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Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By cremolafoam on Fri 20-Jun-08 17:32:28
definitely gok
huge fearnly- eatitall
betty boothroyd - want to ask her about her tiller girl days
dr pamela connolly
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By littlemissbossy on Thu 19-Jun-08 22:50:12
Another vote for Martin Lewis - in light of the current economic climate I think he'd be a good guest
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By WilfSell on Thu 19-Jun-08 22:49:03
I've just seen Will Hutton speak today. Clever and strangely sexy. Methinks we need him on to explain all things economic and worky to us. He was very excellently deferring to his vv clever female assistant.

Let's have him on please?
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By UnquietDad on Thu 19-Jun-08 22:48:27
That's three calls for Martin Lewis now!
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By sallystrawberry on Thu 19-Jun-08 22:24:30
The Money Saving Expert blokey

can we get him on, I need to sort out my mortgage
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By hatwoman on Thu 19-Jun-08 22:15:11
David Attenborough (I'm really not sure that's spelled right...)
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By MadamePlatypus on Thu 19-Jun-08 16:26:24
I love Alvin. I have a signed copy of one of his books.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By DarthVader on Thu 19-Jun-08 14:27:20
Basil Brush doesn't need to be able to type, just to dictate, surely? Don't tell me the live webchatter celebs do their own typing hmm
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By katierocket on Thu 19-Jun-08 13:41:24
ooo, Alvin, of course, why didn't I think of him. Brilliant.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By sis on Thu 19-Jun-08 12:36:18
Oooh! was Alvin on the cards anyway or was my suggestion the prompt? Please let it be the latter!
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By hanaflower on Thu 19-Jun-08 10:50:01
Oooh.. can we get a sound feature with Alvin? Part of the joy is listening to his voice - could he BE any more bubbly. I'd like to talk to him about art too, not just money.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By EffiePerine on Thu 19-Jun-08 10:48:45
Desmond Morris sounds fab
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By CountessDracula on Thu 19-Jun-08 10:47:11
what a big wuss
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By bundle on Thu 19-Jun-08 10:45:13
of course Alvin he's fab smile

still want Justine's MIL wink

hadn't realised that about Bev

Basil Brush could double up with Boris..
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By JustineMumsnet on Thu 19-Jun-08 10:44:43 (from MNHQ)
Great conspiracy theory too by the way - if only we were that clever grin.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By carriemumsnet on Thu 19-Jun-08 10:43:15 (from MNHQ)
Thanks for all the suggestions - please keep them coming and we'll try to keep up.

A quick update on a few names

Alvin Hall will be coming on to talk money in the next couple of months and we've also got Desmond Morris booked, who should be fun

Beverley Hughes has already done a live chat and we're not sure she'd be too keen on coming back.....

On Mac D's - they approached us and offered their new man to talk about their new menu and image. We approached you and after much robust debate (involving everything from threats of resignations and anxieties about litigation) the decision was to say no on this occasion.

We have some concern that Basil Brush's typing may not be speedy enough to keep up with you all, but we promise, of course, to look into it grin
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By UnquietDad on Thu 19-Jun-08 10:04:43
Only if he brings Little Ticker, Mr Roy and Dirty Gertie.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By DarthVader on Thu 19-Jun-08 07:56:14
Another vote for Basil Brush
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By tigermoth on Thu 19-Jun-08 06:49:44
lol@ at the way this thread is going! All these name suggestions should keep MNHQ busy for years.

What a delicious thought that MNHQ started that thread in retaliation to something - my sensible head tells me they didn't but still....

