Swagger Inn. Thread 33. Please wipe your feet on the way out.

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MalcolmTuckersMistress Fri 04-Jul-14 21:12:50

Where's my story HANNAH?

AnotherHelenB Fri 04-Jul-14 21:17:41

Waves to new thread, scoots back to old one grin

MadamedeChevreuse Fri 04-Jul-14 21:21:48

Missing proper wenching ilya

(Dream on malc)

AnneElkMiss Fri 04-Jul-14 21:25:05

BabyElk done 5 trouser fillers so far today, thought you all might like to know....

MalcolmTuckersMistress Fri 04-Jul-14 21:32:23

5! That must beat Sparkle's record?

FolknNorah Fri 04-Jul-14 21:33:44

<pokes head down from hayloft>

lyndie Fri 04-Jul-14 21:34:30

Hola new thread.....

Flopsy28 Fri 04-Jul-14 22:07:15


LetUsPrey Sat 05-Jul-14 10:57:18

Still watching Sunshine on Leith.

Have given up trying not to cry

MadamedeChevreuse Sat 05-Jul-14 10:58:28

Er...*ww*? Liam neeson is qui-gonn?

May the force be with you flops!

Hola lyndie!

JessCate Sat 05-Jul-14 11:02:01

New thread already!

Madame I know! I just meant that he's very dribbable (is that a word?) as Qui Gon grin

Jess Here have some cake and some more cake

LetUsPrey Sat 05-Jul-14 11:03:06

<stomps round living room>

And I would walk 500 miiiiiilllllesss...

Haha! Malc grin

<licks pencil> ......^then Vinnie lowered himself so that his shitty stained arse crack was straddling Malcolm's nose, and started to grind himself down until her nose was firmly lodged in his starfish and her mouth was touching his cheese encrusted balls. At this point James walked in, and started removing his clothes....^

Badvoc2 Sat 05-Jul-14 11:07:20

...."as long as I'm worth my place on this earth...I will be with you..."

The force is strong in this one 's thrusting pelvis

Badvoc2 Sat 05-Jul-14 11:12:07

I would - literally - die of horniness happiness if Tom got a part in GofT.

Stinkle Sat 05-Jul-14 11:14:49

Morning all!

Just marking place in new thread.

I'm in clear out mode so venturing into my loft today, wish me luck! I may be some time

Gav n Stace

Cardinal - Smithy <obvs wink >
Dog - Gavin
Connie - Stacey
Aramis - Dave Coaches
Treville - Mick
Porthos - Nessa's Dad
Athos - Ness
King - Pete

Hannah Lovely story hmm

If TB got a part in GOT I would actually start watching it wink

<starts fantasising about Athos's strong thrusting pelvis>

LaComtessdelafere Sat 05-Jul-14 11:42:04

I have snorted tea up my nose and into my eyeball at Aramis as Dave Coaches. I've nearly splinched myself . I can't breathe.

Hahahahshshaha mwahahahahaha

Ps nice dream Hannah. Mine was about a neighbour building a big extension hmm

LaComtessdelafere Sat 05-Jul-14 11:44:56

<chunders into bucket at thought if Vinnie's crack>



Just worked it out.

That's really some nasty stuff.

Sparklegeek Sat 05-Jul-14 11:46:05


And shock at Rachel Fuller's comment underneath?!!!

Sparklegeek Sat 05-Jul-14 11:46:31

Oh & FUCK RIGHT OFF to Dave Coaches

LaComtessdelafere Sat 05-Jul-14 11:50:24

THE tavern. Not A tavernshock

OMFG indeed Sparkle. The grey shirt. The beltage. The leaning. Hair looks gooood.

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