Add a word, ruin a movie.

(1001 Posts)

title stolen from twitter

Tropic Thunder Cunt grin

Fishandjam Sat 05-Oct-13 08:21:20

Slumdog Millionaire Shortbread?

Batman Returns jumper

CatAmongThePigeons Sat 05-Oct-13 08:21:58

Stoat Wars

YES fish grin great one!

No Country for Grumpy Old Men

PasswordProtected Sat 05-Oct-13 08:24:48

The Two Towels
Best Exotic Marigold Gloves
Thrush
The Postman always leaves a card saying he tried to deluver, but you were out

PasswordProtected Sat 05-Oct-13 08:25:11

*deliver

bittenipples Sat 05-Oct-13 08:25:46

Taken Ill

MotherofBear Sat 05-Oct-13 08:26:09

The Life of Brian Harvey

bittenipples Sat 05-Oct-13 08:27:20

Love Actually Sucks

grin This is fun!

MotherofBear Sat 05-Oct-13 08:27:48

What to Expect When You're Expecting Rain

These are brilliant!
The Lovely Bone-r-s
grin
Not strictly a word..

FannyMcNally Sat 05-Oct-13 08:31:31

The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe Mistress

GobblersKnob Sat 05-Oct-13 08:31:33

When Harry Met Aunt Sally

Jaynebxl Sat 05-Oct-13 08:33:22

Saturday night fever and sickness

The Butterfly Chicken Effect

FatherReboolaConundrum Sat 05-Oct-13 08:36:07

There Will Be Blood Sausage

PoppadomPreach Sat 05-Oct-13 08:36:21

The wizard of oz Clarke

PoppadomPreach Sat 05-Oct-13 08:39:03

Rocky road

CadleCrap Sat 05-Oct-13 08:39:07

Iron-ing Board Man

EATmum Sat 05-Oct-13 08:40:05

Friends with child benefits
Drive thru
The Thomas half Crown Affair

These are excellent grin

FannyMcNally Sat 05-Oct-13 08:40:53

Murder on the Orient Express Checkout

PoppadomPreach Sat 05-Oct-13 08:41:13

Highland dances with wolves

maillotjaune Sat 05-Oct-13 08:41:40

Top Spud Gun

caramelwaffle Sat 05-Oct-13 08:43:24

Cocktail sausages

maillotjaune Sat 05-Oct-13 08:43:58

Fruit Shooter

MorrisZapp Sat 05-Oct-13 08:44:21

Get Out of Africa

maillotjaune Sat 05-Oct-13 08:45:21

Lord of the Napkin Rings

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Roses

SpottyDottie Sat 05-Oct-13 08:46:29

Land lord of the rings

caramelwaffle Sat 05-Oct-13 08:46:33

Big bum

maillotjaune Sat 05-Oct-13 08:46:46

The Tony Blair Witch Project

Erection Gone in Sixty Seconds

grin

SpottyDottie Sat 05-Oct-13 08:47:38

Pans labyrinth-itis

SpottyDottie Sat 05-Oct-13 08:48:29

A Christmas carol vorderman grin

TheGirlFromIpanema Sat 05-Oct-13 08:48:39

The Kings Boring Speech

icecubed Sat 05-Oct-13 08:48:54

Pretty Woman and Home

maillotjaune Sat 05-Oct-13 08:48:56

Quality Street Fighter

TheGirlFromIpanema Sat 05-Oct-13 08:49:16

Men In Black Tights

crimsonwitch Sat 05-Oct-13 08:49:33

Free your Willy.
Schindlers shopping list.
A clockwork chocolate orange.
saving private ryans virginity.
My ugly girl.
Blackpool beaches.
Charlie and the bum chocolate factory.

FatherReboolaConundrum Sat 05-Oct-13 08:50:13

Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen of Arabia

Fishandjam Sat 05-Oct-13 08:50:14

Gosford Car Park

TheGirlFromIpanema Sat 05-Oct-13 08:50:27

Donnie Darko Stinks

icecubed Sat 05-Oct-13 08:51:36

Gosford Buggy Park
The English impatient

Fontofnowt Sat 05-Oct-13 08:52:06

Sex Toy Story.

TheGirlFromIpanema Sat 05-Oct-13 08:52:39

The Hunger Games are Cancelled

icecubed Sat 05-Oct-13 08:52:43

Gosford Buggy Park
The English impatient

Sunnysummer Sat 05-Oct-13 08:53:11

An Affair to Remember Occasionally
It's A Wonderful Life Boat
Raging Bull Frog

TheGirlFromIpanema Sat 05-Oct-13 08:53:15

Font

Arf grin

MajesticWhine Sat 05-Oct-13 08:53:34

Dirty Morris Dancing

FatherReboolaConundrum Sat 05-Oct-13 08:53:52

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Cladding

Fontofnowt Sat 05-Oct-13 08:54:05

How to Toilet Train Your Dragon.

Silence of the lambs cutlets

Majestic grin

Fontofnowt Sat 05-Oct-13 08:55:52

Elbow Grease

Familyguyfan Sat 05-Oct-13 08:56:17

Raging Bull Shit

P.S I don't love you

ProfondoRosso Sat 05-Oct-13 08:57:05

The Dead Shite Poets' Society
A Charlie and Brown Christmas
Stand by me luggage (I need a pee)

Raging Bullfrog
Gone with the Wind Break

Fontofnowt Sat 05-Oct-13 08:58:04

Didn't Really Die Hard.

This has really made my morning grin

The breakfast club sandwich
The price matrix

ThisIsYourSong Sat 05-Oct-13 09:00:30

Ocean's Eleven piece platter

Cooroo Sat 05-Oct-13 09:02:42

Grease proof
The good, the bad and the ugly sisters
Schindler's Shopping List

Cooroo Sat 05-Oct-13 09:02:50

Grease proof
The good, the bad and the ugly sisters
Schindler's Shopping List

Brillig Sat 05-Oct-13 09:03:05

It's A Wonderful Life Sentence

fuzzpig Sat 05-Oct-13 09:10:33

Indiana Jones and the Temple Run of Doom

All the presidents repo men

Full metal smoking jacket

Golden shower girls (TV, but still funny)

Last of the Mohican haircuts

Fontofnowt Sat 05-Oct-13 09:16:32

Piss Up

Yika Sat 05-Oct-13 09:17:09

Briefcase Encounter
The Third Manchild
Rosemary's babygro

Fontofnowt Sat 05-Oct-13 09:18:10

9 1\2 weeks early.

fuzzpig Sat 05-Oct-13 09:19:14

The bargain hunt

The Empire Line Strikes Back

101 Dalmatians Vets Bill

The Chamber Pot of Secrets

Fontofnowt Sat 05-Oct-13 09:19:44

Bridget jones ASB diary.

