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Mumsnet Discussions: Mumsnet live webchats : Live Chat with President Bush (28 messages)
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Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Threadwormm on Mon 16-Jun-08 18:06:34
I thought Tech was supposed to flush out all the international terrorists from the Mumsnet Orchard cave complex.

Very remiss.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By OssamaBinLaden on Mon 16-Jun-08 15:14:41
Was that Little Bush I saw in the Mumsnet orchard with a Keystage 1 First Fifty Words Book? Little shit nearly ran me over.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By PresidentBush on Mon 16-Jun-08 15:03:10
Gee, I always get confused with vowels.

Is it OK with you if I go for a drive on my Golf Buggy around the MN orchard? I need some serious thinkin time.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Threadwormm on Mon 16-Jun-08 15:00:23
Bush always spells "is" "isn't" -- as in "The imprisonment of foreign nationals without civilian trial at Guantanamo isn't an outrage to justice andinternational law."
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By squonk on Mon 16-Jun-08 14:59:42
nah, he won't turn up.

he'll be worried someone will take the mickey.

(as if we would!)


just in case he does... oi! warmongerer! feck off!

(will I be arrested and deported to guantanamo bay now?)
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Swedes on Mon 16-Jun-08 14:57:39
Is - we'll start with 'is'. We had best stick to the spelling only, no need for definitions. As Clinton had great difficulty with knowing what the definition of 'is' is.

Mr Bush please can you spell 'is'?
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Threadwormm on Mon 16-Jun-08 14:49:36
'Bee' will be too hard for Bush. Could we start with a simpler word?
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Swedes on Mon 16-Jun-08 14:45:59
Are we all ready for spelling bee?
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By PresidentBush on Mon 16-Jun-08 14:05:23
And I weren't watching no American Football either....... I was watching Debbie Does Dallas.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By PresidentBush on Mon 16-Jun-08 14:04:39
Can I come clean with you guys about Pretzelgate? As well as the Pretzel I had fifty eight beers.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By hifi on Mon 16-Jun-08 13:58:16
lol, you are very funny swedes.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By zippitippitoes on Mon 16-Jun-08 13:58:06
lololol
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Threadwormm on Mon 16-Jun-08 13:57:57
Please have that pretzel Bushboy. It's the only honourable course of action left to you.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By PresidentBush on Mon 16-Jun-08 13:57:02
I've just been hanging out with Tony and his guitar. He gave me an extraordinary rendition of an old Dylan number.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By hifi on Mon 16-Jun-08 13:56:12
really sweet of him, totally changed my views now, bothered with lil ol mn.ahh
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By PresidentBush on Mon 16-Jun-08 13:56:04
Hey Dudes
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By DeeRiguer on Mon 16-Jun-08 13:55:27
grin thready..
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Swedes on Mon 16-Jun-08 13:54:27
Threadwormm grin
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By francagoestohollywood on Mon 16-Jun-08 13:52:58
<< passes President Bush a pretzel>>
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By zippitippitoes on Mon 16-Jun-08 13:51:59
i thought he was the replacment for this weeks live guest
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By VeniVidiVickiQV on Mon 16-Jun-08 13:49:28
snort! @ threadworm
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Threadwormm on Mon 16-Jun-08 13:48:24
Yes, and specifically his advice on Bush Administration.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Swedes on Mon 16-Jun-08 13:47:45
President Bush - what is the French for entrepreneur
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By VeniVidiVickiQV on Mon 16-Jun-08 13:47:08
Great! I'd like to ask him about Mirkins.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By chopchopbusybusy on Mon 16-Jun-08 13:46:13
Actually, I just heard he was delayed - he's just finishing off his jacket potatoe now.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Iklboo on Mon 16-Jun-08 13:44:48
Fnarrr.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Swedes on Mon 16-Jun-08 13:42:41
bump
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Swedes on Mon 16-Jun-08 13:36:37
President Bush will be dropping by this afternoon for a live one hour chat. He is squeezing us in between his meeting with Blair and a game of poker Prime Minister Brown.

Politics is off limits but he is up for a spelling bee.


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