Please laugh at Dh's joke

(32 Posts)

He thinks its hilariousgrin

"I took the dog for a walk and it ran off.
I searched high and low calling it's name, whistling etc but it didn't come back so I went home."

My wife was furious, "look harder" she ordered "so I shaved my head and got a tattoo, still can't find the dog though"

Jo2015 Sat 30-May-15 11:01:27

2yrs on.......still funny!grin

Mamagoose01 Wed 13-Nov-13 10:28:38

Made me laugh on the second read smile

BerstieSpotts Sat 09-Nov-13 14:51:42

Oh gosh I'm sorry Dame blush The OP's name didn't even register with me. Yes how lovely to have a reminder.

DameDeepRedBetty Sat 09-Nov-13 11:56:19

My heart turned over when I saw who the OP was, then realised thread had been resurrected.

I think EMIN's husband's joke was funny! Nice to be reminded that EMIN was so much more than a person who fostered babies who'd had a horrible start, and who bore her own terminal illness with such bravery.

BerstieSpotts Sat 09-Nov-13 11:52:06

confused Bizarre ZOMBIE thread!

joosiewoosie Sat 09-Nov-13 11:51:01

Oops just resurrected a v old thread. Sorry all!

joosiewoosie Sat 09-Nov-13 11:50:19

I just told DH, after saying 'pretend I'm another bloke down the pub telling you this joke', and he didn't get it at all. I had to explain twice.
In our opinion, not that funny. Keep trying though, hubby of OP!

My mum was a lollipop lady, but had to leave as she had kleptomania.
I didn't want to believe it but the signs were all around at home.

Rindercella Tue 06-Nov-12 12:41:29

It's nearly 2 years old.

Made me laugh on 2nd reading though.

seeker Tue 06-Nov-12 12:39:00

Bar goes into a man- not a joke, just a tragic industrial accident.

seeker Tue 06-Nov-12 12:38:09

I love the OP's dp's joke.

WitchesTit Tue 06-Nov-12 12:33:15

Hilarious! I'm going to steal it!

Sorry. It didn't make me laugh blush

LlamaBoBama Tue 06-Nov-12 12:25:36

lol haha hehe hoho

Bigglewinkle Mon 12-Sep-11 09:50:13

I love the dog joke - tell your DH I'm going to use it on my friends and family :-)

Chemwapuwa Thu 24-Feb-11 20:55:48

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he he he

seeker Fri 04-Feb-11 20:25:42

I don't get onalifeglug's - is it because I is stupid?

Well I laughed anyway. But then I laugh at cows when they walk past my house. grin

oh i get it now <<slow>>

tis funny


lifeinagoldfishbowl Mon 10-Jan-11 12:51:58


KaraStarbuckThrace Mon 10-Jan-11 12:50:11

I had to read it twice before i got it.

yes it was very funny

DullWomenHaveImmaculateHomes Mon 10-Jan-11 12:37:55

I like that nun one!

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