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A story to make you smile especially after the result of the vote in USA..............

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RTKangaMummy · 12/11/2016 22:20

An airplane was about to crash........

There were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes.


The 1st passenger said, "I am Steph Curry, the best NBA basketball player. The Warriors and my millions of fans need me, and I can't afford to die."

So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.


The 2nd passenger, Donald Trump, said, "I am the newly-elected U.S. President, and I am the smartest President in American history, so my people don't want me to die."

He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.


The 3rd passenger, the Pope, said to the 4th passenger, a 10 year old schoolboy, "My son, I am old and don't have many years left, you have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."


The little boy said, "That's okay, Your Holiness, there's a parachute left for you. America 's smartest President took my schoolbag."

GrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrin

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dudsville · 12/11/2016 22:21

If only!

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pennyfromtheblock · 12/11/2016 22:22

I wish!!'nn

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Parietal · 12/11/2016 22:42
Smile
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RTKangaMummy · 13/11/2016 22:37
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