Swagger Inn. Sexy beards and beautiful hands always welcome. Thread 21.

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MalcolmTuckersMistress Wed 21-May-14 22:04:02

vimeo.com/m/95584165

Better get this party started. Let's play Who Can Piss The Highest!

Flopsy28 Wed 21-May-14 22:13:07

<runs in>
I'm first I'm first! Woo hoo!
Bagsy Porthos!

<creeps back to old thread>

Sparklegeek Wed 21-May-14 22:14:58

Teabagsy Aramis!

Flopsy28 Wed 21-May-14 22:49:09

Wow, it's usually heaving on a new thread!

<skips around uninhibited>
<checks baby wenchlett>
<straightens the bar up a little incase this is the thread the boys visit>

Oh God, who's left a half-eaten bargain bucket under the chaise? You know the rats are bad. <tuts>

<sets up grindr account for Drink>

DrinkFeckArseGirls Wed 21-May-14 23:10:39

<returns fro her free for now soulmates account>
but what do I write there? It feels like a homework hmm.

I don't think I'll ever get on there properly till I pay. When I part with the cash, I will be obliged to use the site and bloody well enjoy grin.

Cinnamoncookie Thu 22-May-14 04:58:23

<Stretches>

<Yawns>

No, Porthos, you stay in bed, I'm off to work for the democratic process.

Don't forget to VOTE, wenches ! <Bangs table> Women suffered and died so you can vote, don't insult their memory by not bothering.

Ahem

As you were

Badvoc Thu 22-May-14 07:39:34

Morning wenches.
Off to take ds1 to see paed and then off to vote, then off to see mum so probably won't be around the inn for a while...
Raining here.
Have ordered the MN cookbook and it arrived yesterday. I might try and make the 3 min sponge....

Oblomov Thu 22-May-14 07:46:45

On holiday. Laters.

AnneElkMiss Thu 22-May-14 08:12:21

Morning wenches

<points pressure washer at the wall>

Too domestic

<downs a slippery nipple> speaking of which, if you see one knocking about! it's mine, babyElk bit it off in the night.

Have a brilliant time holiday making wenches. Ob have you packed the essential glamping accessory, bunting?

AnneElkMiss Thu 22-May-14 15:28:01

Ha ha ha....have just been having a sneaky rewatch of episode 10, and at the bit where Athos has his sword pointed at milady, someone texted me and Athos told himself to "dooo iitttt......dooooooiiiitttttttttttt"

grin

FolknNorah Thu 22-May-14 15:43:24

Right. That's that then.
<wipes hands clean of old thread>

We have thunder we have rain. Are we doing this book thing?

AnotherHelenB Thu 22-May-14 15:45:23

Whoooooo!
HELLO NORAH <shouts back appreciatively>.

Wenches, I have been productive!
Bike helmet - check
Newphone - check
Grocery shop - check
um...
Oh yes, ISA - sorted

Jumps around in a arm-wavey victory-dance, ever so slightly (teensy weensy bit) manic.

FolknNorah Thu 22-May-14 15:46:55

Have a good holiday oblomov miss you already.
<presses nose against window and waves>

I'm not stopping til I can't see her.

.....@........@.........@........@........@......

Sparklegeek Thu 22-May-14 15:47:06

In response to Luca's train tweet:

"I've never felt like this before so strongly, you are exceptionally delicious x"

I think my fingernails have just punctured the palms of my hands hey are clenched so tight.

#IfCarlsbergDidShame

FolknNorah Thu 22-May-14 15:48:10

<joins in with *helenb>
Whooooooohooooooo!!

Flopsy28 Thu 22-May-14 15:49:15

Good work norah on finishing the thread so spectacularly.

<joins sparklein cringe-corner>
Lordy do some people have no shame? <hand on hip>

MrsBurketeer Thu 22-May-14 15:49:29

Am v impressed Helen. Can I have your motivation please if you are done? I appear to have lost mine. Also my patience with the brats DC.

Flopsy28 Thu 22-May-14 15:49:46

What phone did you get helen? <genuinely interested>

FolknNorah Thu 22-May-14 15:50:07

<freezes mid flail>

shock

Wtf?

Flopsy28 Thu 22-May-14 15:52:37

<catches norah just in time>
I've got you <Aramis>

FolknNorah Thu 22-May-14 15:53:16

<hands mrsb a shot of motivation>
<leans on bar ready to be serving wench>

FolknNorah Thu 22-May-14 15:54:26

Cheers floppers. How's the tooth?

Flopsy28 Thu 22-May-14 15:54:39

Double Athos on moody rocks please norah

Flopsy28 Thu 22-May-14 15:55:25

Good now ta, in complete denial that root canal procedure is possible in 3weeks

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