Swagger Inn doors always open for sexy beardy men in leather! Wench chat Part 5.

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MalcolmTuckersMistress Thu 10-Apr-14 20:45:15

How it all began


Blah blah, another new thread, blah blah, how lovely.


Help yourself to a drink


WHAT?! Can't you see...I AM BUSY!


MadBusLady Thu 10-Apr-14 21:07:11

<bounces up and down>

<brandishes TV remote suggestively>

They've all GAWN from iPlayer though WAAAAAAH!

MavisGrind Thu 10-Apr-14 21:34:16

Leather bound place mark. With a beard.

MalcolmTuckersMistress Thu 10-Apr-14 21:34:31

I know. It's sad! sad

Flopsy28 Thu 10-Apr-14 22:12:38

Ooohhhh... It's big in here isn't it?

<winks suggestively at MTM>

AnneElkMiss Thu 10-Apr-14 22:13:56

Malc, Malc you can't go on like this love, you're going to make yourself ill. Have you tried patches?, gum?, maybe there's a vapour inhaler thing that exudes PC essence?

Cinnamoncookie Thu 10-Apr-14 22:40:59

<Flashes beeyootiful new Bravissimo purchase at thread>

DrinkFeckArseGirls Thu 10-Apr-14 22:43:37

Just popping in to say I will deal with all the TWATS dissung the Cardinal/ PC/ MT.

Dissing is anything less than agreeing he is the most beautiful man alive.

<kicks twats in twats>

MalcolmTuckersMistress Thu 10-Apr-14 23:10:35

Oh he is he is he IS!


I miss you. When can we be together again?

QueenAnneofAustria Thu 10-Apr-14 23:50:33

Checking in to make sure everyone is following the rules, but see Drink has already been in.

MrsBurketeer Fri 11-Apr-14 00:06:14

Right was meant to have buggered off to bed eons ago feckin tumblr but wanted to leave this here for Malc & Drink for the morra.

Actual photo proof PC is in series 2

Oblomov Fri 11-Apr-14 08:07:14

Miracle. I actually found it myself!
Off back to bed.

MalcolmTuckersMistress Fri 11-Apr-14 09:47:08

Flaming Nora. How much mass hysteria can there be from throwing out broken toys? No we don't need dried up pens. If you really liked this repulsive doll you had been given you wouldn't have broken it's arm. No these tiny ripped up bits of paper look like rubbish to me not "tickets". I hadn't realised that this broken bit of plastic was from your angry birds game that is upstairs on your room...

MalcolmTuckersMistress Fri 11-Apr-14 09:48:08

MrsB that's having the best of both worlds ther! I APROVE. grin

Flopsy28 Fri 11-Apr-14 09:50:43

Morning all!

sparkle, don't injure yourself love, we've got enough on here without having to wipe your arse tend to you.

obs, hope you feel a bit brighter today, sounds like a scary day was had brew

comtess, lol at 'half a noel' smile

LetUsPrey Fri 11-Apr-14 09:58:00

Line em up Mother Superior! And get the drinks in too! Badoomtish

MTM I feel our DC are linked in some way. No, I don't understand why you're shrieking at me DS1 because I threw away a small twig that was lying on your windowsill.

Anyway, my day with Aramis grin

MrsBurketeer Fri 11-Apr-14 10:00:13

Morning Flopsy hope all good today

The trickMalc is to do it when they are not about and then just shrug when they can't find things. Or tell them you are going to sell it at the local NCT sale and bung them a few quid each.

Flopsy28 Fri 11-Apr-14 10:06:19

Hi MrsB, ma flopsy still in hdu as not waking Fir more than a few seconds. Nurses say all fine though so...

Flopsy28 Fri 11-Apr-14 10:06:54

Or 'for' even gggrrrrr

MadamedeChevreuse Fri 11-Apr-14 10:07:51

Yay flopsy! Glad it's good news from the nurses.

MavisGrind Fri 11-Apr-14 10:08:22

Currently sat in the sun waiting to se if xh can deliver children on time for a dentist appointment. Nice to sit in the sun though.

What is it with small children and making 'tickets' I have 2 mini touts of my own.

Stinklebell Fri 11-Apr-14 10:08:50

Morning all!

Flopsy. Hope all is well with your mum

Ob. Hope you're ok!

I swear my youngest daughter is a hoarder. She won't let me throw anything away, I have to do it when she's out, bit by bit or she'll notice. I threw away a headless Barbie the other day - cue an hour of wailing that it was her "memory from when she was a child". hmm

MavisGrind Fri 11-Apr-14 10:09:33

Good news Flopsy! thanks to mamaflopsy.

MadamedeChevreuse Fri 11-Apr-14 10:09:35

Does anyone / mrsb know what photo sparkle was referring to of the four of them laughing on the last thread? I must have missed that one and it sounds nice...

Alibabaandthe40nappies Fri 11-Apr-14 10:18:36

Athos in the Tardis. <ovulates>

Flopsy good news from the nurses smile

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