Also, getting away from celebs, I'd like to see MD's of our favourite (or unfavourite) companies and shops put under the spotlight.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By AitchNunsnet on Wed 18-Jun-08 23:14:57
shami was disappointingly giggly on hignfy, imo.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By pinkteddy on Wed 18-Jun-08 23:03:00
another vote for Shami Chakrabarti.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By 2sugarsagain on Wed 18-Jun-08 22:27:13
My vote goes to Basil Brush.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By 2sugarsagain on Wed 18-Jun-08 22:25:34
Damn. I soooooooooo wanted to ask her if she'd ever considered changing her name.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Tinker on Wed 18-Jun-08 22:24:40
Don't think so Marina. She looks a bit like Penelope Leach (who I like) but seems to be a smacker

(Ignoring any more Tori talk. She had a boyfriend called Wolf for god's sake.)
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By NotDoingTheHousework on Wed 18-Jun-08 22:20:28
Oh that hurts, Tinker, it really hurts.

I luuuuurve her.

She's bonkers a genius.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Marina on Wed 18-Jun-08 22:20:23
(and so do I, urgh)
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Marina on Wed 18-Jun-08 22:19:44
Tinks, do you mean Cassandra "five kids" Jardine?
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Tinker on Wed 18-Jun-08 22:17:30
Oh, I hate Tori Amos.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By NotDoingTheHousework on Wed 18-Jun-08 22:14:14
Tori Amos.

<stamps foot>
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Tinker on Wed 18-Jun-08 22:10:01
Nicky Hambleton-Jones? grin

What about Anne Atkins? Joanna Bogle? Amanda Platell??? Who's that other strident parenting one [thinks, thinks]
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By ShinyPinkShoes on Wed 18-Jun-08 21:49:42
Please Please Please can we have the wonderful, hilariously funny and lovely Dawn French?

I would take a day's leave to join in with that one! grin
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By sis on Wed 18-Jun-08 20:46:30
How about that man Alvin something who gives advice on handling money matters on tv?
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By fullmoonfiend on Wed 18-Jun-08 20:17:01
Today has been one of those moments when I am so proud of mumsnet
<<clasps left nork in appreciative gesture of sisterly solidarity, wit, wisdom and the detection of bullshit>>
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By katierocket on Wed 18-Jun-08 20:04:24
Has anyone mentioned Anthea? I think she'd go down really well.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By fullmoonfiend on Wed 18-Jun-08 19:47:45
PMSL at this thread...

can we not have Myleene Klass on to tell us how to juggle work and parenthood and bikini wearing? I'm sure I could learn a lot from her.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Pruners on Wed 18-Jun-08 19:38:40
And she wasn't on

You've not missed much
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By iCod on Wed 18-Jun-08 19:26:01
Message withdrawn
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Pruners on Wed 18-Jun-08 19:20:00
DarthVader what an interesting hypothesis
I wonder who you are?!
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By MadamePlatypus on Wed 18-Jun-08 19:15:36
Oh yes, you have to ask Sportacus on. I am sure he has some very interesting observations on sport and healthy eating for pre-schoolers...
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By turquoise on Wed 18-Jun-08 18:52:52
God I was dying to get to this all day, what a let down.

How about Sarah Beeney (I have a girlie crush on her) as well as Kirstie.

Would also like to rip into have a debate with Richard Desmond. Maybe Jordan too.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Xenia on Wed 18-Jun-08 18:45:11
I hope it wasn't cancelled because I mentioned the alleged affair on the other thread.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Scuff on Wed 18-Jun-08 18:17:07
Maureen Lipman.
She'd be cool.

Natasha Kaplinsky - "come over here if you think you're hard enough!" grin
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By CissyCharlton on Wed 18-Jun-08 18:12:23
What about Sir Terry Leahey, the big cheese at Tesco?
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By DarthVader on Wed 18-Jun-08 17:54:30
Enid Beelzebub & Satan??!!!

