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Guess what Tesco.com thought would be a suitable substitution for the bottle of Jacob's Creek Chardonnay I ordered last night?

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PuppyMonkey · 07/07/2009 12:17

Boggers.

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FAQinglovely · 07/07/2009 12:18

lambrini - or the even worse lambrusco?

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ruddynorah · 07/07/2009 12:18

jacob's crackers?

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TheArmadillo · 07/07/2009 12:19

greek yoghurt

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Loshad · 07/07/2009 12:19

it'll be something batty - they once subsituted a bottle of sweet white fizzy when the full bodied australian red i'd ordered was out of stock .....

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oranges · 07/07/2009 12:19

a can of fosters?

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sweetkitty · 07/07/2009 12:20

cat litter

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bamboobutton · 07/07/2009 12:20

babycham?

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PuppyMonkey · 07/07/2009 12:20

No. I could understand any of them.

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Bettymum · 07/07/2009 12:20

Alcohol free beer

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bamboobutton · 07/07/2009 12:21

formula milk

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ruddynorah · 07/07/2009 12:21

a gift box of baileys irish cream chocolates

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Fimbo · 07/07/2009 12:21

Blue Nun

Merrydown Cider

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TheArmadillo · 07/07/2009 12:21

a garden chair?

a packet of ham?

biscuits?

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CherryChoc · 07/07/2009 12:22

A DVD of Jonathan Creek

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FlappyTheBat · 07/07/2009 12:22

disposable bbq - in keeping with the australian theme?

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PuppyMonkey · 07/07/2009 12:22

Wrong so far. How long do I prolong the suspense?

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bamboobutton · 07/07/2009 12:23

a cabbage?

stuffing?

cherry liqueurs?

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ruddynorah · 07/07/2009 12:23

tell us pls???

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dizzymare · 07/07/2009 12:23

tampax

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TheArmadillo · 07/07/2009 12:23

painkillers

condoms

nappies

ktichen roll

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bamboobutton · 07/07/2009 12:24

tesco fortified wine?

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JoesMummy09 · 07/07/2009 12:24

they let you keep the delivery man?

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HuwEdwards · 07/07/2009 12:24

lol at Ruddynorah!

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oranges · 07/07/2009 12:25

bleach.

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Simples · 07/07/2009 12:25

oh ffs say

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