swagger Inn. There ain't no party like a Wench Club party! Thread 45.

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DrMalcolmTuckerWhosMistress Tue 26-Aug-14 22:17:02

Anyone for a stiff one?

MadamedeChevreuse Tue 26-Aug-14 22:22:08

I see you, Peter. And you are lovely.

FolknNorah Tue 26-Aug-14 22:23:58

Ohhhh, go on then.

Badvoc123 Tue 26-Aug-14 22:25:51

Just how I like em smile

MavisGrind Tue 26-Aug-14 22:29:53

Ach....is he Scottish? Good. He can complain....

DrMalcolmTuckerWhosMistress Tue 26-Aug-14 22:32:57

I don't know about complaining, but I'll make him groan and moan and grunt and sweat and scream

DrMalcolmTuckerWhosMistress Tue 26-Aug-14 22:37:17

I've tardis thought tardis about tardis it tardis and tardis my preference tardis is: tardis

1.) The Doctor tardis
2.) Malcolm Tucker tardis
3.) The Cardinal tardis

But I STILL don't know which Musketeer to boff first sad


HolyQuadrityDrinkFeckArseGirls Tue 26-Aug-14 22:58:49

I'd boff first d'artagnan, just for the warm up. The rest will be filthygrin

DrMalcolmTuckerWhosMistress Tue 26-Aug-14 23:03:37

Hahaha, good choice!

Well, well Malcolm, that didn't take long to decide, did it? So you like them

1) Clever/nice
2) Angry/sweary
3) Corrupt/filthy

That is probably quite a good place to be morally, but I am a little surprised. Are you sure the sex will be in same 'good' order though??

Dr might be prone to moments of feathery strokery? hmm

AnneElkMiss Wed 27-Aug-14 06:25:45

My revised list:

Tom Burke

DrMalcolmTuckerWhosMistress Wed 27-Aug-14 06:36:27

Funny you should say that! Actually because my god, intelligence is the BIGGEST turn on of them all!

At least you now know in the other thread just how feathery strokery I suspect this Doctor would be! grin The last one would have been a bit more that way I suspect. Well, look at Jess she had the hots for him as she does for Dog. She is clearly a woman who likes the feather strokers!

On balance though, I'd say that DH is a good mix of all of the above!

FolknNorah Wed 27-Aug-14 07:12:12

To be clear elk is that malc or Malcolm? Or both when you really start thinking about it?

HolyQuadrityDrinkFeckArseGirls Wed 27-Aug-14 07:27:42

No no no no no. Matt Smith would be feathery strokery. This Doctor would make use of both of his cocks.

Now back to the old thread! I'm asking nicely!


Badvoc123 Wed 27-Aug-14 09:07:11

Can we not talk about MS dtd please?
I haven't eaten my breakfast yet! <vom>

DrMalcolmTuckerWhosMistress Wed 27-Aug-14 09:14:46

Me! Me! Meeeeee!

Badvoc123 Wed 27-Aug-14 09:19:43

Malc...I agree...intelligence and sense of humour.
Such a turn on when found together (tom)

HolyQuadrityDrinkFeckArseGirls Wed 27-Aug-14 09:26:19

malc I don't mind you have your bit on the side in the form on the DW thread but please not at the cost of housekeeping! You can't just disappear for days and then I find you ejaculating all over the other thread!

Flopsy28 Wed 27-Aug-14 09:54:24

It seems it is time to finally make my list (I don't think I did it ever)

1. Porthos
2. Dog
3. Athos
4. Aramis
5. Cardinal
6. Treville
7. Savoy
8. King(for a giggle)

Now, back to the other thread before drink spanks me

Flopsy28 Wed 27-Aug-14 09:56:35

Here's the main man..

HolyQuadrityDrinkFeckArseGirls Wed 27-Aug-14 11:36:25

<slaps flopsy's arse>

HolyQuadrityDrinkFeckArseGirls Wed 27-Aug-14 13:05:00

So both of us are Holy Quadrities and as such we are One.

Flopsy28 Wed 27-Aug-14 13:10:05

<arse is still undulating>

HolyQuadrityDrinkFeckArseGirls Wed 27-Aug-14 13:12:41

If there ever was an arse for twerking...

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