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JACK AND JILL
Went up the hill
To have a little fun-
Stupid Jill
Forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
LITTLE MISS MUFFET sat on a tuffet,
Her clothes all tattered and torn.
It had not been the spider
that crept up beside her
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.
SIMPLE SIMON met a Pieman
Going to the fair
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pieman unto Simon
"Pies, you stupid bastard!"
HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall
humpty dumpty had a great fall
all the kings horses and all the kings men
had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.
GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay
HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE,
the cat did a piddle,
all over the bedside clock,
The little dog laughed to see such fun
when it died of electric shock
or alternatively...
Hey diddle diddle
the cat did a piddle
all over the bathroom floor
the little dog laughed to see such fun
so the cat did a little bit more!
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jenny2998 · 02/07/2002 22:37
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