Not for a million quid!

[lou33]

Ok here's the other half of celebrity one nighters, who would you NEVER jump in the sack with? Des O'Connor, Bruce Forsyth, Chris Evans (even tho Billie did!) , the bloke on Rise who acts all pompous and posh........

[lou33]

Bob Monkhouse, George Hamilton, Michael Jackson.....

[lilibet]

The man who owns Stringfellows, Peter ???. Tony Blair, Norman Lamont, Anyone with little fat fingers!!

[SoupDragon]

Ozzy Osbourne

[glitterbabe]

Shane McGowan

[Hilary]

Lilibet, the name you are searching for is Peter Stringfellow, and I quite agree. Also agree about the little fat fingers...I'm giggling as I type.

Now I am having name block, who is that Labour bloke with ginger hair and beard who left his wife to marry his secretary a couple of years ago? Thin chap, odd looking? Well, anyway, him!

[Willow2]

glitterbabe - what, not even a french kiss?

Ok - here goes:

David Mellor - can't believe he wasn't No 1 on other people's lists.
Everyone else mentioned so far.
The entire cast of League of Gentlemen - sorry, they might look ok in reality but I just couldn't separate them from their characters.

[WideWebWitch]

Hilary, uggggggggh, Robin Cook!

[WideWebWitch]

Billie Piper must be off her head. Agree with everyone here (except T Blair) add Simon Cowell, makes me cringe and John Major. Not even for a million quid. Although it is rather a lot of money isn't it Hmmm.

[Paula1]

No, I'd do it with Chris Evans!!! He has got loads of money, and I think he's quite sexy!

[SueDonim]

LOL, WWW!

Jasper Carrot, Michael Douglas, Angus Deyton, Jeremy Beadle, Julio Iglesias, and all of those below.

[SueDonim]

LOL, WWW!

Jasper Carrot, Michael Douglas, Angus Deyton, Jeremy Beadle, Julio Iglesias, and all of those below.

[jessi]

Paula1, I agree, he is strangely quite sexy! I have to add Mark Lamarr, pukesville.

[jodee]

There's an oldish Scottish bloke (Andrew someone?) who wears a syrup and presents Despatch Box or something like that - grimmmmm.

[jodee]

As soon as I pressed Post I remembered - Andrew Neil, ex Sunday Times editor. Yuk!!!!

[ScummyMummy]

Richard Gere yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk puke puke yuk

[jodee]

Oh Scummy, add a dozen more yuks from me!

Talking of Richard Gere reminds me of my favourite line from Dennis Pennis to RG - "Do you like Tibet? Or do you think gambling's wrong?"

Went completely over his head!

[Mooma]

Robin Cook yuk yuk YUK!!!

[Marina]

David Mellor, Michael Winner, AA Gill, Will Self, Normans Lamont and Tebbitt, Cecil Parkinson, Jeffrey Archer, Rory McGrath, Nick Hancock, Laurence Llewellyn Bowen, Nick Berry, yuk, yuk, yuk. Extra yuks and a few slaps to boot for David Mellor and Nick Hancock.

[lou33]

Three cheers for Marina!!

[lou33]

Has anyone mentioned William Hague? Bleurgh!

[glitterbabe]

Willow2 - RE:Shane Mcgowan - not even a peck
Other contenders include: Ken Dodd, Nicky (smarmy) Campbell, Peter (incredibly smarmy) Sissons, Nicholas (ultimate in smarminess) Parsons. Also agree with your choices Marina especially Will Self, can't stand the sight of him.

[Hilary]

Prince Edward, are we allowed royals?

[Ghosty]

Lloyd Grossman ...
Llewellin wotsit from changing rooms
Mike Meyers
Jeremy Clarkson ....

And most of the people that everyone else has mentioned (except Richard Gere!!!)