How did you come by this intelligence? wink

On the subject of PS all I can say is that I think there is a conspiracy theory here and that I have jumped lemming-like into the throng thinking mistakenly that my intelligence outranked plankton while all the time I danced unconsciously to the tune of the all-powerful mumsnet HQ drum

<<<<tucks into large portion of cleansing & protective garlic bread, seemingly unguided by hidden hands>>>>
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Monkeytrousers on Wed 18-Jun-08 17:42:36
Or how about Tony Parsons for another laugh
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Monkeytrousers on Wed 18-Jun-08 17:41:22
Lets just get someone dishy and housewives favoritey and watch everyone come over all peculiar...that would go stright into classics grin

Colin Firth maybe

Or that Sportacus fella
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By TotalChaos on Wed 18-Jun-08 17:41:01
Clare Verity? grin
Jade Goody? grin
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Monkeytrousers on Wed 18-Jun-08 17:38:42
A delagate? That would be a very politician thing to do, not yummy mummy.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Enid on Wed 18-Jun-08 17:36:18
darth*

*SPILL
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Enid on Wed 18-Jun-08 17:35:32
lol @ chris morris

he calls his children beelzebub and satan
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Monkeytrousers on Wed 18-Jun-08 17:35:24
I cannot believe Ulrika is placed in the same group as those larks.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By hanaflower on Wed 18-Jun-08 17:18:33
Shami Chakrabarti from Liberty
Darcey Bussell

Yes to Monbiot.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By VersdeSociete on Wed 18-Jun-08 17:13:14
Has someone said Jordan?
Kerry Katona?
Ulrikkka?
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By DarthVader on Wed 18-Jun-08 17:08:01
Sasha Baron Cohen
Chris Morris of Brass Eye
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By DarthVader on Wed 18-Jun-08 17:04:34
Yes back down the burrow Effie unfortunately my ferrets have been fed for the night
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By squeaver on Wed 18-Jun-08 17:03:47
I think someone mentioned about McD's earlier. I actually think they'd do it if you approached them (I know a wee bit about them from the work front) - I believe they're trying to be open and honest etc
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By DarthVader on Wed 18-Jun-08 17:03:25
I find mumsnetters far more interesting and entertaining than rich/famous birds - we could ask for volunteer mumsnetters who want to discuss a particular subject they know about and ignore slebs
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By bundle on Wed 18-Jun-08 16:59:49
maybe Peter Wabbit answered them

no to beverley wotsit

yes to mary queen of shops smile
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By zippitippitoes on Wed 18-Jun-08 16:58:34
she did answer two of my questions

or a delegate of hers did
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By EffiePerine on Wed 18-Jun-08 16:57:16
you're just sad the quarry has bolted DV wink
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By DarthVader on Wed 18-Jun-08 16:55:59
Well the HQ did let the thread run and run without any comment and only pulled the live chat at the final moment - thus collecting as many comments as possible for the entertainment of PS (Poor Sheherezade)'s PR.

Also none of the more challenging but still fair questions were actually submitter to PS eg whether the many toilets in their houses are actually cleaned with rock salt, who does this task and how they really feel about the method used etc etc
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By EffiePerine on Wed 18-Jun-08 16:55:51
arm that is

Susan Greenfield would be fab, as would Lisa Jardine but not sure you could get 'em.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By EffiePerine on Wed 18-Jun-08 16:55:15
Please NO to George Monbiot. I would have to chew my own am off in boredom.

I vote for Michael Rosen
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By squeaver on Wed 18-Jun-08 16:54:30
Can we have a fashiony person please e.g. the Sainted Mary of the Shops or a good journo e.g. Lisa Armstrong from the Times.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By zippitippitoes on Wed 18-Jun-08 16:51:45
ah babies that is why i have never heard of her i am michel odent era
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By zippitippitoes on Wed 18-Jun-08 16:50:58
i have heard of susan greenfield i have one of her books the pirvate life of the brain
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By MarsLady on Wed 18-Jun-08 16:49:24
Beverley Beech is here smile
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By zippitippitoes on Wed 18-Jun-08 16:46:00
i have never heard of any of these people

but then i hadnt heard of sheharazade either only her father in law
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By UnquietDad on Wed 18-Jun-08 16:44:57
darthvader? do tell more!
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Threadwormm on Wed 18-Jun-08 16:41:28
Seriously? That would be MachiavelliNetHQ, wouldn't it?
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By DarthVader on Wed 18-Jun-08 16:33:46
Well I hypothesise that mumsnet HQ had perhaps felt slighted by poor Sheherezade due to some unpublicised minor incident a few weeks back, and that the HQ anticipated that advertising a live web chat appointment would avenge the slight
wink