ICameOnTheJitney Sat 05-Oct-13 09:20:03

Dignity Gone with the Wind
Grand Stand Hotel

The Bourne Mistaken Identity

Withnail and Me

fuzzpig Sat 05-Oct-13 09:20:15

Mumsnet Troll Hunter (actually that could be quite good... probably less special effects needed though grin)

fuzzpig Sat 05-Oct-13 09:20:43

Shaun the Sheep of the Dead

VikingVagine Sat 05-Oct-13 09:20:59

Reservoir Dogshit

Fontofnowt Sat 05-Oct-13 09:21:12

Gone with the wind turbine.

fuzzpig Sat 05-Oct-13 09:21:57

Ginger Snaps for morning sickness

Captain Corelli's Mandolin Recital

The Firm Mattress

The Chocolate Philadelphia Story

Fontofnowt Sat 05-Oct-13 09:23:37

Bus Terminator

Yika Sat 05-Oct-13 09:24:42

A Fishcake called Wanda

fuzzpig Sat 05-Oct-13 09:24:59

The Facial Mask

fuzzpig Sat 05-Oct-13 09:25:22

The Returned Gift

halkerstone Sat 05-Oct-13 09:26:59

Witness statement

DigOfTheStump Sat 05-Oct-13 09:28:02

Seventy Seven Brides for Seven Brothers

Airforce One Direction

Best Exotic Marigold Hotel Disaster

Sea Lion King

Black Hawk Down WifDaKidz

Flight Socks

Braveheart Transplant

Some Like It Lukewarm

Dilate Hard

The Dear Hunter Wellingtons

Butch Cassidy and the Sun Dance Kidnapper

The Bournville Ultimatum

PuppyMonkey Sat 05-Oct-13 09:28:30

Ferris Bueller's Day Off Booze

raggedmum Sat 05-Oct-13 09:33:22

Finding nemo dead

banishkipper Sat 05-Oct-13 09:33:38

A Charlie and Brown Christmas grin

Die hard-on!

BangBangTheMightyFall Sat 05-Oct-13 09:33:53

Kill Bill Turnbull

raggedmum Sat 05-Oct-13 09:35:19

The cat sick in the hat

Mynewmoniker Sat 05-Oct-13 09:39:09

Apple Pi

raggedmum Sat 05-Oct-13 09:39:25

The life of chicken and mushroom Pi

Lord of the Cock Rings

Mynewmoniker Sat 05-Oct-13 09:39:43

Ooop! Sorry blush

The life of apple Pi

JaneEyresHeir Sat 05-Oct-13 09:40:09

The Princess Bridezilla

Timepasses Sat 05-Oct-13 09:40:21

Twelve monkeys shagging smile

JoBo69 Sat 05-Oct-13 09:40:41

Superman Retires

Euphemia Sat 05-Oct-13 09:41:02

Finding Nemo Dead
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Flies
On Golden Shower Pond

wibblyjelly Sat 05-Oct-13 09:41:41

Golden Eye Scream (icecream)
Bottle Top Gun
The mummy returns clothing
We bought a zoo ticket
Watership Hoe Down

Mynewmoniker Sat 05-Oct-13 09:42:48

Layer cream cake

Bloody Brassed Off

Ice old age

LadyKatherine Sat 05-Oct-13 09:43:31

Harry Potter and the Philosophers Kidney Stone.

maillotjaune Sat 05-Oct-13 09:44:27

X Mr Men

SPBisResisting Sat 05-Oct-13 09:48:58

these are brilliant! Some of you are geniuses

Gone with the window box

SPBisResisting Sat 05-Oct-13 09:49:40

And one that I tease DH about

Iron Man 2 (return of the shirts)

pilotbecky Sat 05-Oct-13 09:49:43

Lock Jaws

pilotbecky Sat 05-Oct-13 09:52:32

Miss Taken (mistaken). I'm liking this!

ENormaSnob Sat 05-Oct-13 09:53:22

Sleepless in skegness

Singing in the acid rain

CuppaTeaAndAJammieDodger Sat 05-Oct-13 09:53:37

Five Star Wars
Point Break Wind
Purple Acid Rain

southeastastra Sat 05-Oct-13 09:54:43

the fairy godfather

ENormaSnob Sat 05-Oct-13 09:55:27

Santa claus the fat twat

littlepinkpear Sat 05-Oct-13 09:56:14

Filth(y) kitchen floor

SPBisResisting Sat 05-Oct-13 09:57:25

I was trying to come up with one for point break! How did I miss that? Something in my brain isn't wired right for this stuff

Goodfellas pizza

Gone with the trapped wind

ENormaSnob Sat 05-Oct-13 09:59:06

Not much activity

littlepinkpear Sat 05-Oct-13 09:59:23

Trainspotting Cagoule

googietheegg Sat 05-Oct-13 09:59:44

Starter homes for ten
Wiring Jaws
Miracle Gro on 34th street
The Holiday Brochure

littlepinkpear Sat 05-Oct-13 09:59:48

Kick Ass Grannies

About fucking time

littlepinkpear Sat 05-Oct-13 10:00:27

The Shawshank Redemption Penalty

ENormaSnob Sat 05-Oct-13 10:00:55

Dude! Wheres my car boot sale bargains

When Harry met Sally's mum

Breaking Dawn French

ENormaSnob Sat 05-Oct-13 10:02:49

Taken ill

ENormaSnob Sat 05-Oct-13 10:03:16

Twilight years

FleabsGoLeap Sat 05-Oct-13 10:03:47

Bill and Ted's Excrement Adventure

banishkipper Sat 05-Oct-13 10:06:06

Lock, Chicken Stock and Two Smoking Barrells

The Shining Bell-end

banishkipper Sat 05-Oct-13 10:07:55

James, LSD and the Giant Peach

fuzzpig Sat 05-Oct-13 10:08:15

The Timeshare machine

littlepinkpear Sat 05-Oct-13 10:08:28

Bloody Amelie
Annie Scout Hall
Up Yours smile
Rocky Road

ENormaSnob Sat 05-Oct-13 10:08:29

Last tango in the fridge

fuzzpig Sat 05-Oct-13 10:09:08

A beautiful mindmap

littlepinkpear Sat 05-Oct-13 10:09:22

HotTub TimeShare Machine

VikingVagine Sat 05-Oct-13 10:09:41

The Human Remains of the Day

ENormaSnob Sat 05-Oct-13 10:09:44

Breakfast at tiffanys diner

littlepinkpear Sat 05-Oct-13 10:10:06

Finding Nemo Drunk

ENormaSnob Sat 05-Oct-13 10:10:15

Chariots on fire

Lampie Sat 05-Oct-13 10:10:17

Crank up the volume
Auction Sniper
Pacific Rimmer
Fast & Furious Quicky

fuzzpig Sat 05-Oct-13 10:10:41

Passion of the Christmas shopping

ENormaSnob Sat 05-Oct-13 10:10:54

The snowman melts

fuzzpig Sat 05-Oct-13 10:11:08

8 Miles til the next petrol station

fuzzpig Sat 05-Oct-13 10:11:39

Peter Frying Pan

fuzzpig Sat 05-Oct-13 10:13:10

The Big Friendly Giant Panda

ENormaSnob Sat 05-Oct-13 10:14:10

Snow white does the seven dwarves

CeliaFate Sat 05-Oct-13 10:16:49

Desperately Seeking Susan Boyle
Apocalypse Not Now
The Missed Call

Dirty Laundry Dancing

The Green Mile High Club

Clockwork Orange Squash

March of the Penguin Biscuits

LadyKatherine Sat 05-Oct-13 10:18:15

The Best of the Breast. (A Breastfeeders Guide)
Sorry, couldn't resist considering the site. grin

ENormaSnob Sat 05-Oct-13 10:18:39

Unhappy feet

pilotbecky Sat 05-Oct-13 10:19:52

Pretty Ugly Woman

TheYamiOfYawn Sat 05-Oct-13 10:29:00

The Lost Boy's Football Kit.

