Swagger Inn. Should We Start Our Own State Of Wenchdependence? Thread 47

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DrMalcolmTuckerWhosMistress Thu 04-Sep-14 07:58:58

I think it's a great plan.

Le non?

Le ouuuuui?

DrMalcolmTuckerWhosMistress Thu 04-Sep-14 08:05:46

The Doctor, however, doesn't seem to think it's a great plan...

<burps>

HolyQuadrityDrinkFeckArseGirls Thu 04-Sep-14 08:16:16

What?! I missed a whole thread? Ffs.

DrMalcolmTuckerWhosMistress Thu 04-Sep-14 08:26:30

Where have you been Drink?

Ur? Burkovia? grin

HolyQuadrityDrinkFeckArseGirls Thu 04-Sep-14 08:48:53

Life. Trying to arrange a visit with TwatBadger. Would be easier if I were the bigger person who just bends over and takes it. A bit of work. Will be back now.

Oblomov Thu 04-Sep-14 09:29:26

New WenchState? Great. Where? Not Scotland then Malc, re referendum. Not wales? Near Prague?

Am on train. Having lovely Athos thoughts. If I'm not careful I could come again, for the fourth time!!!!

DrMalcolmTuckerWhosMistress Thu 04-Sep-14 09:41:38

Trev!!!! <snogs>

Burkovia is going to be the best place on earth. If for nothing more than it's ability to cause such spontaneous amusement!

Snigger snigger Malc. Off to put my burkenstocks and blue cardi on or does blue cardi mean I'm dead? smile <confused> grin

Oh how rude of me <snogs malc back and slips her the tongue for good measure>

FolknNorah Thu 04-Sep-14 10:02:43

Oh hi trev how are you? Feeling frisky I see grin

drinky <runs and leaps onto drink> <yes like that alwayslikethat>

FolknNorah Thu 04-Sep-14 10:08:12

Oh, please come here and kick out all arseholes, cunts and twatbadgers (including mine) We can make this county our own State of Wenchdom. It's lovely, not too cold, a bit of rain but meh loads of countryside, a shortish commute into The London (like I'd know hmm)
Will we have our own national costume? Language? Currency?
<excited>
There's even a cathedral for Richelieu grin.

Cinnamoncookie Thu 04-Sep-14 12:07:36

<Farts in the general direction of the thread>

LiviaDruscillaAugusta Thu 04-Sep-14 12:16:45

Hello Wembley new thread!!

DrMalcolmTuckerWhosMistress Thu 04-Sep-14 18:22:34

Look at me and use those hands on me until I DIE, you sexy sex Doctor.

DrMalcolmTuckerWhosMistress Thu 04-Sep-14 18:23:39

Oh by the way! Any wenches who still don't own the Musketeers DVD, BBC shop are having a sale and it's £9.99 with free delivery.

FolknNorah Thu 04-Sep-14 18:23:40

I reckon that's how he'd look when went for your smear test.

LetUsPrey Thu 04-Sep-14 18:24:05

Will re-post as this got swallowed up <not like that> by lots of tardis grin

Evening wenches. Have not quite caught up. Have had a monumentally shit afternoon at work which resulted in me having to stay late due to cock ups <not like that> which were nothing to do with me. To top that off, I've left my phone at work. Super.

No matter. I always try to think if that's the worst that's happened, then it's not that bad is it.

Having a brew and will read thread.

Norah - SCD in my world is Strictly Come Dancing.

LiviaDruscillaAugusta Thu 04-Sep-14 18:25:20

Elk 1984 was the best book I have read in years! I love dystopian fiction not as much as tavern porn, obviously so I thought I would give it a go as it's the most well known one. I found it genuinely chilling!

AnneElkMiss Thu 04-Sep-14 18:25:37

I think the tardis has gone to Malc's head

FolknNorah Thu 04-Sep-14 18:26:08

Ah reet ta. Nope. Don't watch that either. <sigh> <FML>
<snogs elk>

Ugh letus. <snuggles>

HolyQuadrityDrinkFeckArseGirls Thu 04-Sep-14 18:26:45

Hi norah! i need a wine <not that one grin>

I've put on a kg before my period. Half of that due to eating loads (just protein and some veg so not junk food) and then half kg due to pure water retention in tots and stomach. I know it's temporary but still ugggh!

Tomorrow afternoon a smear test and breast examination. Lovely. Have to do it now before the blob arrives.
Also seeing my gp in the morning to discuss test results and poss going on the pill. Oh what fun is it to be a woman. hmm

LiviaDruscillaAugusta Thu 04-Sep-14 18:26:46

Malc Those fingers look so flexible! grin

I think I need to watch the programme where he was announced as the new Doctor again....

lyndie Thu 04-Sep-14 18:27:07

Nearly the weekend LetUs?! brew

<waves to Trev>

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