Someone just threw half a roast over my fence

(133 Posts)
dilemma456 Tue 27-Apr-10 11:18:20

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RockSteady Tue 27-Apr-10 11:19:18

i'd be very tempted! who on earth would waste good beef?!!

rubyrubyruby Tue 27-Apr-10 11:20:12

grin

My woofer would love your neighbours

BigBadMummy Tue 27-Apr-10 11:20:18

Not the mad evil ex of your DP is it?

That is just odd.

Did you see it thrown? Or it could be a nearby animal has grabbed it off somebody's table and dragged it there?

treedelivery Tue 27-Apr-10 11:20:56

Ask for the Yorkshire pud too.

Have you a dog? Maybe they thought doggie would like some?

rastababi Tue 27-Apr-10 11:22:03

What the....?!

Maybe it's an outcome of some sort of domestic incident of a local couple? grin

dilemma456 Tue 27-Apr-10 11:22:25

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FabIsGoingToGetFit Tue 27-Apr-10 11:23:22

You have got to go around with it and ask what is going on. Maybe the dog got it????

Pikelit Tue 27-Apr-10 11:23:27

Go careful in case the gravy is about to follow though. Take an umbrella.

LadyBiscuit Tue 27-Apr-10 11:24:21

This is going to be as good as pagwatch's mystery green car I can tell

I'm all for sharing but that's a bit odd hmm grin

toccatanfudge Tue 27-Apr-10 11:32:36

how odd <<<<<<<marking place to see what happens next>>>>>>>>

Poledra Tue 27-Apr-10 11:36:12

Do you have any eagles near by that might have stolen it, then dropped it from the sky?? Or a dog with a good throwing arm, hiding it to conceal its guilt? He'll be back for it later....

LetThereBeRock Tue 27-Apr-10 11:36:12

You don't live next to the Osbournes do you?

Ozzy threw a whole ham into his neighbours' garden once when they were making too much noise.

PinkoLiberal Tue 27-Apr-10 11:43:33

PMSL

awaiting further news

Poledra Tue 27-Apr-10 11:45:27

P'raps a vegetarian has come home unexpectedly and found that their spouse (who swore they'd become veggie too) has been cheating with a nice side of beef?

Pepsiginn Tue 27-Apr-10 11:50:02

Maybe i'm a bit old-fashioned - but who's cooks a bloody roast that's ready at 11:00am on a tuesday?

ProfYaffle Tue 27-Apr-10 11:50:42

What's on the other side of the fence? Road/neighbour/Toby Carvery?

JustMooching Tue 27-Apr-10 11:52:45

Oooh, you have to go round and find out!

We have an ashtray full of fag ends thrown over ours when the neighbours were fighting one night.

PlumBumMum Tue 27-Apr-10 11:58:50

Do you have a dog?

NorkyButNice Tue 27-Apr-10 12:04:01

Is someone trying to poison your dog (if you have one?).

I'd be worried!

Rockbird Tue 27-Apr-10 12:05:13

Are they forrin? Spaniards lob tomatoes, who do we know that chucks beef on a national holiday?

rubyrubyruby Tue 27-Apr-10 12:07:24

Poison dog shock

.... mine would already be dead as she would have caught it before it hit the ground. Never misses an opportunity.

Pepsi I wondered that - they must have been up at, what, 5am to put it in?? And why waste it by throwing it over the fence?
<settles back to await further news>

Alicetheinvisible Tue 27-Apr-10 12:10:41

This is very funny!

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