Swagger Inn. Sexy beards and beautiful hands always welcome. Thread 21.

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MalcolmTuckersMistress Wed 21-May-14 22:04:02


Better get this party started. Let's play Who Can Piss The Highest!

Flopsy28 Wed 21-May-14 22:13:07

<runs in>
I'm first I'm first! Woo hoo!
Bagsy Porthos!

<creeps back to old thread>

Sparklegeek Wed 21-May-14 22:14:58

Teabagsy Aramis!

Flopsy28 Wed 21-May-14 22:49:09

Wow, it's usually heaving on a new thread!

<skips around uninhibited>
<checks baby wenchlett>
<straightens the bar up a little incase this is the thread the boys visit>

Oh God, who's left a half-eaten bargain bucket under the chaise? You know the rats are bad. <tuts>

<sets up grindr account for Drink>

DrinkFeckArseGirls Wed 21-May-14 23:10:39

<returns fro her free for now soulmates account>
but what do I write there? It feels like a homework hmm.

I don't think I'll ever get on there properly till I pay. When I part with the cash, I will be obliged to use the site and bloody well enjoy grin.

Cinnamoncookie Thu 22-May-14 04:58:23



No, Porthos, you stay in bed, I'm off to work for the democratic process.

Don't forget to VOTE, wenches ! <Bangs table> Women suffered and died so you can vote, don't insult their memory by not bothering.


As you were

Badvoc Thu 22-May-14 07:39:34

Morning wenches.
Off to take ds1 to see paed and then off to vote, then off to see mum so probably won't be around the inn for a while...
Raining here.
Have ordered the MN cookbook and it arrived yesterday. I might try and make the 3 min sponge....

Oblomov Thu 22-May-14 07:46:45

On holiday. Laters.

AnneElkMiss Thu 22-May-14 08:12:21

Morning wenches

<points pressure washer at the wall>

Too domestic

<downs a slippery nipple> speaking of which, if you see one knocking about! it's mine, babyElk bit it off in the night.

Have a brilliant time holiday making wenches. Ob have you packed the essential glamping accessory, bunting?

AnneElkMiss Thu 22-May-14 15:28:01

Ha ha ha....have just been having a sneaky rewatch of episode 10, and at the bit where Athos has his sword pointed at milady, someone texted me and Athos told himself to "dooo iitttt......dooooooiiiitttttttttttt"


FolknNorah Thu 22-May-14 15:43:24

Right. That's that then.
<wipes hands clean of old thread>

We have thunder we have rain. Are we doing this book thing?

AnotherHelenB Thu 22-May-14 15:45:23

HELLO NORAH <shouts back appreciatively>.

Wenches, I have been productive!
Bike helmet - check
Newphone - check
Grocery shop - check
Oh yes, ISA - sorted

Jumps around in a arm-wavey victory-dance, ever so slightly (teensy weensy bit) manic.

FolknNorah Thu 22-May-14 15:46:55

Have a good holiday oblomov miss you already.
<presses nose against window and waves>

I'm not stopping til I can't see her.


Sparklegeek Thu 22-May-14 15:47:06

In response to Luca's train tweet:

"I've never felt like this before so strongly, you are exceptionally delicious x"

I think my fingernails have just punctured the palms of my hands hey are clenched so tight.


FolknNorah Thu 22-May-14 15:48:10

<joins in with *helenb>

Flopsy28 Thu 22-May-14 15:49:15

Good work norah on finishing the thread so spectacularly.

<joins sparklein cringe-corner>
Lordy do some people have no shame? <hand on hip>

MrsBurketeer Thu 22-May-14 15:49:29

Am v impressed Helen. Can I have your motivation please if you are done? I appear to have lost mine. Also my patience with the brats DC.

Flopsy28 Thu 22-May-14 15:49:46

What phone did you get helen? <genuinely interested>

FolknNorah Thu 22-May-14 15:50:07

<freezes mid flail>



Flopsy28 Thu 22-May-14 15:52:37

<catches norah just in time>
I've got you <Aramis>

FolknNorah Thu 22-May-14 15:53:16

<hands mrsb a shot of motivation>
<leans on bar ready to be serving wench>

FolknNorah Thu 22-May-14 15:54:26

Cheers floppers. How's the tooth?

Flopsy28 Thu 22-May-14 15:54:39

Double Athos on moody rocks please norah

Flopsy28 Thu 22-May-14 15:55:25

Good now ta, in complete denial that root canal procedure is possible in 3weeks

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