More Jokes

[Bumblelion]

In case you are bored, here a few jokes to keep you going ...

Q: What's the difference between purple and Pink?
A: The grip.

Q. How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard

Q: How is a woman like a condom?
A: Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes

Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
A: Sexual harassment.

Q: What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
A: £2.50 a minute.

Q: How are women and rocks alike?
A: You skip across the flat ones.

Q: What's the difference between a '90's woman and a Computer?
A: A '90's woman won't accept a three and a half inch floppy.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Because breasts don't have eyes.

Q: How do Greeks separate the men from the boys?
A: With a crowbar.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?
A: When you lay a brick, it doesn't follow you around for two weeks Whining.

Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A: The swallow.

Q: What's a blonde's favourite nursery rhyme?
A: Hump-me Dump-me.

Q: Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?
A: So they know where to stop shaving.

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

Q. What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
A. Its Braille for "suck here."

Q. Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance than improving
their minds?
A. Because most men are stupid but few are blind.

Q. Why do men die before their wives?
A. Because they want to.