Children's jokes that a 4 year old can learn please!!

(94 Posts)
Starbear Mon 01-Sep-08 22:40:00

My DS loves telling jokes but I only know 'What do you get on the beach with a witch, a sandwitch...' he loves it and I love watching him laugh.

Sleepyfergus Sun 26-Oct-14 09:32:10

This is my dds party piece, but naughty, a joke in 2 levels if you like! Caused her great notoriety at nursery!

Why do squirrels swim in their backs?

To keep their nuts dry!

insancerre Sun 26-Oct-14 07:13:22

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Don't get itconfused

BabyStone Sun 26-Oct-14 07:00:22

My sisters favourite joke when aged 3

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A Fssshhh (she used to love saying it really fast and adding on a different amount of sshhh' s each time)

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
Doug

What do you call a lady with a tile on her head?
Ruth (roof)

How do robots cheer?
By shouting 'bip, bip, hooray!' grin

bumbumbee Sat 25-Oct-14 21:37:42

My DD loves telling this one over and over and over and over
How do you make toast in the jungle?
Put it under a gorilla! smile

Mumstudentbum Sat 27-Sep-14 23:28:36

Why did the Christmas turkey cross the road?

Because the chicken was on holiday

What did the pirate say when he was having a heart attack?

Arrrrgh mi hearrrty!!

PsychicCaramel Tue 09-Sep-14 23:33:16

What's red and sits in the corner?
A naughty strawberry

What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Do-you-think-he-saurus

Jumpinginside Tue 09-Sep-14 23:19:56

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye dear (no idea!)

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no eye dear.

What do you call a deer with no eyes no legs and no ears?
Anything you like cause her can't hear you!

bikermouse1 Fri 05-Sep-14 05:58:37

Do you know the difference between a letterbox and an elephant's bum?

(No)

Well, I'm not giving you this letter to post.

sally1978 Tue 05-Aug-14 15:15:39

what do u call a donkey with 3 legs
A wonky

Ilovecake80 Sun 22-Jun-14 18:36:13

From my 3 year old

What do you call a train that's got a cold

Aaa choo choo train

He loved telling everyone that one.

MinginInTheRain Wed 26-Mar-14 18:45:28

Haven't read through all of this but our personal favourite is

Why was 6 scared of 7?

Because 7 8 9! Boom boom

BeCool Wed 26-Mar-14 18:23:19

I got this one for my 4yo from a similar thread a couple of years ago.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Interruptive sheep.

Interruptive ....

(Interupt). BAA!

We still laugh at it and my 2yo now tells it (badly) and in fits of giggles.

NinjaCow Fri 14-Feb-14 02:29:14

Aww, olive that makes me smile smile

Olivegirl Thu 13-Feb-14 22:46:14

If I had two fish, I'd call them "one" and "two"

Cos if one died, I'd still have two smile

ZingWidge Fri 02-Aug-13 00:32:50

what do sea monsters eat?

fish and ships

MadeOfStarDust Fri 12-Jul-13 20:26:45

What do you call a fairy that doesn't like to shower - Stinkerbell

What is grey and squirts jam at you - a mouse eating a doughnut.

How do frogs do DIY - they use toadstools

Proudmummy987 Fri 12-Jul-13 20:00:27

Ds1 came home last week with "why does a squirrel swim on its back? To keep its nuts dry". Pmsl!.

AndTheBandPlayedOn Wed 10-Jul-13 05:41:46

What did the Baby corn say to the Mommy corn?
"Where's Pop corn?"

MERLYPUSS Sat 25-May-13 20:42:33

Where di fish keep their money?
In a river bank.

What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps.

What wobbles in the sky?
A jellycopter

(all of the punch lines are interchangable and still as funny if you are my DTs)

MonstrousPippin Sat 25-May-13 09:33:00

Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It went down the lane and turned into a field.

Thesebootsweremadeforwalking Fri 24-May-13 22:39:00

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because they have smelly feet.

LakeFlyPie Fri 24-May-13 22:32:13

DS(4)'s favourite delivered with complete lack of comic timing

Doctor, Doctor, I think I need a pair of glasses
You certainly do, this is a Fish and Chip shop

grin

FOURBOYSUNDER6 Fri 24-May-13 22:26:11

What wobbles in the sky ?
A jelly copter !!!!

Felsted Sun 12-May-13 19:47:21

Why did tiger look down the loo?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

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