrow if you're lucky wink

RustyBear Tue 27-Apr-10 19:52:34

Vital question - was it torn (eagle), chewed (human) or cut (mad butcher, presumably) in half?

PinkoLiberal Tue 27-Apr-10 19:34:28

yep, you have FAB's dinner

LeninGrad Tue 27-Apr-10 19:33:32

dilemma, can you chuck it back over, FAB's been looking for it.

Rockbird Tue 27-Apr-10 19:31:43

So take a picture of your dinner the joint.

LeninGrad Tue 27-Apr-10 19:31:23

It's FAB's.

dilemma456 Tue 27-Apr-10 19:30:45

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Rockbird Tue 27-Apr-10 19:29:33

No sorry, I'm not having that. Half a roast dinner comes flying into your garden and you're not going to investigate further?? Get yer mug shot in the paper and get it solved, I insist!

dilemma456 Tue 27-Apr-10 19:29:31

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BuzzingNoise Tue 27-Apr-10 19:23:55

Diff's idea is great. Please contact the local paper!

am amzaed at how many threads have recently mentioned flying roast beef! grin only on mn

kickassangel Tue 27-Apr-10 18:49:30

Are you sure you're not the MIL from this thread and that you don't have a small viscious dog 'who wouldn't hurt a fly'?
(see BoF's post of 17.15)

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