Swagger Inn Thread 116 - a thread for wenching, a thread for perving, a thread for ignoring the captions Livia writes on our pictures.

[HaydeeofMonteCristo]

I finished the thread and there was no new thread! So for a few moments we all existed in limbo. Happy floating all... And now back to earth.

Let's start with this beautiful picture!

[Badders123]

Well hello!

[HaydeeofMonteCristo]

Crap! My first Fred and the autocorrect has changed perving to serving. Off to report...

[HaydeeofMonteCristo]

Yay badders you are here!

[YetAnotherHelenMumsnet]

Hi there, that's your title changed now, although not sure we should be encouraging perving...

[LiviaDrusillaAugusta]

Hello!

[Badders123]

Nice pic! Very nice!
I can't post pics on my kindle fire so hoping that a team athos wench comes in soon and decorates.

[Badders123]

Helenmumsnet...of course you should be!

[Badders123]

Oh liv...you are almost forgiven for last night!

[Lyndie]

Liv

[LiviaDrusillaAugusta]

And if I still have a pic allowance, check this out - inspired by the minging Aramis pic on the last thread...

[HaydeeofMonteCristo]

Thanks, mumsnet! I don't think perving would stop even if it still said serving....

Might have to re post tart's lovely picture since I killed the last thread.

[LiviaDrusillaAugusta]

Do you know how much gin poor HelenMumsnet will need after having to venture in here shame she didn't see the PC bare ass pic

[LiviaDrusillaAugusta]

Awwwww thanks Baddz

[HaydeeofMonteCristo]

Here we go, the real one.

Glad to be helping the gin industry by getting Helen in here....

It was a bit of an emergency as there was no tavern for a few minutes.

[Obs2015]

Pearl clutchers? Us? Me thinks not. Of ill repute, dubious morals - oh yes. that's us!!
bring on the Donkey Punch, nakedness, perving and naughtiness. Porn writing etc etc.
Comic-con? Is he doing naked autographs in Newcastle? If not, me will have to carefully consider the long trek......

[Obs2015]

Nice thread Haydee. But you is well naughty for finishing off the old one before linking in this new one.
How shall we punish her wenches?
And no, don't let Liv answer that !!

[HaydeeofMonteCristo]

Ooops, yes, I realised my error when I had done it...

To make it up to you all, will do lots of decorating.

Searching through the last thread to get this, I found where you had all wished me happy birthday! Thanks very much belatedly and sorry I wasn't in that day.

Just eating salted caramel millionaire bar from m and s, which is nicest thing ever. Except for Aramis. Covered in salted caramel.

Anyway, this PIC clearly has to come with us over here.

[HaydeeofMonteCristo]

Can I have my punishment dobmne by this man, please?

(Tries hard to forget the caption that went with this picture before)

[LiviaDrusillaAugusta]

This one Haydee?

[HaydeeofMonteCristo]

Objectively the best gif ever.

And, I believe, fancy's favourite.

How strange, no one at all has posted since my last post.

[HaydeeofMonteCristo]

[Obs2015]

oh yes. i love that one. santi is soooooo DIRTY
and that second one with the bump...... yes sir-eeeeeeee!!

Dirty. I love dirty musketeers. Pinon Athos? oh yes please.

[Obs2015]

punish her Aramis, punish her .......

[LiviaDrusillaAugusta]

Ah okay - so you think you can ignore me? That's fine, lets see how you ignore the noises from the cellar during afternoon sexytime - we won't be closing the door

[LiviaDrusillaAugusta]

Obs Who is he going to punish? I would imagine he's a bit of an amateur in that department...