Swagger Inn. Beer Garden now open for the season! Musketeer table service for your convenience. Thread 18.

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MalcolmTuckersMistress Tue 13-May-14 09:34:03

Athos may not be permitted for this task as he is likely to take a swig from each order!

FolknNorah Tue 13-May-14 09:47:54

Ooh lovely malc
What is that smell though? hmm

<goes into Nursey to sniff baby Flo's head> and check for Aramis Wenches

That smell is not baby Flo head.

<checks under crib>

<drags Madame out by her feet> You are supposed to be at work young lady. Now scoot! <arse kick>

<bleaches eyes>

<you really didn't need to shave for work Madame>

<too much before breakfast>

MalcolmTuckersMistress Tue 13-May-14 10:18:49


Oh, I forgot! Porthos disposed of a Red Guard after a brawl a few months ago. I'll get him to put him on the compost pile.

MalcolmTuckersMistress Tue 13-May-14 10:19:23

<sprays Wenchbreeze>

Badvoc Tue 13-May-14 10:38:02

Morning wenches.
How's tricks?

Cinnamoncookie Tue 13-May-14 10:40:45

<Bleary-eyed> What ? Urrrr, sodding insomnia.


Oblomov Tue 13-May-14 11:03:36

Snuggles into Flo to smell her lovely head, as apposed to Porthos's decomposed Red Guard.

Flopsy28 Tue 13-May-14 12:22:26

<wanders in dazed>
<smells flo>
<wanders back out>

<checks on Flo>

<wonders of Elk ok?>

<finds Anne hiding in wardrobe>

OUT! You are supposed to be revising, and cancelling and rebooking restaurant reservations. Geh raaaaaaaaaat!

<slings Anne's hook>

And don't think you can use your height to your advantage! I know all the best places for the vertically challenged. I am an expert and hide and seek is still my favourite game.

MadamedeChevreuse Tue 13-May-14 12:45:16

I wish. It wasnt me, it was helenb. I am at work, bored.

Badvoc Tue 13-May-14 12:52:21

Have done a load of washing, washed the dishes cleaned the loo and bathroom and managed a coffee at a local cafe too smile
I am currently watching re runs of In The thick of it and laughing a lot smile
Got a friend coming at 1.30 which will be nice...Haven't seem her in AGES.
Got another friend coming on Friday morning too!
So...tomorrow I will mostly be doing ironingsad
Letus...what did you think of GofT last night? What is it about oberyn? He is hot

Badvoc Tue 13-May-14 16:25:14

Am going to have brown rice and steamed veg for tea in an effort to stimulate my knackered old bowels sad

Flopsy28 Tue 13-May-14 21:26:21

Oh god, is it bowel talk here too? Get back to thread 17 nnnnaaaaaahhhhh

AnotherHelenB Tue 13-May-14 21:49:00

Eh? What? ME? I wish.

AnotherHelenB Tue 13-May-14 21:50:16

Oops, am in the wrong thread - back to thread 17 with Flopsy

Sparklegeek Tue 13-May-14 22:23:35

Why does 'Musketeer Table Service' lead to Musketeers Lap Dancing in my head? Why?

LetUsPrey Tue 13-May-14 22:57:52

Just popping into new thread to say hello.


Going to bed now. Vronsky awaits. Night wenches.

MadamedeChevreuse Tue 13-May-14 23:00:48

Ooops, I hope elk finds her way here.

<fires emergency flare gun>

<skips off to bed with the aramis>

AnotherHelenB Tue 13-May-14 23:01:17

Night all...

Cinnamoncookie Tue 13-May-14 23:02:20

<Porthos lap dancing>


AnneElkMiss Tue 13-May-14 23:04:22

Hello everyone. Thanks for keeping an eye on the baby whilst I repointed the gable end <returns ladders and pointing trowel to cinammon's wench shed. Incidentally, her head smells of baking shortbread, and most definately cannot be likened to festering Red guard.

Just finished last thread on a bowel movement, or lack of. Flo's sterling effort to work her way through the colostrum and onto the good shit has paid dividends...I'm sporting a massive pair of melons that would give Norah's a run for their money, but her poor little tummy doesn't know what hit it.

Oblomov Wed 14-May-14 07:06:12

hi-ho-hi-ho, its off to work I go.
Hope those lovely bazookers are ok Elk. Mine were G-ggi-normous (actually they coukd have been j -i-normous, if i painfully re-call) when my milk came in, and even my mum was shocked and offered sympathy.

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