Oh no! Another Lyrics Quiz!!

[jodee]

To take your mind off wanting to pig out on Easter eggs, here's another lyrics quiz to pass the time - with a difference! These are the misheard lyrics - hands up who as a kid thought Billy Ocean was singing 'Go and Get Stuffed'? Or Johnny Nash was really crooning 'I can see clearly now Lorraine has gone'? See if you can guess the song title/lyric from this lot:

1. Take a chunk of meat
   
2. A raisin and wine
   
3. Guilty! Guilty as a drunken bee!
   
4. Wise guys realise there's danger in her muscular thighs
   
5. Take your pants off and make it happen
   
6. It's just another man named Monday
   
7. See them walking hand in hand towards the fridge at midnight
   
8. Chicken tikka, you and I know
   
9. I believe that the hotdogs go on
   
10. She seems to have some invisible crutches
    
11. Your adhesive turned him on
    
12. Thump her oily hairpins when it's raining
    
13. I'm a man without conditioner
    
14. You can call meow
    
15. Aree espe ezy tea?
    
16. You broke the phone and you lose the change
    
17. Whoa, here she comes, she's a bad reader
    
18. I was living in a world of Maybelline when my best friend owned a toupee
    
19. I believe in milk rolls
    
20. The lean side of beef it just slips down
    
21. Village cheese is not my lover
    
22. I left my toaster in Moss Side
    
23. I'm still Stanley
    
24. Your love is like bad venison
    
25. The ants are my friends, they're blowing in the wind
    
26. If I was a skeleton, but then again a gnome
    
27. Well I'd like to know where you got the nose from
    
28. Hello Douglas my old friend, I'd like to talk to you and Jen
    
29. I can't believe you kiss your carpet knife
    
30. What's love cock-a-do, cock-a-doodle-do?
    
31. Last night I dreamt of some Playdoh
    
32. That's me with the mower, that's me with the frostbite
    
33. Spare him his life from his pork sausages
    
34. Pajamas, I want to wear them with you
    
35. Eyelids in the street
    
    Happy Easter and I'll bet you will never sing the proper words again!

[Tinker]

Oooh, just looked:

6. Manic Monday
7. Girls on Film
8. Chiquitita
17. Maneater

[SueDonim]

1 Take a chance on me
13 I'm a man without conviction
14 You can call me Al
19. I believe in miracles
23 I'm still standing
25 The answer my friend is blowing in the wind
26. If I was a sculptor, but then again no
27. Well I'd like to know where you got the notion
28. Hello darkness my old friend, I'd like to talk with you again
30. What's love got to do, got to do with it?
33. Spare him his life from this monstrosity
35. Islands in the stream

And I thought the Johnny Nash lyric was 'I can see Deirdre now Lorraine has gone'!!

[Zoe]

1. Guilty as a girl can be (love in the first degree - Bananarama)

4.Wise guys realise there's danger in emotional ties (Wham Rap)
10. She seems to have an invisible touch yeah (Ivisible Touch - Genesis)
15. R-E-S-P-E-C-T
18. I was living in a world of make-belive when my best friend wrote and told me (Wishing I was Lucky - wet wet wet)
21. Billie Jean is not my lover
23. I'm still standing (Elton John)
24. your Love is like bad medicine (Bon Jovi)
26. If I was a sculptor, but then again no(Your song)
28. Hello darkness my old friend, I've come to talk to you again (Sound of Silence)