Swagger Inn. Part 6. Come and join us for some delightful Fench Popping fun and sophisticated cock...

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MalcolmTuckersMistress Sun 13-Apr-14 18:42:46

..tails. COCKTAILS FFS. I ran out of space there. <smirks>

blah blah etc old thread must keep the memory alive!

Flopsy28 Sun 13-Apr-14 18:47:11

Huzzah! New thread for more filth in-depth discussion.

Badvoc Sun 13-Apr-14 18:51:23

Flops down (on frankly manky chaise longue) and puts irder in for a large Bellini at the bar....

Oblomov Sun 13-Apr-14 18:51:34

Twitters from Dog and King?
Cool.
But we are still waiting for YOUR response Cardinal, aren't we?
Tick,tick, tick .......

Badvoc Sun 13-Apr-14 19:08:16

2 cardi and scarf combo.
You're welcome smile

MadBusLady Sun 13-Apr-14 19:12:52

WHO IS THAT WOMAN? With HIM?

<changes into catsuit>

<scales building>

<carefully winds crossbow>

Badvoc Sun 13-Apr-14 19:14:46

Natalie fucking dormer <fumes>
Not only did she get to snog JRM in the Tudors but she is also in GofT AND now this!!
Perfidy!
She has to go.

MadBusLady Sun 13-Apr-14 19:18:09

Oh.

<lowers crossbow>

Actually I have a bit of a girl crush on her.

<awkward>

Cinnamoncookie Sun 13-Apr-14 19:22:30

<Waves languidly at thread from chaise longue, climbs back under Aramis>

Flopsy28 Sun 13-Apr-14 19:24:07

badvoc...is she Anne Boleyn? I want to bitch-slap her! JRM is miiiiiiine!

Badvoc Sun 13-Apr-14 19:24:24

Oh bus lady! No!
Not another one to fall under her spell!
Ffs!
Cinnamon...give the chaise a wipe after will you love?
It's getting....icky

Badvoc Sun 13-Apr-14 19:25:45

Flopsy...yep.
And she gets to be in GofT and (possibly) stand near nickolaj coster waldau...she is just GREEDY! sad

MadamedeChevreuse Sun 13-Apr-14 19:29:31

Oi! Off the new thread! Or ill have to bring out the lionel blair gimp...

Twit Sun 13-Apr-14 19:49:58

<has sneaky grumpy shag with miserablebeardyfucker.>
<bovvered?>
<am I?>

MadBusLady Sun 13-Apr-14 21:26:47

This Paris looks way too glossy and clean to me.

MalcolmTuckersMistress Sun 13-Apr-14 21:27:43

a WHERE IS RICHELIEU AND WHY AM I SO EXCITED?

MrsBurketeer Sun 13-Apr-14 21:28:47

D'Art (not Dog) looks about 12. But who was that baddy? Possibilities.

MalcolmTuckersMistress Sun 13-Apr-14 21:29:52

That's not my D'Artagnan his hat is too feathery
That's not my Athos his beard is too fake
THATS NOT MY CARDINAL HIS FACE IS TOO SMOOTH

MavisGrind Sun 13-Apr-14 21:30:05

GOD THIS FILM IS A PILE OF SHITE.

Sorry. But it really is. I might have griped about the odd bit of plotting or the occasional crap line but our Musketeers is a work of filmic genius compared to this. It's like Carry on Up the Scabbard. Shite.

Oh fucking hell, even the cardinal is shite. IT'S ALL SHITE.

There. Feel better now.

Hello new thread <waves brightly>

MrsBurketeer Sun 13-Apr-14 21:30:15

Is THAT the cardinal?? Out of luck Malc

MalcolmTuckersMistress Sun 13-Apr-14 21:30:16

THATS NOT MY CARDINAL HIS FINGERS ARENT SEXY

MalcolmTuckersMistress Sun 13-Apr-14 21:30:36

THATS NOT MY CARDINAL HIS COSTUME IS TOO RED

MavisGrind Sun 13-Apr-14 21:30:36

I love the way we've started shouting <16 threads in..>

MalcolmTuckersMistress Sun 13-Apr-14 21:31:09

THAT'S NOT MY CARDINAL HIS HAR IS TOO GROOMED

MalcolmTuckersMistress Sun 13-Apr-14 21:31:48

THATS NOT MY CARDINAL HES NOT FUCKING PETER CAPALDI.

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