Swagger Inn celebrates a Wenching Easter. Part 9.

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MalcolmTuckersMistress Sun 20-Apr-14 16:09:28

Who is for a hollow chocolate cock? It's massive because it's modelled from Porthos and it's full of jelly beans.

MadamedeChevreuse Sun 20-Apr-14 16:12:54

Nom nom nom.

DrinkFeckArseGirls Sun 20-Apr-14 16:24:42

20th thread. <wipes tears and snot>

Cinnamoncookie Sun 20-Apr-14 16:52:09

<Licks giant chocolate Porthos cock>

MadamedeChevreuse Sun 20-Apr-14 17:14:02

Yeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!

LetUsPrey Sun 20-Apr-14 17:16:13
LaComtessdelafere Sun 20-Apr-14 17:17:05

Gosh I'm exhausted. Are you Madame? <lights both post coital non nicotine containing I cigarette>

MalcolmTuckersMistress Sun 20-Apr-14 17:17:55

Poor Armsnd. STUPID DRINK!

MadamedeChevreuse Sun 20-Apr-14 17:18:59

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyy looooooooooooooord.

Thanks comtesse <inhales deeply>

LetUsPrey Sun 20-Apr-14 17:20:34
MadamedeChevreuse Sun 20-Apr-14 17:22:13

i can type I can type yayyyyyyy look at this I can type really really fast like this lots and lots and lots of words wooooohooooo and highlight really easily too like this and this and even this hahahahaha fuck you crappy phone I hate you I love you laptop you are my bff square brackets? you want square brackets? have some of this [[[ ]]]]]]] and that only took me one fecking keystroke instead of scrolling through three bloody pages of characters yaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh you bunch of tarts! No wonder it was fucking flying by. I was trying to join in. <huff>

20,000 words of total bollocks, culture, pornographic images, agony aunting...... erm what have I missed?..

JessCate Sun 20-Apr-14 17:24:42

jesus, a new thread already?!

MadamedeChevreuse Sun 20-Apr-14 17:25:49

comedy vegetables?
art?
cardigans?

"total bollocks" probably sums it up about right hannah.

DrinkFeckArseGirls Sun 20-Apr-14 17:26:24

how embarrassing for you, comtessshock you are a person of high public trust! suck and fuck?!hmm

MadamedeChevreuse Sun 20-Apr-14 17:28:57

fwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrr fighty book aramis <licks screen>

hello instantly appearing gifs, I've missed you so.

LaComtessdelafere Sun 20-Apr-14 17:29:21

Have you not read any of my previous posts Drink?? grin

Sparklegeek Sun 20-Apr-14 17:29:53

20, 000 words Hannah? I reckon it's more like a million.

Is it January yet? <Whiney child voice> Are we nearly there yet????

Please do not tell me it's only been 3 weeks since they buggered off & left us. Nooooooooooooooooo.

I hate Sunday nights again.

DrinkFeckArseGirls Sun 20-Apr-14 17:29:53

thanks letusprey I like to he second link

why, Malcolm? why poor Armand? he kooks quite satisfiedwink

Oblomov Sun 20-Apr-14 17:29:54

20th?
20,000 posts of Musketeering drivel?

Good grief. I step away for 5 minutes. To eat my roast lamb. And put a crumble in the oven. And you start a new thread. Already?
Fuck. I can't keep up! wink

LaComtessdelafere Sun 20-Apr-14 17:30:58

As your Virtual Wench GP I can advise that sex is very good for your health so sucking and fucking all good wink

Sparklegeek Sun 20-Apr-14 17:31:08

Imagine how you feel & times it by a million Madame. That was me up the mountain. Good job I had my 2 Aramis nights, my frustration levels were off the scale

Sparklegeek Sun 20-Apr-14 17:32:32

I feel I need to find some new pics. I admit, I am struggling now. Time for some more sunglasses shots please Luca.

LaComtessdelafere Sun 20-Apr-14 17:33:30

Get me stuff Sparkle. Feed me. Feed me. smile

LetUsPrey Sun 20-Apr-14 17:35:21

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