Swagger Inn. The comedown thread! Thread 30.

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MalcolmTuckersMistress Sat 21-Jun-14 08:24:25

I think there will be wenches far and wide who will be in need of some peace and tranquility once the last thread finishes!

Pint of Cardinal's fingers for old times sake, MotherS.

Oblomov Sat 21-Jun-14 08:55:17

Mother S, make me a slippery nipple, so that Athos can attend to mine , after I've downed it.

FolknNorah Sat 21-Jun-14 10:33:31

Am here, it's ok wink

Flopsy28 Sat 21-Jun-14 10:59:30

<wanders in bemused>
<sits down heavily delicately on chaise>
Morning. Is it? New thread? What?

lyndie Sat 21-Jun-14 11:05:23

Wow did we finish another one already? <goes back to check old one>

AnneElkMiss Sat 21-Jun-14 11:24:50

Welcomes in broken and bruised wenches. Provides foil blankets, glucose sachets and soothing tones....

<dons marshalls tabard>

Walking wounded to the bar please......those who are incapacitated, use the chaise

<gentle tit parp all round>

MadamedeChevreuse Sat 21-Jun-14 12:35:43

Fucking train hurry up!!!!

DrinkFeckArseGirls Sun 22-Jun-14 21:41:51

Fuck off hannah you twat angryangryangry that was mi e to finish sad

DrinkFeckArseGirls Sun 22-Jun-14 21:42:42

I mean, erm, hello smile

DrinkFeckArseGirls Sun 22-Jun-14 21:44:07

LYA kiss kiss
<buries hannah under the tavern>
<paints the coffin yellow>
<coffin from Ikeahmm>

Oblomov Sun 22-Jun-14 21:46:26

Need to RTFT.

had the BEST fucking time EVER yesterday.
What FUCKING AWESOME Wenches you all are.
Thank you. I loved it.

Fuck knows how I managed to not miss my stop, when I fell asleep on the drain pissed.

No hangover today.

Dh and I spent 5 hours cleaning bil's house. Considering that he is looking after the boys atm, it is the VERY least we could do. We cleaned from 10am-3pm, with no lunch. he owns 10 or so houses. And lodgers had left it in a state. Looked like it hadn't been cleaned, ONCE, in the 18 mths they had been there.



there were dildo's everywhere. 200 pairs of dirty knickers. Yesterday, when I was on Wench meet up, dh cleaned for his brother then aswell. he cleaned the fridge and freezer. Pubes in freezer, which apparently contained one of the dildo's. You put them in there, to cool down, after lots of use. Apparently!!

today I cleaned upstairs bathroom, downstairs toilet and kitchen cupboards. In 5 hours.

Am friggin knackerd. Poured myself glass of rose. ( thinking of Hannah, with rose creeping out of her pores!!! ha ha)

Off to bed now.

QueenAnneofAustriaSpain Sun 22-Jun-14 21:46:39

So DH just asked about the meet up.

'Show me the pics then.' I had said I wanted the charger thing in order to take pics and my phone not die.

Carefully selected shot at lunch.

'So you just know them from MN?'

'Yes, we, erm talk about, erm The Musketeers.'

He did a snarky smile.

'So you know, we have been talking for months and stuff.'

Back to football.

LetUsPrey Sun 22-Jun-14 21:47:18

I am watching South Korea -v- Algeria. I'll be honest, it's quite a good match. Not as good as the bit of Soccer Aid I've watched though.

<high fives Team Aramis wenches for shoehorning SA reference in>

Going to watch the rest of Wolverine. I'd rather be watching Musketeers but I'll take what I can even though a nekkid Hugh Jackman isn't really doing it for me.

Hope all wenches are feeling recovered and we're all ready for another Monday to roll around. <throws self into vat of Pimms>

QueenAnneofAustriaSpain Sun 22-Jun-14 21:48:15

Blimey 200 pairs of knickers!

I am off to bed too. I need to finish this bloody book soon.

DrinkFeckArseGirls Sun 22-Jun-14 21:48:39

Omg shock oblomov well, quite!

Pictures or it didn't happen!!!

<mwah hah hah haaaaaaaa>

Also, Comtess pointed out the most noticeable wenchy thing IMO - the Dogtanian comment. It's a sign, she's sending us a signal. She WANTS us to go to Prague. She has told us 'our' flight leaves tmw.

We must go wenches. Maime will be waiting. We really must go ........... <manic face>

WW - you go first then. Get yer baps out lub.

I'll warn you now. I'm not wearing a bra. They are swinging low and free at my sides. Not pretty.

QueenAnneofAustriaSpain Sun 22-Jun-14 21:49:04

Love Wolverine. Just needed to say that. Love all X Men films actually.

LetUsPrey Sun 22-Jun-14 21:49:10

Obs, that sounds totally rank.

Arf at yellow Ikea coffin grin

LetUsPrey Sun 22-Jun-14 21:50:52

The only X-Men film I didn't like was (I think) Wolverine Origins.

DrinkFeckArseGirls Sun 22-Jun-14 21:54:13

no soz, corpses can't fly!
You said yourself you had flies circling over you so please do stay in the coffin. Ta.

Oblomov Sun 22-Jun-14 21:55:36

Anne, showed dh photos. He went, 'They sound cool'
End of commentary !!!

well hello there new thread! Glass of cardinal's special cocktail please.
Just read the tweet thing.

Which one of you is actually Mamie? I agree Hannah, she is definitely a patron of the Tavern and if not a regular at the bar she's the one in the corner in a big hat!
<side eyes all wenches and lurkers suspiciously>

Oblomov Sun 22-Jun-14 21:58:49

Stop this shit about re-decorating/cleaning the tavern, ok?.
I don't like it. None of us do.

We have to have Flopsy and Elk and HelenB etc, in the hay.

With shit and cocktails spilled all over the chaise-lounge!!

Stop the yellow decorating talk.


Oblomov Sun 22-Jun-14 22:00:57


Humble Humble apologies.

Are you the only one, I missed off, in the wench meet up round up?

If so. My humble humble apologies.

We talked about how lovely you were.

Did I miss anyone else out?

If so. Please forgive. And tell me.......

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