be very afraid of the HQ
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By lulumama on Wed 18-Jun-08 16:33:35
i am meeting her <<fingers crossed>> next week!!
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By MarsLady on Wed 18-Jun-08 16:27:25
Ooh Beverley Lawrence Beech please. grin
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By lulumama on Wed 18-Jun-08 16:23:40
I'd like Ina May Gaskin and / or Beverley Lawrence Beech please.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Monkeytrousers on Wed 18-Jun-08 16:18:21
CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS! PLEASE!!??
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By UnquietDad on Wed 18-Jun-08 16:18:08
@madamep - probably, but I know what you mean! (Alice isn't related to David & Pat.)
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By UnquietDad on Wed 18-Jun-08 16:17:19
Sayeeda Warsi, or some other conservatives who seem like reasonable people (Grayling, Davis, Julie Kirkbride).
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By MadamePlatypus on Wed 18-Jun-08 16:16:00
And then they throw in all those Troughtons! (is this the wrong thread to be discussing this on?)
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Monkeytrousers on Wed 18-Jun-08 16:14:58
Oh I have the perfect question for Widdecombe, 'How does a 60+ virgin still lioving with her mum get the idea she has useful advice to give to couples...or parents?

Melanie Phillips would be good actually, as long as she wasn't swamped with 'how do you justify israels treatment of the palestinians' type questions. Be great to get a bit deeper than that.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By bundle on Wed 18-Jun-08 16:11:23
her PR probably wet herself when she read the pre-chat posts

no to Winston, Greenfield btw. they're just meeja tarts

yes to Hughes..could be interesting
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By hifi on Wed 18-Jun-08 16:10:39
i wonder who told shezza she was mince meat?
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By UnquietDad on Wed 18-Jun-08 16:09:27
Steven Moffat is his name. One V, two Fs, one T.

No relation to Georgia Moffett who played the Doc's daughter.

Who is actually the daughter of Peter Davison, whose real name is Peter Moffett.

And he is no relation to Peter Moffatt, now deceased director who worked on some of Peter Davison's episodes!!

Confused?!....
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By MadamePlatypus on Wed 18-Jun-08 16:09:14
Just scrolling down - also going to back UQD's other suggestion - Marin Lewis of MSE
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By MadamePlatypus on Wed 18-Jun-08 16:06:46
I would like RTD, but I would also like the new bloke Moffet? Mofett? Moffatt?
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By WilfSell on Wed 18-Jun-08 15:52:31
some academic/policy types you could try:

Robert Winston (of looks like he should be on Fawlty towers fame)

Catherine Hakim - does research on womens work and motherhood

Susan Greenfield - brain lady, no kids, wears red leather miniskirts

Sue Duncan - head of the Government Social Research Unit

Beverley Hughes, Minister for Children, Young People and Families
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By persil36 on Wed 18-Jun-08 15:37:49
YES, YES, YES to Monbiot

Naomi Klein
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Kewcumber on Wed 18-Jun-08 14:59:10
I know what I'd do with him.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Twiglett on Wed 18-Jun-08 14:53:01
I'd like Dara O'Briain .. I just would ok, don't ask me what I'd do with him though
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By UnquietDad on Wed 18-Jun-08 14:52:25
Russell T Davies OBE!
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By bythepowerofgreyskull on Wed 18-Jun-08 14:51:21
anyone said justin fletcher MBE?
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Marina on Wed 18-Jun-08 14:48:52
Margaret Mountford
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By UnquietDad on Wed 18-Jun-08 14:38:46
margo, you win this month's SNORT award from me for the idea of all those people doing their live webchat at once. I love it.

"Do you find people take the mickey out of you most for being a gold-digger or for having a false leg?"

NAOMI: "Well, I - "

"No, sorry, that one's for Heather."

