Swagger Inn. Come and join in as we all say FUCK YOU BBC! Free buffet and first drink on the house.

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MalcolmTuckersMistress Tue 22-Apr-14 21:58:03

Well. There really isn't anything I wasn't to say here.

<Grabs Cardinal by cock>

They have been beastly to you Armand. It's simply unforgivable! I'm going to wank sooth you better. Because I love you.

MalcolmTuckersMistress Tue 22-Apr-14 21:58:32

P.S. Part 10


MalcolmTuckersMistress Tue 22-Apr-14 22:01:49


MadamedeChevreuse Tue 22-Apr-14 22:02:03

<scratches fanj>

DrinkFeckArseGirls Tue 22-Apr-14 22:03:23

<Wanks over bbc>
<ejaculates into fecking Adrian's office's open window>
Take it, Hodges!

QueenAnneofAustriaSpain Tue 22-Apr-14 22:04:45

Sets up drinking game that involves cards, drinks and Aramus unbuckling his trousers.

Cinnamoncookie Tue 22-Apr-14 22:07:18

<Sits on Treville's lap>

Deal me in for the drinking game, Anne

MavisGrind Tue 22-Apr-14 22:08:08

<sets fire to the bar> <puts it out again> <has a teacake>

MalcolmTuckersMistress Tue 22-Apr-14 22:09:46

Aramis unbuckling his trousers? Now I like the sound of that game a lot!

MalcolmTuckersMistress Tue 22-Apr-14 22:10:34

<approves of Drink's outrage protest>

QueenAnneofAustriaSpain Tue 22-Apr-14 22:10:40

Could be a long fame considering all their weapons.

Oblomov Tue 22-Apr-14 22:13:59

Marking place, with vat of wine, shots of tequila and sambuca and vodka and Bailey's and limoncella and anything else I can get down my throat fast enough. Before shoving Athos down my throat and having a good gagg - do like a good bj gagg, Me !!

Cinnamoncookie Tue 22-Apr-14 22:14:04


Huh huh huh

MalcolmTuckersMistress Tue 22-Apr-14 22:15:56

I really really REALLY want to push Nigel Farage into a live volcano. Can I? Please please please can I?

DrinkFeckArseGirls Tue 22-Apr-14 22:20:51

You're a classy bird, oblomov. grin

DrinkFeckArseGirls Tue 22-Apr-14 22:21:32

What is it? Fecking party? Back to the old thread. Tsk. Setiously!

QueenAnneofAustriaSpain Tue 22-Apr-14 22:23:01

Not if I get there first MTM.

Sorry right off to the other thread.

Flopsy28 Tue 22-Apr-14 22:30:48

Just bloody wait for me will you!

<tuts, gives best teacher glare>

AnneElkMiss Tue 22-Apr-14 23:33:32

Attempts to join card game but falls asleep with head lolling in Aramis' lap

<unconsciously drools over open fly>

Twit Wed 23-Apr-14 11:18:04


MadamedeChevreuse Wed 23-Apr-14 11:19:28

Hello hello new thread.

Hi Badvoc! Hope you're coping OK. When's your release date? And where's your photo got to? That JP eh...she's all talk and no trousers.

Have to pick up DS now so can't finish watching PC surrealism vid. But Im up to "Psychoanalysts have LUXURIANT beards."

<damp knickers>

Awwww he is so lovely.

AnneElkMiss Wed 23-Apr-14 11:33:09

It's just occurred to me that one of my favourite scenes from 3rd star is of two guys taking a piss.


JessCate Wed 23-Apr-14 11:41:04

New thread! Imagine how many we will have by next January... shock

Stinklebell Wed 23-Apr-14 11:53:22

Yay, another new thread.

Just marking my place really.

I'm considering a nap, laterz!

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