ENormaSnob Sat 05-Oct-13 10:30:18

Shaving private ryan

MN216 Sat 05-Oct-13 10:30:33

Bed and Breakfast at Tiffany's

ENormaSnob Sat 05-Oct-13 10:30:50

Foot locker

ENormaSnob Sat 05-Oct-13 10:33:28

Hunt for the red squirrel

TheYamiOfYawn Sat 05-Oct-13 10:33:46

The Sound of Next Door's Music.

fuzzpig Sat 05-Oct-13 10:53:32

Yami, I am well experienced with that film! (Previous neighbours) angry

KurriKurri Sat 05-Oct-13 11:01:06

The Full Monty Don

Jurassic Park and Ride

chateauferret Sat 05-Oct-13 11:08:19

When Prince Harry met Sally
Love Hurts Actually

LillyGoLightly Sat 05-Oct-13 11:09:10

Heat Rash

The hunt for red lipstick

Spar Wars

Crimson Tights

The Devils Ad-vocado bathroom

The thin pantie line

Fuck is a four letter word

fuzzpig Sat 05-Oct-13 11:09:44

The Rescuers Down Under the Sink

juebloggs Sat 05-Oct-13 11:27:49

One Rainy Day

daviduk Sat 05-Oct-13 11:30:40

Haha the butterfly chicken effect is the best one here...

Pencil Eraser

caramelwaffle Sat 05-Oct-13 11:31:50

Pirates of the Caribbean jerk chicken

Hot bellybutton fuzz

caramelwaffle Sat 05-Oct-13 11:39:06

The Oxo Cube

TraceyTrickster Sat 05-Oct-13 11:40:31

Gladiator sandals
Walk the Washing Line

Cremolafoam Sat 05-Oct-13 11:40:45

Saving Ryan's Privates

RetroHippy Sat 05-Oct-13 11:40:47

Robin the bank in a Hood
Mary Poppins farts
Bedknobs, handcuffs and Broomsticks
Bridget Jones Diary of a callgirl
The 5:2 fast and the furious
Lock Jaws
Romeo and Juliet survive
Saw-ing wood

AnaisHendricks Sat 05-Oct-13 11:41:48

You're all brilliant! I would love to see some of these made into actual films grin

Cremolafoam Sat 05-Oct-13 11:41:53

Brokeback Molehill

AnaisHendricks Sat 05-Oct-13 11:43:35

I can only think of one by changing not adding a word.

Harry Potter and the Pensioner of Azkaban.

I nip off for a couple of hours, come back and there's 176 posts. All which have me roaring on the train! grin

Good work everyone 10/10 for effort.

caramelwaffle Sat 05-Oct-13 11:47:29

Fantastic Four play

Chivetalking Sat 05-Oct-13 11:48:26

Oliver Twist 'nshout

Harry Potter - The philospher's stoned

The Birds nest

OTheHugeManatee Sat 05-Oct-13 11:48:40

From Russia With Oven Glove

Toy Poodle Story

Thank you daviduk smile (proud)

caramelwaffle Sat 05-Oct-13 11:49:44

Doctor Oh No!

Not sure if this is further down the thread, I can't remember, but my friend sent me this one.

Harry Potter and the Sex Chamber of Secrets. grin

OTheHugeManatee Sat 05-Oct-13 11:51:16

Black Hawk Goose Down

AnaisHendricks Sat 05-Oct-13 11:52:38

2001 - A Space-Hopper Odyssey

A Probation Officer and a Gentleman.

Chivetalking Sat 05-Oct-13 11:52:47

Close encounters of the intimate kind

Road Signs

Knowing Look

OTheHugeManatee Sat 05-Oct-13 11:53:21

Topshop Gun

caramelwaffle Sat 05-Oct-13 11:53:34

grin

Chivetalking Sat 05-Oct-13 11:53:54

The arse ring

OTheHugeManatee Sat 05-Oct-13 11:54:04

Forthcoming: Fifty Shades of Grey Acrylic

AnaisHendricks Sat 05-Oct-13 11:54:32

The Shawshank Coupon Redemption.

Oh how exciting, the thread is on discussions of the day <preens> smile
I feel like I've completely a right of passage or something.

OTheHugeManatee Sat 05-Oct-13 11:54:57

The French Lieutenant's Cleaning Woman

caramelwaffle Sat 05-Oct-13 11:55:06

That was to "Harry Potter..."

East Acton is East Acton

West Ham is West Ham

Arf at 50 Shades of Grey Acrylic grin

The Angry Birds
The Day The Earth Caught Fireman Sam
2001: a mySpace Odyssey
Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's A Dead Ringer For Celine Dion
Antz and Decz

OTheHugeManatee Sat 05-Oct-13 11:56:03

Bicycle Stand By Me

caramelwaffle Sat 05-Oct-13 11:56:08

(you need a sash gritted) smile

Chivetalking Sat 05-Oct-13 11:57:00

I am Lunchtime Legend

Stealth Boast

caramelwaffle Sat 05-Oct-13 11:57:08

"Antz and Decz" grin

Fantastic Mr Laurence Fox

OTheHugeManatee Sat 05-Oct-13 11:57:54

Schindler's Shopping List

snowpeas Sat 05-Oct-13 11:57:57

Bumper Cars
Pulp non fiction
The Italian Blow Job

Astro Turf Boy

OTheHugeManatee Sat 05-Oct-13 11:58:35

Titanic Knockers

Chivetalking Sat 05-Oct-13 11:59:57

Dracula Sucks

Massive loud arf on the train at Titanic Knockers!

OTheHugeManatee Sat 05-Oct-13 12:00:04

Water Fight Club

OTheHugeManatee Sat 05-Oct-13 12:00:30

Raiders of the Lost Primark

AnaisHendricks Sat 05-Oct-13 12:01:15

The African Drag Queen.

