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If you knew you were going on national TV

why

would

you

NOT WASH YOUR HAIR

?!?!?!!

<pants with rage>

Are you saying that Jezzer himself hasn't washed his hair or a guest?

Oh, Jezzer himself is beautifully coiffed with his Hitler Yoof fringe. It's all these extraordinary people who come on.

Seriously. At least wear real clothes? Please?

Oh i wonder that frequently, why would you wear that, why wouldnt you wash your hair, why do you have no make-up on?

Thats just the woman who presents newsnight (seriously wtf does she wear???) dunno about jeremy kyle lol

Ha! I used to series link JK so I could watch it after work...

But I gradually weaned myself off it.

I'm assuming it's still the same as it always was.... I have lots of these questions...

Why go on the show when you've been invited? You know it's not going to be for anything good, right?

Why are 2 women fighting over someone that to everyone else, is a complete and utter fucking LOSER?

Why do you not have very many teeth?

Why are you wearing a stained old tracksuit with all your fat hanging out?

I totally agree. FFS, if that's what you wear for TV, what the hell do you look like when just pottering round the house? Although I suspect there is some stuff goes on behind the scenes-to increase the overall 'loser' impact.

Can anyone tell me, has Jezzer been replaced by his evil twin? In the last few shows he seems just ... different. And slightly scarier and more aggressive.

I dont watch Jezza unless Im feeling shite about my life. Put that on for 5 minutes and I feel much better.

I judge you for watching Jeremy Kyle

Exactly, Dont! It's to make us feel superior!

jez was vile this morning. viler than usual anyway. turrible hair too.

I series link it too- am recovering at home after an operation, and it does make me feel better about the shit that's going on for me right now. . .

Love the fighting and the awful track suits!

I can't watch it anymore

You know when you side with the alcoholic shoplifting abuser because JK is such a cunt?

That.

Because the sort of people who would care about what image they presented on TV are not the sort of people who would appear on that show.

JK is a manipulative attention-seeker who exploits desperate people with either low intelligence, MH problems or emotional issues all in the name of entertainment.

Oh God kladkakka - JK's evil twin?! What a horrible thought. Imagine two of him, let alone one of them more evil than the one we know and hate...

Can't abide him. He's a smug self obsessed slimy tosser. Can't get past my exceptional dislike of him to actually see his "guests"

at "pants with rage".

Also, when did he start saying

"It's www.

It's jeremykyle.co.uk"

?

Why insert an extra "it's" into the web address? Savouring the sound of his own name. I bet he visits the set in the dead of night to masturbate over the sign with his name on it. Ugh.

Perhaps alongside Judgy Pants we could now have Pants of Rage? Attire for when Judgy pants WILL NOT DO.

PANTS OF RAGE. Can they be hoiked up in the same way?

I think it's a combination of manipulation by the producers and just not being quite "right". <shakes head> You know what I mean?

The people who go on JK are usually prettty badly educated, poor and sometimes just not that bright. It's a terrible programme and I cannot wait until some dreadful scandal befalls that sanctimonious cunt and he is forced to go on a Hell like version of his own show which is hosted by ME. And I get to chuck actual shit at him and drown him.

I dont like Jezza's hair side parted and combed over one side. I preferred it how it was before. is he losing hair/ balding?? He was quite agressive with the name calling this morning.

<Dons Pants of Rage at idea of masturbating Kyle>

<tests hoickiness>

oh yes.

This video sums up my suspicions about Jeremy Kyle! I used to watch it a long time ago, but I can't stand it now.

<swells with rage and strains elastic on pants of rage>