Children's jokes that a 4 year old can learn please!!

(83 Posts)
Starbear Mon 01-Sep-08 22:40:00

My DS loves telling jokes but I only know 'What do you get on the beach with a witch, a sandwitch...' he loves it and I love watching him laugh.

MinginInTheRain Wed 26-Mar-14 18:45:28

Haven't read through all of this but our personal favourite is

Why was 6 scared of 7?

Because 7 8 9! Boom boom

BeCool Wed 26-Mar-14 18:23:19

I got this one for my 4yo from a similar thread a couple of years ago.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Interruptive sheep.

Interruptive ....

(Interupt). BAA!

We still laugh at it and my 2yo now tells it (badly) and in fits of giggles.

NinjaCow Fri 14-Feb-14 02:29:14

Aww, olive that makes me smile smile

Olivegirl Thu 13-Feb-14 22:46:14

If I had two fish, I'd call them "one" and "two"

Cos if one died, I'd still have two smile

ZingWidge Fri 02-Aug-13 00:32:50

what do sea monsters eat?

fish and ships

MadeOfStarDust Fri 12-Jul-13 20:26:45

What do you call a fairy that doesn't like to shower - Stinkerbell

What is grey and squirts jam at you - a mouse eating a doughnut.

How do frogs do DIY - they use toadstools

Proudmummy987 Fri 12-Jul-13 20:00:27

Ds1 came home last week with "why does a squirrel swim on its back? To keep its nuts dry". Pmsl!.

AndTheBandPlayedOn Wed 10-Jul-13 05:41:46

What did the Baby corn say to the Mommy corn?
"Where's Pop corn?"

MERLYPUSS Sat 25-May-13 20:42:33

Where di fish keep their money?
In a river bank.

What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps.

What wobbles in the sky?
A jellycopter

(all of the punch lines are interchangable and still as funny if you are my DTs)

MonstrousPippin Sat 25-May-13 09:33:00

Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It went down the lane and turned into a field.

Thesebootsweremadeforwalking Fri 24-May-13 22:39:00

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because they have smelly feet.

LakeFlyPie Fri 24-May-13 22:32:13

DS(4)'s favourite delivered with complete lack of comic timing

Doctor, Doctor, I think I need a pair of glasses
You certainly do, this is a Fish and Chip shop

grin

FOURBOYSUNDER6 Fri 24-May-13 22:26:11

What wobbles in the sky ?
A jelly copter !!!!

Felsted Sun 12-May-13 19:47:21

Why did tiger look down the loo?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

CointreauVersial Mon 06-May-13 01:17:03

DS's fave joke at that age:

What do you call a man with a boulder on his head?

Squashed.

MummyAbroad Mon 06-May-13 01:14:00

here is our "poo" version...

knock knock

who's there?

Smell Mop

Smell Mop Who?

Smell your poo?! I dont think so!

The other great favorite (or if I am honest, the only other one he gets) is:

What is brown and sticky?

A stick!

RAFdad Mon 22-Apr-13 09:55:10

What fish sleeps underwater?
A kipper smile

Branleuse Wed 27-Feb-13 17:15:57

what do you call a man with 6 rabbits up his bum?

Warren

VitoCorleone Wed 27-Feb-13 14:50:32

Why did the pig cross the road, roll in the mud then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser

Shodan Wed 27-Feb-13 14:45:20

Told to me by ds2 (5):

Why did the sheep cross the road?
To go to the baaa-bers.

thingamajig Wed 27-Feb-13 14:35:46

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.

thingamajig Wed 27-Feb-13 14:34:40

Why couldn't the car play football?
Because he only had one boot.

Sunshinegirls Wed 27-Feb-13 14:29:00

Why did the mushroom go to all the parties?
Because he was a funghi!!

Why did the precipice?
Because the seaweed.

WilfSell Sun 16-Sep-12 19:42:45

Three kids, walking through a forest. Suddenly they see a slide and a fairy, who tells them the slide is magic and whatever they shout as they're sliding down, they will land in a big pile of it.

First kid slides down and shouts 'ICE CREAM!' and lands in a big pile of strawberry ice cream. Eats it all obv.

Second kid slides down and shouts 'CHOCOLATE CAKE!'

Third kid forgets and shouts 'WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....'

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