Swagger Inn. This thread is at least 6' and not 5'9. Ok? Thread 39.

(1000 Posts)
MalcolmTuckersMistress Mon 28-Jul-14 10:38:04

As you were...

Cinnamoncookie Mon 28-Jul-14 10:42:03

<Gets tape measure out>

This thread appears to be about 5'6" and wearing reeeeaaaaalllly stacked heels under that swishy cloak.

MalcolmTuckersMistress Mon 28-Jul-14 10:52:02

<reports post>

<farts>

MavisGrind Mon 28-Jul-14 11:11:50

"These are small but that Tardis is very far away......"

AnneElkMiss Mon 28-Jul-14 11:22:01

well, it's saved me 3" of charcoal anyway

FolknNorah Mon 28-Jul-14 12:02:01

shock

Oblomov Mon 28-Jul-14 12:05:32

Oh. I thought we were back to him being 6' 2'' and Malc being 5' 9''.
Confused. Com

MadamedeChevreuse Mon 28-Jul-14 12:18:27

<passes cardinal cardboard box to stand on>

Flopsy28 Mon 28-Jul-14 12:45:56

<snogs malc>
<knows which side weekend bread is buttered>
<waves up to PC>
<wipes brown nose>

Fuck me I'm fed up with this game of hunt the 3G! Place marking. Hot HBS all round.

Flopsy28 Tue 29-Jul-14 12:45:21

A nice start to a new thread.

Baddderz Tue 29-Jul-14 12:52:19

Alright wenches?

Sparklegeek Tue 29-Jul-14 12:55:07

1001!! 1001 posts!!!! How did that happen?

Sparklegeek Tue 29-Jul-14 12:55:25

Oh Flopsy PHWOAAARRRRRRRRR

Sparklegeek Tue 29-Jul-14 12:56:09

He's just showing off his manual dexterity groping skills there

Oblomov Tue 29-Jul-14 12:56:48

Did you see my 'slip in' at the end if the 50k, with Sparkles F-A-F .

Ha ha. How apt was that.

Thinks me was unusually funny and quick there.

Ha ha.

Sparklegeek Tue 29-Jul-14 12:57:02

Happy 50,016 posts wenches smile

Oblomov Tue 29-Jul-14 12:57:48

1001 does happen occasionally.
And how apt it was!!!
Continues laughing.........

Sparklegeek Tue 29-Jul-14 12:58:27

LOL! MN had to allow it cos they know it's true. The end.

Flopsy28 Tue 29-Jul-14 13:02:01

Omg sparkle and obs, you've broken MN! The last thread ended on 1001 messages over 41 pages. We have now entered the twilight zone
<der der der der><spooky music>

Flopsy28 Tue 29-Jul-14 13:03:58

Hi badderz, how's it hanging at the moment? Feeling any better?

Oblomov Tue 29-Jul-14 13:05:05

de de der
is that leading us into madame and her darth vader e-cig bit Flops wink

MrsBeeee Tue 29-Jul-14 13:07:52

50,000 + posts. What were we called on the feminist inn thread? Prolific? that's polite

I appear to have just spent £90 on school shoes. £90 fucking quid! I have one with very narrow feet and one with wide feet. Bloody hell. Thank god they spend the rest of their time in crocs, wellies or snow boots.

I also appear to have been to Aldi for booze for weekend. Oh and bruschetta and briochs. Will think of other foods starting with B and bring those too.

Pleased to see you back and reporting for full wenching duty Sparkle.

<snogs Apricot for Tom stuff>

AnneElkMiss Tue 29-Jul-14 13:09:52

doing the ironing to donkey punch. could be a mistake

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