BRUCIE: "Good game, good game!"
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By AitchNunsnet on Wed 18-Jun-08 14:36:20
oh yes mary portas
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Boco on Wed 18-Jun-08 14:34:46
Can we have Dylan Moran? He's funny. And crumpled.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Mercy on Wed 18-Jun-08 14:34:42
Have just noticed hte thread title has changed - was it really cancelled?

Looks like you are now talking about who else we'd like to see on MN

MARY PORTAS please!
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Boco on Wed 18-Jun-08 14:33:46
I still love jon. Even if he told off Aitch.

I also love the voice of daddy pig. Is that wrong?
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By MARGOsBeenPlayingWithMyNooNoo on Wed 18-Jun-08 14:31:19
My list of suggestions

Bruce (why not a sir?) Forsythe

(one for my DH) Naomi from Milkshake

David Dickinson (for french polishing tips)

Michael Aspel

Heather Mills

Peppa Pig

In fact they should do their live web chat at the same time. Pure #Bedlam.

(pst! Enid is Kirstie Allsopp in RL)
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By orangina on Wed 18-Jun-08 14:30:53
He's quite funny though... blush
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By AitchNunsnet on Wed 18-Jun-08 14:25:27
i am SORRY but you simply cannot have Jon Ronson.

he's the kind of weedy wet gurl who tracks people down who might have said slightly mean things about him on the internet and sends them emails to the effect that 'you didn't think when you wrote that i woudl hear aobut it it from my pal and email you to ask you whhyyyyyy, did you?'

er, no, i didn't. because while i thought you were a twat i couldn't have foreseen just how much of a twat you are, Ronson...
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By bundle on Wed 18-Jun-08 14:22:24
think Monbiot woudl be a tad dull
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By orangina on Wed 18-Jun-08 14:22:12
(and frankly UQD could pose as Jon and none of us, except perhaps Elaine, would be any the wiser.....)
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By orangina on Wed 18-Jun-08 14:20:41
Jon or George please...
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Threadwormm on Wed 18-Jun-08 14:20:07
OUT OUT OUT
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By SheherazadetheGoat on Wed 18-Jun-08 14:19:57
or my mother - she know everything apparently
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By smallwhitecat on Wed 18-Jun-08 14:19:37
MAGGIE MAGGIE MAGGIE
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By bundle on Wed 18-Jun-08 14:19:29
there was one with a fish too that was great, goatyone
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By SheherazadetheGoat on Wed 18-Jun-08 14:18:57
please ron johnson unquietdad can taunt him by echoing everything he says.

[i quite like him, he makes me laugh and the documentary he did wiht ian paisly in the jungle was amazing]
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By bundle on Wed 18-Jun-08 14:18:49
no to rooney

anyway isn't she still mclaughlin?
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By bundle on Wed 18-Jun-08 14:18:24
lol justine - but you can't just keep getting nice/agreeable types...Widdecombe et al would test us (and you!)
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By mrsshackleton on Wed 18-Jun-08 14:17:32
coleen rooney
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By bundle on Wed 18-Jun-08 14:17:17
who needs Ronson when we've got UQD?

I bet Elaine is on here...slagging off Ronson, albeit anonymously
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Pruners on Wed 18-Jun-08 14:16:25
Yes Boco that's what she said
She was so cross
God that was funny
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Twiglett on Wed 18-Jun-08 14:15:55
<spurts out tea at UQD's Jon Ronson >

ver' good
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By SheherazadetheGoat on Wed 18-Jun-08 14:15:08
lol @ Germaine and Janet Street P being on the A team and Naomi Wolf/Rebecca Wade on the B team.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Wickedwaterwitch on Wed 18-Jun-08 14:14:27
lol UQD at Jon Ronson
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Pruners on Wed 18-Jun-08 14:13:43
YES to Monbiot