OTheHugeManatee Sat 05-Oct-13 12:01:26

The Bus Departed

OTheHugeManatee Sat 05-Oct-13 12:02:12

Gladiator Sandals

OTheHugeManatee Sat 05-Oct-13 12:02:45

Das Ugg Boot

caramelwaffle Sat 05-Oct-13 12:03:59

The fifth council Estate

Chivetalking Sat 05-Oct-13 12:04:01

<notafilm but can't resist>

Game Of Porcelain Thrones

caramelwaffle Sat 05-Oct-13 12:04:51

Man of Steel buns

Get him to the greek yogurt
The Bounty Bar Hunter
Wiper Blades of Glory

AnaisHendricks Sat 05-Oct-13 12:05:15

Bloody Sunday School.

OTheHugeManatee Sat 05-Oct-13 12:05:55

Fanny Farting and Alexander

YoureBeingADick Sat 05-Oct-13 12:06:59

Man of stainless steel

IvaNighSpare Sat 05-Oct-13 12:07:06

Lake District 9
12 Angry Birds
Gladiator....Ready...
Fridge Raiders of the Lost Ark
The Uphill Gardener blush
A Terry's Clockwork Orange
Breakfast at Travelodge
Cloverfield - Lighter
The Lion Bar
Who Cooked Roger Rabbit
Reservoir Frogs
Snow White and the Seven Samurai (nicked from Alexei Sayle)
Who's Afraid of Virginia Bottomley

..ok I'll stop now....

Rowlers Sat 05-Oct-13 12:07:51

Food Fight Club

OTheHugeManatee Sat 05-Oct-13 12:08:26

The Bum Grapes Of Wrath

OTheHugeManatee Sat 05-Oct-13 12:09:37

Batman Begins Therapy

AnaisHendricks Sat 05-Oct-13 12:09:58

Mr and Mrs Duncan-Smith.

arf at the bum grapes of wrath! (grin)

OTheHugeManatee Sat 05-Oct-13 12:10:38

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Butter

...OK, I'll stop now grin

OTheHugeManatee Sat 05-Oct-13 12:12:14

Itchy Snatch

<couldn't resist>

OTheHugeManatee Sat 05-Oct-13 12:14:40

Full Metal Jacket Potato

Really, I'm going now blush

Ffuntimewincies Sat 05-Oct-13 12:16:45

Burn Bra After Reading

Chivetalking Sat 05-Oct-13 12:19:00

Epic Fail

Pacific Rimming

Lincoln Green

Bob Marley and Me
Snakes and Ladders on a Plane
Batman Begins Knitting
21 Grams of Flour

OTheHugeManatee Sat 05-Oct-13 12:21:55

Midnight Cowboy Builders

OTheHugeManatee Sat 05-Oct-13 12:22:48

It's A Wonderful Life Insurance

<really, truly off to clean the house now>

Worlds Fastest Indian Takeaway
Wee'd in her shoes
Fantastic Plus Four(s)

NoComet Sat 05-Oct-13 12:25:18

hitch hikers guide to the galaxy chocolate

You've got junk mail

The man with the golden glue gun

From Rusia with love hearts

Train spotting anorak

AnaisHendricks Sat 05-Oct-13 12:25:27

The Anti-social Network.

The Bridezilla of Frankenstein.

Gah! Got to pick DD up.

AnaisHendricks Sat 05-Oct-13 12:26:07

Missed the last few. Awesome grin

OTheHugeManatee Sat 05-Oct-13 12:26:46

<shuffles back in>

Life of Brian Blessed
Jurassic Car Park

BoiledEggandToastSoldiers Sat 05-Oct-13 12:29:00

Down and Out in Beverly - Hull

OTheHugeManatee Sat 05-Oct-13 12:30:18

JFK Airport
Hair Straighteners
Withnail and iPhone

maudpringle Sat 05-Oct-13 12:31:28

New Forrest Gump

OTheHugeManatee Sat 05-Oct-13 12:31:28

Rosemary's Baby Carrots

Chivetalking Sat 05-Oct-13 12:34:41

Robin Hoodie
Lock Jaws
The Last Samosa
Ladyboy and The Tramp

Chivetalking Sat 05-Oct-13 12:36:53

Monster Munch

blueberrycupcake Sat 05-Oct-13 12:40:59

You slept with me and Dupree

NoComet Sat 05-Oct-13 12:41:14

Bright Jone's homework diary

not finding memo

Men in black Speedos

Die-t another day

The secret garden centre

The sound of piped music

Fluffy Ted

Airplane Delayed

Licence to Kill Craneflies

No Ohuge staaaay! Yours are so funny!

OTheHugeManatee Sat 05-Oct-13 12:47:22

Muscle Mary Poppins

AnaisHendricks Sat 05-Oct-13 12:51:23

The Poundland that Time Forgot

oinktopus Sat 05-Oct-13 12:51:32

Trainspotting Annual
Schindler's Shopping List
Gandhi Breakdancing
The Night of the Hunter Gatherer
Life of Brian May
Night At The Jedward Museum
Trumpetface: The Elephant Man

OTheHugeManatee Sat 05-Oct-13 12:53:23

Pole Dances With Wolves

OTheHugeManatee Sat 05-Oct-13 12:55:31

Inset Days of Thunder

AnaisHendricks Sat 05-Oct-13 12:57:31

The Constant Lady- Gardener.

BabyStone Sat 05-Oct-13 13:03:39

The lion kings speech
2 films in 1 smile

ElephantsAndMiasmas Sat 05-Oct-13 13:03:59

Top Gun Dog

Full Brief Encounter

Ben Hur Hur

Contract Bridge on the River Kwai

caramelwaffle Sat 05-Oct-13 13:05:27

Enter the Dragon Butter

shobby Sat 05-Oct-13 13:06:09

Gone with the window cleaner.....?

Brillig Sat 05-Oct-13 13:06:47

Bob & Carol & Ted Rogers & Alice

The Orthopaedic Pillow-Book

The Installation Wizard of Oz

(All right, I'll get my coat grin)

MajesticWhine Sat 05-Oct-13 13:07:21

The Dot Matrix

caramelwaffle Sat 05-Oct-13 13:08:01

(apologies) hmmsmile

AnaisHendricks Sat 05-Oct-13 13:10:21

grin at Enter the Dragon Butter!

ElephantsAndMiasmas Sat 05-Oct-13 13:11:25

Man of Steel Wool

AnaisHendricks Sat 05-Oct-13 13:12:08

Friends with Benefits Sanctions.

fuzzpig Sat 05-Oct-13 13:15:22

Anais that is genius grin

And strangely enough I am now going offline to read some more of the Panopticon!

