just remembered; my nephew was waiting with his Mum (my sister) at the Chinese for an order. When he saw the man behind the til he pulled his eyes sideways. He's not even 2! Luckily the man wasn't offended (who could be by a toddler?) but my sister was absolutelty mortified!
The five year old I look after asked her brother if he had seen 'badger' on his field trip to the woods. He replied that badgers don't come out in the day. She said 'no, the man who owns the woods'. Cue her brothers and I Posl, the owner is called Roger!