Welcome Wenches To The Swagger Inn. Proof Of Age not required. Part 2

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MalcolmTuckersMistress Wed 02-Apr-14 19:45:20

check it out wenches!

I'll link to the last of the original telly addicts threads here. that way we will never forget! It's like the license sign above the door.

Who is for a Jizzy Dog? <pours glass>

Badvoc Wed 02-Apr-14 19:58:55

Alright treacle?
Mines a fuzzy beard thanks
Mwah!

Oblomov Wed 02-Apr-14 20:16:03

MTM knows I am useless at finding new threads, when old threads are racing.
wink

DrinkFeckArseGirls Wed 02-Apr-14 22:30:15

Right, why no one told me of the new thread? <taps fingers>

QueenAnneofAustria Wed 02-Apr-14 22:30:35

Saunters in ... Orders a dirty D'Artagnan and thrusts Dog's head into bosom.

MalcolmTuckersMistress Wed 02-Apr-14 22:30:45

When Hannah sees the Cunelingus thing she will DIE laughing!

Sparklegeek Wed 02-Apr-14 22:30:59

Anne I meant it wasn't that professor. I did the googling & guffawed.

QueenAnneofAustria Wed 02-Apr-14 22:31:03

Malcolm linked it earlier this evening Drink prior to rewatch.

DrinkFeckArseGirls Wed 02-Apr-14 22:32:01

well, I didn't see it <sulks>

MalcolmTuckersMistress Wed 02-Apr-14 22:32:44

<sighs>

I told you she was simple Armand

<snogs Armand>

MavisGrind Wed 02-Apr-14 22:33:12

<cuts and pastes as old thread closed>

"No, no, no Anne - you don't sound like a twat at all! I genuinely wanted your opinion on these things as I haven't a clue.

So, I clearly haven't gone to bed. Have googled but am only getting random photo's of Michael Douglass and formula 1 cars. What on earth am I going wrong??"

LaComtessdelafere Wed 02-Apr-14 22:33:26

I am literally weeping about the cunelingus spelling google froth.

Night wenches. Dream well.

QueenAnneofAustria Wed 02-Apr-14 22:35:09

Sparkle I do think we should tweet Luke at some point. Or a private message I think you can do that on Twitter.

Dear Luke,

Could you possible tweet (with a pic of you and your mates) asking the wenches at the Swagger Inn to keep their Spaniels outside and their fingers to themselves.

(Don't ask)

Cheers muchly.

Queen Anne

MalcolmTuckersMistress Wed 02-Apr-14 22:36:39

No one put CUNNILINGUS into google. Nooooo! Just spell it wrong. Mumsnet safe spelling of Cunelingus is where it's at!

DrinkFeckArseGirls Wed 02-Apr-14 22:36:57

hopefully he won't ask back:
mum, is it you?

MavisGrind Wed 02-Apr-14 22:38:06

But that's what I put MTM! and it won't play ball. <failing to go to bed> <sulks>

Sparklegeek Wed 02-Apr-14 22:38:33

Don't Drink grin

MalcolmTuckersMistress Wed 02-Apr-14 22:38:39

Actually even "Cunnilingus" doesn't actually bring up any dodgy images! How funny. But equally none of the musketeers!

QueenAnneofAustria Wed 02-Apr-14 22:39:34

Do you think I need to clarify in case he gets confused.

My only concern is him entering those words into google and finding us, but I think it is important that any tweet to us is identifiable to us only.

On the plus side if they find us they might get done ideas.

Sparklegeek Wed 02-Apr-14 22:39:48

I am still pissing myself here at all this cunelingus debate. And now Mavis is sulking over it because she can't see the images grin

Sparklegeek Wed 02-Apr-14 22:42:07

Some ideas Anne? Do you think they might come up with the idea of joining the threads? Do you?

Can't even begin to imagine the carnage potential there.

DrinkFeckArseGirls Wed 02-Apr-14 22:42:25

"Sperkle* MTM might be right and I am fick:
don't drink, what?

MavisGrind Wed 02-Apr-14 22:42:44

I know! And I'm the one who wouldn't click on rude vegetable links! <my, what a few weeks of exposure to hot men in leather does. How times change>

MalcolmTuckersMistress Wed 02-Apr-14 22:42:47
Sparklegeek Wed 02-Apr-14 22:43:10

<Mental note: CLEAR HISTORY before closing laptop tonight>

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