OTheHugeManatee Sat 05-Oct-13 13:22:52

The Burger King and I

oinktopus Sat 05-Oct-13 13:25:53

The Alan Wicker Man

OTheHugeManatee Sat 05-Oct-13 13:28:13

The Evil Dead Chicken

Wahla Sat 05-Oct-13 13:30:14

Illegal Alien V's Daily Mail Predator
Bridget Jones' Outlook Diary
Mars bar Attacks
Born free to a good home

caramelwaffle Sat 05-Oct-13 13:31:09

"...Daily Mail.." grin

ElephantsAndMiasmas Sat 05-Oct-13 13:31:23

My Life As A Dog Shit

ElephantsAndMiasmas Sat 05-Oct-13 13:31:50

The Clothes Horse Whisperer

ElephantsAndMiasmas Sat 05-Oct-13 13:32:32

Dude, Where's My Car Keys?

DropYourSword Sat 05-Oct-13 13:34:39

Bottled Beetlejuice

ElephantsAndMiasmas Sat 05-Oct-13 13:35:21

The Hunt for Red October Edition

Wahla Sat 05-Oct-13 13:35:38

One Parking Fine Day

DropYourSword Sat 05-Oct-13 13:38:09

Lilo and stitch up

AnaisHendricks Sat 05-Oct-13 13:39:02

Look Who's Talking Bollocks.

And the sequel.

Wahla Sat 05-Oct-13 13:39:16

Non-alcoholic Cocktail

Wahla Sat 05-Oct-13 13:40:11

Sleeping with the frenemy.

spanky2 Sat 05-Oct-13 13:47:17

grin

almapudden Sat 05-Oct-13 13:51:04

Jurassic Car Park

Breakfast at Poundland

caramelwaffle Sat 05-Oct-13 13:53:35

Thunderball ticket

caramelwaffle Sat 05-Oct-13 13:56:12

Singin' in the acid rain

MadBannersAndCopPorn Sat 05-Oct-13 13:59:47

Seven Pounds Heavier

upjacobscreekwithoutapaddle Sat 05-Oct-13 14:00:03

The A4 Notebook

OTheHugeManatee Sat 05-Oct-13 14:02:34

There's Something About Mary Berry

OTheHugeManatee Sat 05-Oct-13 14:05:07

Local Guitar Hero

MadBannersAndCopPorn Sat 05-Oct-13 14:10:48

Catch me if you can be arsed

Lioninthesun Sat 05-Oct-13 14:25:31

The Lady Jungle Book

Makemineamalibuandpineapple Sat 05-Oct-13 14:33:20

Pretty Ugly Woman

BabyStone Sat 05-Oct-13 14:34:50

Where's Wall-E

BabyStone Sat 05-Oct-13 14:43:40

American Beauty spot
From dusk til Dawn French
Singing in the purple rain
The light Switch

AnaisHendricks Sat 05-Oct-13 14:48:15

MadBannersAndCopPorn, DH and I were trying to think of one for Catch Me If You Can - that's ace grin

Lioninthesun Sat 05-Oct-13 14:51:56

Bumfluff Cocktail

maillotjaune Sat 05-Oct-13 14:52:44

Tina Turner and Hooch

Last Exit to Brooklyn Beckham

Graze8 Sat 05-Oct-13 14:56:01

Free Big Willy

Lioninthesun Sat 05-Oct-13 14:57:17

Flight Of The Navigator Penguin

BabyStone Sat 05-Oct-13 15:00:03

The Beach whale

SoleSource Sat 05-Oct-13 15:02:36

Howard's Big End.

DreamingofSummer Sat 05-Oct-13 15:02:37

Field of Bad Dreams
The Lion in Winter Clothing
Last Tango Can in Paris
Run Silent, Run Deep Throat

ScarerAndFuck Sat 05-Oct-13 15:05:10

Notting Benny Hill

Wood Pulp Fiction

Sliding Patio Doors

Curious George Osborne

ijustwanttobeme Sat 05-Oct-13 15:07:51

Schindler's to do list

ScarerAndFuck Sat 05-Oct-13 15:09:40

Priscilla Black Queen of the Desert - she would ruin anything grin

Lioninthesun Sat 05-Oct-13 15:15:26

The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe Spy-camera

phantomnamechanger Sat 05-Oct-13 15:16:20

Raiders of the lost carp ark

Oliver twist and Shout

The postnatal blues brothers

A funny thing happend on the way to the internet forum

fuzzpig Sat 05-Oct-13 15:16:54

<snort> at carp ark

ScarerAndFuck Sat 05-Oct-13 15:21:37

Nightmare on Dutch Elm Disease Street

Philadelphia Cheese Spread

Happy Dave Gilmore

You've Got Daily Mail

Samantha Brick Lane

tethersend Sat 05-Oct-13 15:23:05

Apocalypse Now Then.

BabyStone Sat 05-Oct-13 15:23:45

James Bondi beach
Enemy of The Empire state building

OTheHugeManatee Sat 05-Oct-13 15:25:09

A Christmas Carol Vorderman

tethersend Sat 05-Oct-13 15:25:56

Senior Citizen Kane

OTheHugeManatee Sat 05-Oct-13 15:26:39

How To Train Your Dragon Butter

OTheHugeManatee Sat 05-Oct-13 15:27:34

My Fair Lady Garden

tethersend Sat 05-Oct-13 15:29:05

Big Ben-Hur

tethersend Sat 05-Oct-13 15:29:34

West Sideboard Story

OTheHugeManatee Sat 05-Oct-13 15:30:19

Date Night Of The Living Dead

OTheHugeManatee Sat 05-Oct-13 15:31:13

Winnie The Pooh Troll

Mefisto Sat 05-Oct-13 15:31:33

Bring me the head gardener of Alfredo Garcia.

ScarerAndFuck Sat 05-Oct-13 15:33:10

Chicago Town Pizza

City Rain Slickers

Close Encounters of the Third Kind-er Egg

The Colour of Money Spiders

Dead Poets Building Society

The Dirty Dozen Eggs

Benefits Fiddler on the Roof

For Whom The Door Bell Tolls

Cosmo Kramer vs Kramer

Mirage Sat 05-Oct-13 15:33:43

The taking of Peckham 123
Pantasia
Ryvita,Sue and Bob too

maillotjaune Sat 05-Oct-13 15:33:49

The Thin Red Line Dancer

Jam Jarhead

Traffic warden

ScarerAndFuck Sat 05-Oct-13 15:33:58

tethers I think Apocalypse Now Then is my favourite grin

tethersend Sat 05-Oct-13 15:35:45

It's a Wonderful Shelf Life

Lioninthesun Sat 05-Oct-13 15:36:42

Saving The Privates of Ryan

KurriKurri Sat 05-Oct-13 15:37:26

Marathon Man Flu

Pope Gregory's Girl

You've Got Junk Mail

Ben-Hur-maphrodite

The French Connection Sale

The Unemployed Graduate

Opinionated Taxi Driver

tethersend Sat 05-Oct-13 15:37:54

Jimmy Savile's little known Vietnam period grin

RaisingArizona Sat 05-Oct-13 15:38:26

Diet Hard
The Thin Red Lino
Raiders of the Lost Arse
Who Roast Roger Rabbit
The Philladelphia Cheese Story
The Bournville Ultimatum
The Texas Chain Store Massacre
Dirty Prince Harry
The Fridge on the River Kwai
Withnail Extentions And I

Lioninthesun Sat 05-Oct-13 15:38:29

Crocodile Dundee Cake

LazyScare Sat 05-Oct-13 15:42:50

Final Destination Closed
for refurbishment, please use replacement bus service

From Dusk till Dawn Falls Asleep

Superman Returns to Milton Keynes

ScarerAndFuck Sat 05-Oct-13 15:44:44

Love Short Story

No Man's Pound Land

Raging PMT Bull

Million Dollar Baby Sitter

The Way We Were Not

Paper Cut Moon

A Back Passage To India

Monsters Inc Well

The Prime Rib of Miss Jean Brodie

Mutiny on the Bounty Bar

A Room with a Terrible View

To Kill a Mocking Bird Table

ScarerAndFuck Sat 05-Oct-13 15:46:10

Tethers I was imagining it in a Wallace and Gromit voice. grin

"Apocalypse now then Gromit, more cheese?"

