Yo yo listen up.<br><br>It has come to our attention that there is some misunderstanding of entry <like that> requirements for the Swagger Inn. The rules say:<br><br>THOU MUST BE ABLE TO SHAMELESSLY FAWN OVER THE BBC ADAPTATION OF BEARDED BEAUTIES WHO HAVE BROUGHT US TOGETHER! ie The Musketeers:<br><br>Cardinal Richelieu <br>Porthos<br>Cardinal Richelieu <br>Athos<br>Cardinal Richelieu <br>Aramis<br>Cardinal Richelieu<br>Dog<br>Cardinal Richelieu<br>Captain Treville<br>And finally Cardinal Richelieu <br><br>If you are capable of achieving intense and full on fangirling mode in appreciation of these fine characters (and the actors who play them), and you have no dignity, morals or sense of shame then please do join us. Otherwise this may not be the place for you.<br><br>"COME THE FUCK IN OR FUCK THE FUCK OFF"