Swagger Inn. Blah blah blah thread 24 blah blah blah.

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MalcolmTuckersMistress Mon 02-Jun-14 22:37:59



Flopsy28 Mon 02-Jun-14 22:42:21

Oh malc, don't despair. At least it wasn't <whispers> crocs!

Badvoc Mon 02-Jun-14 22:44:08

Ah, Malc.
At least he wasn't wearing socks too smile

MadamedeChevreuse Mon 02-Jun-14 22:50:25

<blunders in looking for imigran>

malc he says sorry about the sandals and can he interest you in a game of hide the sonic dildo?

MrsBurketeer Mon 02-Jun-14 23:57:36

They might be Birkenstocks? Which are better than action sandals,but still you know........<tails off. mumbles>

Am sorry for your loss Malc sad

MalcolmTuckersMistress Tue 03-Jun-14 08:19:06

I just don't know if we can be together any more, that's all. I'm going to suggest we have a break. I'll keep the sonic dildo until we know where we are going.

MavisGrind Tue 03-Jun-14 21:22:50

Place marking 'cos I'll lose you all. And I wont' be able to find you. And it wont be good. And I still haven't finished my reports. Hence the distinct lack of posting. Did I mention the reports?

MadamedeChevreuse Tue 03-Jun-14 21:42:41

He's got a ban-dana
On his head,
And he is fit as fuck,

Flopsy28 Tue 03-Jun-14 21:43:07

Not started mine yet mave
<buries head in Porthos' crotchal region sand>

finishing with a flourish Madame - nice.

LetUsPrey Tue 03-Jun-14 21:43:31

Hey Mavis, just out of interest when do teachers have to start writing their reports?

Malc, there's a picture of the Batch wearing Crocs and (if memory serves) toddler trews. It put me off for less than a nanosecond. Actually, I'm lying, it didn't put me off at all. What I'm trying to say is, you will get past this. Okay? xxxxxxxxxxx

I have the rare opportunity of a peaceful bath tonight. And oh look, it's Vronsky night on the rota for me. What a coincidence!

Flopsy28 Tue 03-Jun-14 21:43:33

Nice finish madame

Flopsy28 Tue 03-Jun-14 21:46:29

Now letus, I'm with you. BC in anything/nothing/me is good.

MadamedeChevreuse Tue 03-Jun-14 21:46:31

<waves at helen>

Don't work too hard! Please apply cold compresses to apricots head at refular intervals, she's just gone up there for a lie down.

DP just looked at me reproachfully. Im going to watch TV with him now.

LurkyLurkio Tue 03-Jun-14 21:46:52

LetUsP he's waiting for you....

AnotherHelenB Tue 03-Jun-14 21:47:13

Oy - stop the f*ck with messing up my hayloft! TM remember?!

(Accidentally took on another project for work yesterday as well - ho hum.
Back to it grin )

MadamedeChevreuse Tue 03-Jun-14 21:47:54

<and then it's my go on aramis tonight!!!!!!!! Squeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!>

MavisGrind Tue 03-Jun-14 21:49:26

Right I'm having an early night. LetUs - we've started them a bit earlier this year, they don't go out until the start of July. But there's the writing, proofing, printing, running past the Head who puts a comment on all of them..... Takes an age. And I make two copies for divorced parents who won't speak to each other.. <accommodating>

Hence the early night. grin (Flopsy - head out of sand, pronto!) wink

LetUsPrey Tue 03-Jun-14 21:49:42

<checks thread before bath>

PHWOOOAAAAARRRRRRRRR! Batch and Lancelot emerging from lake! Thank you Flopsy and Lurkio.

Oh and Lurkio, if you also say you like watching Sleepy Hollow, I shall begin to think we are the same person grin

LetUsPrey Tue 03-Jun-14 21:50:34

So, have you started them yet Mavis?


LurkyLurkio Tue 03-Jun-14 21:51:36

Madame is atop the pyramid, ready for santi....

AnotherHelenB Tue 03-Jun-14 21:52:22

Ok Madame will keep an eye on her...

LurkyLurkio Tue 03-Jun-14 21:52:46

LetUsP, I don't but must admit I had been looking at photos lately thinking I should blush
Change of genre, but Do you watch Scandal?

Lurky Madame is flexible isn't she? is that the rest of us waving our pom poms then?

LetUsPrey Tue 03-Jun-14 21:56:02

You should watch it if it comes back on. There's always the possibility that Sky <whatever channel can't remember> will show the first series again in the run up to the new series, which starts in the US at the beginning of September.

Not seen Scandal. I'll look it up when I'm out of the bath.

Laterz wenches.

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