Everhopeful Sat 05-Oct-13 15:49:12

I am loving these!

How about "Flash Garden" - he zaps your garden sorted

Or a sequel "Hancock Sleeps" - hours listening to his super-snores

RaisingArizona Sat 05-Oct-13 15:53:44

Dr No Appointments

CeliaFate Sat 05-Oct-13 16:05:00

Goldfish Finger

TheFutureMrsB Sat 05-Oct-13 16:05:20

Charlie and the knickers factory

TheFutureMrsB Sat 05-Oct-13 16:06:48

Sweet dreams on Elm Street

headinhands Sat 05-Oct-13 16:09:44

Finding Nematodes - the horror of a 2 year old with an itchy bum at 1 am

ScarerAndFuck Sat 05-Oct-13 16:13:53

Footloose Women

caramelwaffle Sat 05-Oct-13 16:14:18

Epping Forrest Gump

caramelwaffle Sat 05-Oct-13 16:15:13

Psycho babble

CharlotteBronteSaurus Sat 05-Oct-13 16:22:23

Sheffield United 93
The Man Who Would Be Burger King
Batman Begins Knitting
This is Spinal Tap Dancing

Breaking Bad Santa

ijustwanttobeme Sat 05-Oct-13 16:25:33

gone with the wind-eze

the shawshank voucher redemption

harry potter and the sharon stone
harry potter and the gob of fire ( ok, so I cheated)
harry potter and the deathly marshmallows

Shallow Fried Hal

ArmyDad Sat 05-Oct-13 16:33:23

(Th)Rush

BrigitBigKnickers Sat 05-Oct-13 16:35:37

Granny Torino

The good the bad and the ugly bug

Sweeny Toddler

Twelve Angry men in Tights

The silence of the Lamb shank

Resevoir hot dogs

The ring sting (two in one there!)

Good Will Hunting Trophy

Black Swan Vesta

Rainmac man

The Gold Bum Rush

Spirael Sat 05-Oct-13 16:40:45

The Second Last Airbender

Calamity Adverse Jane

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Boom

The Nightmare Shop Before Christmas

Minus 101 Dalmations

The Wizard of Oz-mosis

The Fox Glove and Hound

Watership Down Under

Hook-er

Sky Captain and the World News of Tomorrow

The Italian Job Hunt

The Avengers Assemble Ikea

There Will Be No Blood

tethersend Sat 05-Oct-13 16:51:14

Clapham North by Northwest

tethersend Sat 05-Oct-13 16:53:52

The Magnificent Seven Eleven

banishkipper Sat 05-Oct-13 16:56:27

Abigail's Anne Summers Party

Brief gusset encounter

Cleg-nuts in May

TheNaughtySausage Sat 05-Oct-13 17:11:05

The Two Chicken Fillet Towers Burgers

The Return of The Kingsize Bed

Blazing Saddles of Lamb

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stoned Out of His Mind

Babysitters Club Sandwich
Nanny McPhee and the big bang theory

Mutiny on the Bounty Lady grin

It isn't a Wonderful Life

Crocodile Dundee cake

ExasperatedSigh Sat 05-Oct-13 17:25:39

Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead Goodlooking
Eddie The Eagle Has Landed
Napoleon Seeks Dynamite
Crap Shag
Winter's Broken Bone
Evil Dead III: Salvation Army Of Darkness

OhTheHugeManatee you are on fire on this thread grin

ProfondoRosso Sat 05-Oct-13 17:26:13

Ha ha! We're a bunch of geniuses!

Driving Miss Daisy Mental
The Spirit of 45 year-olds
Tangled Pubes
Cathy Don't Come Home
The Hairy Hand that Rocks the Cradle
The Craft Fair

DevonCiderPunk Sat 05-Oct-13 17:27:03

Dr No Thanks

ProfondoRosso Sat 05-Oct-13 17:28:37

Roman 18-30 Holiday
Fried Breakfast at Tiffany's

DevonCiderPunk Sat 05-Oct-13 17:29:16

The English are Patient

SaucyJack Sat 05-Oct-13 17:33:27

Job Interview With The Vampire
The Mud Wrestler
The Bulimic Purge
Loan Shark Tale

SaucyJack Sat 05-Oct-13 17:37:27

Octomom's pussy

(sorry)

ExasperatedSigh Sat 05-Oct-13 17:42:00

The Glory Hole
Low Speed

ArtisanLentilWeaver Sat 05-Oct-13 17:44:59

Trainspotting Geeks

Hellraiser Grandad

Goldfinger mittens

AnaisHendricks Sat 05-Oct-13 17:46:09

Mutiny on the Bounty Lady, ha ha haha!

AnaisHendricks Sat 05-Oct-13 17:46:52

Sorry , meant to thank NaughtySausage for that one grin

ExasperatedSigh Sat 05-Oct-13 17:49:23

Talk To Her Arse
Bad Education Secretary
The World's Bell End
An Annoying American Werewolf In London

Epic fail

It's a squashed bug's life

caramelwaffle Sat 05-Oct-13 17:59:01

Se7en Up

Saving private Ryan's hamster
Sex toy story
The bum grapes of wrath
The king's speech less

TombOfMummyBeerest Sat 05-Oct-13 18:03:33

These are all hilarious!

Best I can think of is Desperately Seeking Susan Boyle. Weak sauce.

BoffinMum Sat 05-Oct-13 18:16:20

The Spy Who Loved Me Backwards
Dr No Chance
Wiping Goldfinger
I am not Spartacus

Wahla Sat 05-Oct-13 18:18:54

Rubber Snakes on a Plane
Paranormal Activity Centre
10 Things I Hate about Youtube

BoffinMum Sat 05-Oct-13 18:19:48

Raiders of the Lost Ferret
The Ferret who loved me
GoldFerret
300 Ferrets
The Hunger Ferrets
Monty Python and the Holy Ferret
The Life of Brian's Ferret

Men in the black

Men in black panties

SpottyDottie Sat 05-Oct-13 18:25:00

Gran Dad Torino
The Damp Busters
Always shite
Howards Bell End
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Rack

The big blue waffle

AnaisHendricks Sat 05-Oct-13 18:29:06

I think my favourite so far has to be Enter the Dragon Butter, closely followed by Look Who's Talking Bollocks because it was from DH and made me burst out laughing in Sainsburys.

