Bloke sacked from fruit shop is taking his employers to court

[sticksnstones]

Just a case of sour grapes imo

[sticksnstones]

I hope he doesn't do a runner

[DappyHays]

He's bananas.

[sticksnstones]

I think somebody has LEEKED it to the press

[GeraldineAubergine]

He sounds like a right plum

[OTheHugeManatee]

He was a has bean anyway.

[GeraldineAubergine]

Has he got a court DATE yet?

[CouthyMowEatingBraiiiiinz]

He's going to feel like a right SPUD if he loses.

[Fenton]

I heard something similar to this the other day, - some poor chap was suing the owners of the muesli factory where he almost drowned, - he was dragged in by a strong currant.

[sticksnstones]

I think the court is in Brussels

[GeraldineAubergine]

He must be some sort of nut if he thinks he can win.

[Mrsrobertduvallsaysboo]

Hope it gets resolved peasfully, then everyone can live appley ever after.

[PropertyNightmare]

I wonder if he can TURNIP to his advantage...

[AdoraJingleBells]

If loses he'll feel like a right lemon.

[sticksnstones]

I can't weight it up

[shineypeacock]

Like the bloke I know, got sacked from the bumper cars, he is doing them for fun fair dismissal!

[sticksnstones]

They said that's shallot.....then he had to leave.

[lashingsofbingeinghere]

Kumquat may, justice will be done.

[sticksnstones]

v good lashings

[sticksnstones]

He must avacado if he is going to drive himself into court

[BadgersRetreat]

maybe he has physalis and they didn't want it spread around...

[BupcakesAndCunting]

Yeah well that's nothing.

The guy who worked in the pet shop got sacked yesterday. He was caught with his fingers in the trill.

[MotherfuckingMorrisMan]

lol at you all.

I can never think of anything clever enough to contribute to these kinds of threads.

[sticksnstones]

Idon't think there will be mushroom in the court though

[BupcakesAndCunting]

Yes sticks, I can imagine there will be a bit of a Squash.

[Cailleach]

Never mind, another job will turnip eventually..