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Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By VictorianSqualor on Wed 18-Jun-08 17:19:56
Whoever is responsible for HV training, and telling every mother in the country to 'top-up' if their baby isn't the size of a whale by three weeks and 4 days.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By gizmo on Wed 18-Jun-08 17:16:21
Jon Ronson

<for Aitch>
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By VictorianSqualor on Wed 18-Jun-08 17:09:47
Chris and Bono at the same time, see which is the biggest knobhead,
Make them sit in different places and answer without seeing each others replies.
Bet they say the same.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By orangina on Wed 18-Jun-08 17:07:50
lol at chris martin! perhaps we could have both chris and gwynnie, or does he refuse to come online with her as well as out in public with her?!?!
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By DarthVader on Wed 18-Jun-08 17:06:39
Chris Martin excellent grin
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By lalaa on Wed 18-Jun-08 17:05:58
Rosie Millard
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By VictorianSqualor on Wed 18-Jun-08 17:04:11
Chris Martin
I wonder if he'd get 'upset' about 'answering questions'hmm
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By DarthVader on Wed 18-Jun-08 16:59:41
Up the Revolution
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By DarthVader on Wed 18-Jun-08 16:59:16
I would have a few words to say to Bono

I issue a challenge to mumsnet to bring down a government - any government will do
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By BigBadMouse on Wed 18-Jun-08 14:36:10
Oh yes, defintely agree with Bono!
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Oliveoil on Wed 18-Jun-08 14:19:46
bono definitely, he is so annoying with his fecking bee glasses, you are about 50 years of age, grow up fgs
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Swedes on Wed 18-Jun-08 14:17:02
Ed Balls.
ALthough I would like to ask him how he came to be such a smug litte shitbag.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Threadwormm on Wed 18-Jun-08 11:50:54
Cherie Blair
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By poppy34 on Wed 18-Jun-08 11:50:14
rosie milliard
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By RosaLuxembunting on Wed 18-Jun-08 11:48:13
Liz Jones
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By gracepaley on Fri 13-Jun-08 23:33:30
Boris Baby johnson
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By WelliesAndPyjamas on Fri 13-Jun-08 19:11:49
john simpson the liberator of kabul
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By champagneSuperBunting on Fri 13-Jun-08 18:57:56
Think I need to get on Msn! grin
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By buntinglicious on Fri 13-Jun-08 18:57:36
Claire Verity
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By iCod on Fri 13-Jun-08 18:56:53
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Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By CatIsSleepy on Fri 13-Jun-08 18:56:02
Colleen thingy to tell us all about her wedding
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By iCod on Fri 13-Jun-08 18:55:27
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Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By maidamess on Fri 13-Jun-08 18:55:00
Awww, I likes jamie
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Hassled on Fri 13-Jun-08 18:54:29
Jamie Smug Twat Oliver.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By maidamess on Fri 13-Jun-08 18:53:09
Geri Halliwell
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By iCod on Fri 13-Jun-08 18:52:04
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Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By champagneSuperBunting on Fri 13-Jun-08 17:26:30
Head of Marketing for FruitShoots
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By WenchConnection on Fri 13-Jun-08 17:24:51
Nick blonde, Jones, went to specsavers, Hambilton
jade goody
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Amphibimum on Fri 13-Jun-08 17:23:12
actually cant think up anyone i could summon up energy to do any more than ignore (rather than hate) but im prob just not being v imaginative, rather than being especially wholesome.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By MamaG on Fri 13-Jun-08 17:22:53
BilL Oddie

SORRY but I can't bear him
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By lulumama on Fri 13-Jun-08 17:22:48
gina ford and claire byam cook

<<controversial>>

what happened to the avent microsite thingy??
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By EffiePerine on Fri 13-Jun-08 17:22:36
Ruth Kelly
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Amphibimum on Fri 13-Jun-08 17:22:07
posh
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Rachel Johnson
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kerry katona
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By champagneSuperBunting on Fri 13-Jun-08 17:19:50
Johnnie Boden?
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By talilac on Fri 13-Jun-08 17:19:10
grin

Someone from Avent re breastfeeding..

Oh no hang on..
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By iCod on Fri 13-Jun-08 16:04:38
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