Land of the lost socks

Starship super troopers

caramelwaffle Sat 05-Oct-13 18:41:54

Se7en Up

caramelwaffle Sat 05-Oct-13 18:42:54

Heat magazine

Kelly's heroes tin

Cremolafoam Sat 05-Oct-13 18:46:18

Blue Viscose
101 Damnations
The English Paycut

The fellowship of the cock ring

OTheHugeManatee Sat 05-Oct-13 18:50:38

Howards Bell End

OTheHugeManatee Sat 05-Oct-13 18:51:25

Dangerous School Liaisons

OTheHugeManatee Sat 05-Oct-13 18:52:40

The Girl With The Dragon Butter Tattoo

itstooearly Sat 05-Oct-13 18:53:45

Thelma and Louise Die

AnaisHendricks Sat 05-Oct-13 18:56:19

I really shouldn't be surprised that OTheHugeManatee is giving me so many laughs with such a funny user-name grin

SaucyJack Sat 05-Oct-13 18:58:43

Catch Me -Asles If You Can
Goodfellas Pizza
Saturday Night Rheumatic Fever
The Good, The Bad And The Ugly Children
The Shining Forehead

OrchidLass Sat 05-Oct-13 19:00:55

Some Like It Up The Arse.

OTheHugeManatee Sat 05-Oct-13 19:05:32

grin

Roman Holiday Insurance

Nancy66 Sat 05-Oct-13 19:06:31

The Sound of No Music

You've not got Mail

Scarface cream

OTheHugeManatee Sat 05-Oct-13 19:06:41

Midnight In Paris Hilton

OTheHugeManatee Sat 05-Oct-13 19:07:26

The Iron Lady Garden

Nancy66 Sat 05-Oct-13 19:08:44

Argo(s)

OTheHugeManatee Sat 05-Oct-13 19:08:55

Les Misérables Gits

(should that be Gîtes?)

caramelwaffle Sat 05-Oct-13 19:10:22

Network Rail

Nancy66 Sat 05-Oct-13 19:11:02

The Bourn vita supremacy

farrowandbawl Sat 05-Oct-13 19:11:33

The Soddit

Up (yours)

Fuck/off

The good, the bad and the naughty step

Dances with woelf fleeces

Diary of a wimpy burger

ladymontdore Sat 05-Oct-13 19:12:33

Ding-Dong King Kong
Three Kings of the Orient are we
The English out-patient
Murder on the Orient Express Checkout
Hound's tooth check of the Baskervilles

caramelwaffle Sat 05-Oct-13 19:12:50

Stand by Me ol' mucker

AintNobodyGotTimeFurThat Sat 05-Oct-13 19:14:13

Scary Toy Story
The Rude Interrupters
Deliver Us From Evil Cooking
Afghan Porn Star

ladymontdore Sat 05-Oct-13 19:14:53

Mary Popped

The Two Tower Burgers
Video Pirates of the Caribbean
Spider-Eatin- Man
Super Smelly Man
300 Jellybeans

BabyStone Sat 05-Oct-13 19:18:59

Hurt gym locker

Man of Steel Wool

Honey I've shrunk the kids' socks.

BabyStone Sat 05-Oct-13 19:34:14

Lord of the Rings and watches
Crash dummy
Moulin Cafe rouge
Liar Liar pants on fire
Romeo and Juliet must die. (2 in 1)

farrowandbawl Sat 05-Oct-13 19:37:05

k-19 the window maker

NicholasTeakozy Sat 05-Oct-13 19:38:25

I dream of Jean Genie.

Bi-Curious George.

motherinferior Sat 05-Oct-13 19:41:51

The King and I Spy

Brokeback Mountain Ponies

The Meter Reader

Indiana Jones and the Receding Temple of Doom

Marley And Me Spliff

The Fisher Price Piano

BabyStone Sat 05-Oct-13 19:46:18

Pulp science fiction
The 40 year old virgin Mary

farrowandbawl Sat 05-Oct-13 19:49:14

Beverly Hills Crop top

Tango and cashback

Snakes on a biplane

The Fox and the Pound

The Social knitting network

banishkipper Sat 05-Oct-13 19:54:09

Homeward and egg-bound

BoffinMum Sat 05-Oct-13 19:55:19

The French Lieutenant's Women Pants

motherinferior Sat 05-Oct-13 19:55:58

Abigail's Party Poopers

motherinferior Sat 05-Oct-13 19:58:01

DD2 suggests Monsters Inc Pen

openerofjars Sat 05-Oct-13 19:58:19

Dr Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Betty Blue Rinse (or, if you prefer, Waffle)

Nasty Rash-omon

The Crow's Feet

The Lost PC World

A Christmas Carol Vorderman or, even worse,

A Muppets' Christmas Carol Vorderman

The Way Back to Rotherham

Somali Pirates of the Caribbean (so a bit lost, then)

The Grey Pube

The Cable Knit Guy

Guys and Blowup Dolls

tethersend Sat 05-Oct-13 20:00:22

The Business Studies Graduate

motherinferior Sat 05-Oct-13 20:00:56

DD1 says Charlotte's Web Site

waxlyrical Sat 05-Oct-13 20:02:44

Uk Independence Day party
Panic room makeover
Peskyfall
Lord of the gas rings

motherinferior Sat 05-Oct-13 20:07:14

Hollywood Star Wars

Music Stand By Me

Who Framed Roger Rabbit's Picture

motherinferior Sat 05-Oct-13 20:11:28

Drag King Kong

Guys and Dolls Houses

ClaudetteWyms Sat 05-Oct-13 20:18:38

LA Confidential Meeting
The Texas Chainsaw Hire Shop
X-ray Men
Blue Jasmine Tea

WhirlyByrd Sat 05-Oct-13 20:22:44

The Not Very Long Engagement

No love Actually

All about my Mother-in-law

Dawes Kingpin

Olympus Camera has Fallen

Stealing Beauty Products

AnaisHendricks Sat 05-Oct-13 20:23:00

Your DC are very inventive, motherinferior grin

Mine didn't have a clue!

banishkipper Sat 05-Oct-13 20:25:07

Jurassic retail park

banishkipper Sat 05-Oct-13 20:26:10

The Breakfast Swingers Club

ArrowofApollo Sat 05-Oct-13 20:27:22

The Cube of Poo (okay that was 2 extra words!)
The Missing Socks
Falling Down Pants
Bridezilla of Frankenstein
Kill Bill Bailey

caramelwaffle Sat 05-Oct-13 20:29:48

Twelve Monkeys spanking

quietbatperson Sat 05-Oct-13 20:32:45

Massively stolen from Twitter:

The Matrix Reloaded

KatyPutTheCuttleOn Sat 05-Oct-13 20:38:12

Jelly Alien

openerofjars Sat 05-Oct-13 20:54:35

Really Grosse Pointe Bank

ChairmanWow Sat 05-Oct-13 20:54:51

Every Which Way But Loose Women
Raging Bullshit
Bonnie and Clydebank
The Good, the Bad and Ugly Duckling

openerofjars Sat 05-Oct-13 20:55:06

Oh balls, Blank, even. Fucking brandy.

