Children's jokes that a 4 year old can learn please!!

(94 Posts)
Starbear Mon 01-Sep-08 22:40:00

My DS loves telling jokes but I only know 'What do you get on the beach with a witch, a sandwitch...' he loves it and I love watching him laugh.

LuLuMacGloo Mon 01-Sep-08 23:54:57

Love spook-hetti!

Knock Knock

who's there

cowgo

cowgo who?

No, cow go moo

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Cargo

Cargo who?

Car go beep beep

Pan Mon 01-Sep-08 23:58:25

This may hurt...

What's the most common owl in this country...






The Tea Towl....

Knock Knock

Who's there?

ALison

Alison who?

Alison to the radio

reginaphilangy Mon 01-Sep-08 23:58:47

Knock knock

Who's there?

Eye dunap

Eye dunap who?

Oooh you dirty monkey - you should have gone to the toilet!

blush

reginaphilangy Mon 01-Sep-08 23:59:52

What do you call a three-legged donkey?

A wonkey!

tangarine Tue 02-Sep-08 00:01:39

What's a toad's favourite drink?

Croak-a cola!

PortAndLemon Tue 02-Sep-08 00:02:37

Who is the world's greatest underwater secret agent?

James Pond

jura Tue 02-Sep-08 00:25:32

What did the cat say on the racing track?

Meeeeeeaaaaaaaoooooouuuuuuwwww...

tortoiseshell Tue 02-Sep-08 01:04:20

Oh I'm going to use the Eye Dunap on ds1 - he will scream with laughter.

Their favourites;

Knock Knock
Whos There?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
How did you know my name?

JiminyCricket Tue 02-Sep-08 06:34:37

OK, dd1(4) is a master - she gets them all from space pirates:

What's a monsters favourite game - swallow the leader

Why did the jelly wobble - because it saw a milk shake

BouncingTurtle Tue 02-Sep-08 06:47:34

OK I have some.

What do you call a man with a car on his head?
Jack!

What do you call a deer with no eyes
No idea!

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs
Still no idea!

Starbear Tue 02-Sep-08 08:28:49

Thank, Thank you I'll try them out on him later. Cheers everyone

ReallyTired Tue 02-Sep-08 08:32:37

My son likes the jokes on the back of penguin wrappers.

filthymindedvixen Tue 02-Sep-08 08:35:08

why is 6 afraid of 7. Cause 7 ate 9...

Why did the shell blush?
Cause the sea weed

Heifer Tue 02-Sep-08 08:47:32

My DD (4.5) like this one

Knock knock
Whose there?
Banana
Banana who?

Knock knock
Whose there?
Banana
Banana who?

Knock knock
Whose there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana..

........

buttercreamfrosting Tue 02-Sep-08 08:53:32

What kind of shoes do you make out of banana skins?

Slippers....

Hobnobfanatic Tue 02-Sep-08 08:56:31

What is a dog's favourite type of pizza?

Pupperoni.

(I'll fetch my coat...)

Hey Heifer, DD1 loves that one too (I wonder where they got it from wink grin) although foxythesnowfox posted the same joke last night.

DD1 also loves - 'why did the skeleton cross the road?'
'To get to the body shop'

and

'why did the chicken cross the road?'
'to get to the other side...'
'why did the chewing gum cross the road?'
''Cos it was stuck to the chicken.'

<da boom boom tish>

ClareVoiant Tue 02-Sep-08 09:32:36

Lol at the tea towl one.
Doctor doctor i feel like a pig
how long have you felt like that?
About a weeeeeeeek. :-)

lostinindia Fri 17-Aug-12 16:23:01

^ I don't get that one.

BertieBotts Fri 17-Aug-12 16:24:49

Where do apes sleep?
In apricots

BertieBotts Fri 17-Aug-12 16:26:53

DS just told me this one (I don't think he quite gets the idea grin)

What would a frog call a penguin, call itself a frog-penguin?
A lighthouse!

SirEdmundFrillary Fri 17-Aug-12 16:30:41

What's brown, sounds like a bell and comes out of a cow backwards?

DUNG!

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