PMSL at UQD channelling Jon Ronson
Can we have Elaine on? Again? grin
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Boco on Wed 18-Jun-08 14:13:19
UQD - did you see the time that Jon Ronson's wife came onto mn and told us all off? So actually that conversation would go 'Elaine, I'm going on mumsnet to do a live chat' Elaine - 'WHAT! That bunch of bitches! They all sit around like they're in ...institutions!' etc. (I think that's what she accused us of)
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By AitchNunsnet on Wed 18-Jun-08 14:13:07
oh yes, we could quiz him on washing machine instructions to see if it's true.

so, george, i have a tomato-sauce stained bib and a fairy costume to clean... which programme do i use?
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Oliveoil on Wed 18-Jun-08 14:12:39
never heard of him
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Swedes on Wed 18-Jun-08 14:12:39
UQD, I fear Richard D's work on Mumsnet is done.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By JustineMumsnet on Wed 18-Jun-08 14:10:24 (from MNHQ)
Oh and we're also going to try George Monbiot because appart from being very clever green person apparently he and his mrs really do split the childcare/family responsibilities 50-50 - would you like him?
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By cardy on Wed 18-Jun-08 14:09:06
Richard and Judy....they've got nothing else to do now.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By JustineMumsnet on Wed 18-Jun-08 14:08:20 (from MNHQ)
Well thanks for your many wonderful suggestions.

Boris, JKR and Gok - we'll keep trying
Germaine and Janet Street P - we'll have a crack at (failing them Naomi Wolf/Rebecca Wade)
Ann Widdecombe - wouldn't be good for my karma

Let's hope no one's been put off!

ps Sorry Pruners for late announcement - we posted as soon as we could, honest.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By smallwhitecat on Wed 18-Jun-08 14:07:06
MARGARET THATCHER
let her give all the lefties a right good handbagging tee hee
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By UnquietDad on Wed 18-Jun-08 14:06:00
God, can you imagine if Jon Ronson did it? It would appear in his column:

I have been invited to do a live chat on Mumsnet. I say to Elaine, "Hey, I have been invited to do a live chat on Mumsnet." Elaine says: "Really?" I say: "What do you mean, 'really'?" There is something about the way Elaine says "really?" which makes me worried. Joel says, "Cool, dad." I am now worried about doing a live chat on Mumsnet.

etc, etc.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Miyazaki on Wed 18-Jun-08 14:05:05
ZW only if there is moratorium on her talking about her kid.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Threadwormm on Wed 18-Jun-08 14:04:09
I heard Jon Ronson on telly a month or so ago and was surprised to discover that his voice is, well, normal.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Boco on Wed 18-Jun-08 14:03:06
Jon Ronson.

But Aitch would have to be removed for that day so she doesn't say mean things about his voice.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By UnquietDad on Wed 18-Jun-08 14:03:05
Richard Dawkins. About time we had a good honest atheist gobshite on here for all the crystal-gazers to get het up about.

And then if you want to counteract that with a goddy gobshite, Joanna Bogle.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Issy on Wed 18-Jun-08 14:02:10
I felt a glinting moment of pride at Shez's answer to my question, then felt rather shameful at such a heavy attempt to over-analyse a butterfly.

My eco-credentials are shot - I'm in New York for just two days for a meeting. blush
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Threadwormm on Wed 18-Jun-08 14:01:10
Zoe Williams?
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Pruners on Wed 18-Jun-08 14:00:39
Naomi Klein would be good, but lots of MNers think she's a moaner
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By cardy on Wed 18-Jun-08 13:58:22
I vote for Janet Street Porter too.

How about Naomi Klein?
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By UnquietDad on Wed 18-Jun-08 13:57:13
Martin Lewis
of moneysavingexpert fam e (appears on Jezza Vine show).
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By katierocket on Wed 18-Jun-08 13:56:28
That nutter from the moral maze - Melanie Phillips?
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Pruners on Wed 18-Jun-08 13:55:53
lol goat
SHe's fab, but since I came across her sewing and 'starter' tool kit in Jonathan Avery yesterday, I am a bit hmm as to her actual value......