Swagger Inn. Agadodododoooo iiiiiiiit! Thread 34.

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MalcolmTuckersMistress Tue 08-Jul-14 18:56:35

Who wants a Spunky Sock?

lyndie Tue 08-Jul-14 19:15:14

Evening all.

MadamedeChevreuse Tue 08-Jul-14 19:16:37

Erm, no thanks?

FolknNorah Tue 08-Jul-14 19:20:28

Does that come with crusty knickers?

LetUsPrey Tue 08-Jul-14 19:23:07

I bet I could make one out of loom bands not really, I'm a bit rubbish at them and I hate them

Badvoc2 Tue 08-Jul-14 20:51:53

Only if it comes with a dirty Sanchez smile
I am planning to begin my next opus tonight.
I do hope some wench is collating them all - I can't leave them on the iPad in case the kids see them! shock
You will all be pleased to learn I was on the victorious mums tug of war team (naturally) and ds2 won all his races smile
<don't know where he gets his competitive edge from!>
We are all flagging a bit here...roll on Friday! Ds2 had just announced he wants to go to the fucking school disco on Thursday night...sigh. Cosmic.
Just what I need. Surrounded by 100 kids hopped up on fizzy pop and popcorn dancing (badly) to Katy perry.
Might have to unleash some of my signature moves...we shall see.
Went to counselling again today - always leaves me feeling quite odd...vacant and not quite there iykwim?
<sounds like normal badvoc I hear you cry>
Anyway, ds2 still not asleep so must go and parent....

Flopsy28 Tue 08-Jul-14 21:08:29

Place marking.....

Coming up your rear Floppers <etc etc etc>

AnneElkMiss Tue 08-Jul-14 22:08:54

Yo Badvoc, will it be a continuation of your last chapters? please please please please please

Oblomov Wed 09-Jul-14 06:33:12

Morning all. Off to work.....

MalcolmTuckersMistress Wed 09-Jul-14 10:46:35

<waits on chaise for Cardinal>

Massive erection.

Just place marking.

MalcolmTuckersMistress Wed 09-Jul-14 10:54:54

<licks massive erection>

Naughty Malc

Stinkle Wed 09-Jul-14 11:01:18


Feel like crap today, nothing exciting to add so just place marking


cake for Stinkle

MalcolmTuckersMistress Wed 09-Jul-14 11:14:22

I was talking about Eiffel Tower WW!! shock

ApricotCrush Wed 09-Jul-14 11:18:26

Oo, you can vote over and over on that TV Choice Magazine Awards thing. I reckon that the other nominations in the Best New Drama won't have such raving lunatics avid viewers as us so if we could all spend half an hour a couple of minutes every day on it, I think we could swing it. I've done this before on other fanships and it works. All publicity is good publicity. grin

Badders as Porn Librarian, I'm not only keeping all the links, but I'm storing all the stories too God help anyone who looks at my computer so if the threads should be removed I have them all in one place.


<hopes computer doesn't die>

<goes to store them all on external hard drive>

Malc you licked the Eiffel Tower? hmm

ApricotCrush Wed 09-Jul-14 11:41:27

Also, Badders hope you're feeling better today. thanks

LaComtessdelafere Wed 09-Jul-14 11:41:40

Ok wenches I have taken your advice and ignored FB work colleague and her gossip today.

<sits on hands>

Now fidgety and desperate to know what the gossip is/was.

In other news..... Would you be amused or slightlyangry if someone casually referred to your family as 'the Nazi Aryan Master race'. It was in a group email to some of the cricket mums.

Ok. So DH, and 1234 all are blond, blue eyed. Quite tall. They are pretty much like those Russian dolls when lined up, and basically all look like DH. And all look quite similar I suppose. Particularly the twins, funnily enough. Anyway. There have been occasional jokes about Aryan Master races and army building in jocular fashion over the years, which I suppose is funny as there's quite a few of them. But I think this is the first time the word Nazi has been involvedshock.

She's a lovely funny lady, and I know I won't say anything, but I am a bit shock on even joking that we're the Nazis. Y'know? Or have I had sense of humour failure? confused

Cos essentially she's inferring I'm Mengele. angryconfusedangry

MalcolmTuckersMistress Wed 09-Jul-14 11:47:21


MalcolmTuckersMistress Wed 09-Jul-14 11:52:38

Comtess I guess it's one of those things that she probably said without thinking. I doubt very much for one minute that she actually thinks you are a Nazi...

MalcolmTuckersMistress Wed 09-Jul-14 11:58:08


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