ChairmanWow Sat 05-Oct-13 20:55:31

Crocodile Dundee Utd

SomeKindOfDeliciousBiscuit Sat 05-Oct-13 20:58:51

V for Vienetta
Aberdeen Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging
The Princess Day Bride
(I swear I've never seen those last two)
Trousers Falling Down
Arabicas pulp fiction

SomeKindOfDeliciousBiscuit Sat 05-Oct-13 21:01:45

Interview with the vampire squid
(Thanks Octonauts)

openerofjars Sat 05-Oct-13 21:04:30

Contact Lens

Dune Buggy

DH says The House Trained Bunny. <shrugs>

Card-only Phone Booth

caramelwaffle Sat 05-Oct-13 21:05:40

Freaky dress down Friday

caramelwaffle Sat 05-Oct-13 21:09:04

300 £pounds please

KatyPutTheCuttleOn Sat 05-Oct-13 21:11:03

50 shades of grey gunge

caramelwaffle Sat 05-Oct-13 21:11:03

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? I am

monkey9237 Sat 05-Oct-13 21:11:15

How To Train Your Dragon Butter

caramelwaffle Sat 05-Oct-13 21:13:08

3.10 to Yuma is cancelled

openerofjars Sat 05-Oct-13 21:15:53

The Furniture Village

Help, I'm a Fish Cake

Pete's Dragon Butter

pressingbuttons Sat 05-Oct-13 21:21:26

Mary Poppin pills....

RobinSparkles Sat 05-Oct-13 21:29:39

The Dark Knight's Bread Rises.

The Wicket Basket Man

RobinSparkles Sat 05-Oct-13 21:31:44

The Drag Queen
The Ironing Lady

NonnoMum Sat 05-Oct-13 21:31:50

Might have been done... but...

Batman Returns His Library Books.

Batman and Robin Cuddle.

Howard's Bell End (sorry blush)

RobinSparkles Sat 05-Oct-13 21:35:03

Mary Poppin to the shops.

RobinSparkles Sat 05-Oct-13 21:36:47

Shitty Shitty Gang Bang

Sorry, I'm totally breaking the rules but I couldn't resist!

DP's contribution- Mary Poppin-g pills.

NonnoMum Sat 05-Oct-13 21:41:57

Dh's contributions:

All About Eve's Pudding
The Fly Swat

NonnoMum Sat 05-Oct-13 21:42:20

Steve Coogan's Bluff

Also don't know if it's been said - Universal Remote Soldier.

There will be blood donor-forms

Pitch Jack Black

Lake Placid(o) Domingo

Bun Fight Club

NonnoMum Sat 05-Oct-13 21:45:28

Saturday Night Swine Fever

NonnoMum Sat 05-Oct-13 21:46:07

Shakespeare in Love Actually

or, if you are from Brighton...

Shakespeare in Hove Actually

I have DP telling me off now, both were his contributions, I'm not witty enough to come up with these kinds of things blush

Around the world in 80 parent and child bays

NonnoMum Sat 05-Oct-13 21:46:38

Ocean Eleven's Pipers Piping

Nonno grin

RealAleandOpenFires Sat 05-Oct-13 21:47:03

Jurrasic Park-ing zone (only).
The Tale of Two rundown City centres.
Martin Nuzzled-bits.
The Great Little Whore House on the Texas Praire.
Seven mail order Brides for Seven brothers.
300 spar shops.
Little Dorrit Columns.
The Little Old Curiosity Shop of Horrors.

(sorry, If I've used more than one word)

NonnoMum Sat 05-Oct-13 21:47:28

Fantastic Four Skin

Food Fight Club

Bumblebee333 Sat 05-Oct-13 21:52:23

american pie chart

Bum love actually
Bob Marley and me
And not a film but ... breaking Bad wind

wanderings Sat 05-Oct-13 22:02:03

Miss Harry Potter

TheNaughtySausage Sat 05-Oct-13 22:05:12

Chariots of Fireworks

Das Boot Polish

The Voyage of The Dawn French Treader

Mad Max Clifford

Jean de Florette of Broccoli

Quantum Physics of Solace

All Quiet on the Western Front Bottom

Apocalypse Not Now

Shakespeare in Love Handles

The Da Vinci Alarm Code

Dr No Parking

Breaking Dawn French

The Good The Bad and The Ugly Duckling

Gone Fishing With The Wind

Night at the Shit Museum

A Christmas Carol Vorderman

Romancing the Stonemason

The Mummy Mummy

The Italian Hand Job

Independence Daycare

The British Empire Strikes Back

openerofjars Sat 05-Oct-13 22:08:04

<hangs up hat>

Chocolat starfish

elQuintoConyo Sat 05-Oct-13 22:12:05

The Lion, The Witch and The Capsule Wardrobe

Flash Gordon Brown

STF Up

What to Expect When You're Expecting a Blowjob

Breaking the Waves and Other Toddler Antics

Annie Get Your Top Gun (double whammy!)

Black Hawk Down - White Hawk Up: A Brief History of KKK sad

Point Breakfast

The Staking of Pelham 123 (the Buffy version)

Dude, Where's My Carcass (for Hallowe'en)

Things to Do in Denver When You're Debbie (who'd already done Dallas and was heading north)

Piles of the Caribbean

The Fly Spray

headinhands Sat 05-Oct-13 22:12:57

Lols @ 'help I'm a fish cake'

The wizard of lbs and oz

BOF Sat 05-Oct-13 22:21:30

Harry Potter And The Sorceror's Apprentice.

BOF Sat 05-Oct-13 22:22:21

Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Commerce

Sex toy story

BOF Sat 05-Oct-13 22:28:02

Roadkill Bill

ETC <scrapes barrel>

openerofjars Sat 05-Oct-13 22:32:10

The Importance of Being Ernest Shackleton (v important if you are Ernest Shackleton, no?)

Slap Her, She's French Dressing

All About My Mother InLaw

Really Thor

RealAleandOpenFires Sat 05-Oct-13 22:38:20

Taking of Capricorn 123.
The Andromeda tea strainer.
Shallow gene-pool Hal.
The Waterbed Babies.
Irony/Ironic Man.
Transgendered X-men.
The Draughtman's Zero Hours Contract.
Condom man.

elQuintoConyo Sat 05-Oct-13 22:40:38

Close Encounters of the Third Kinder Egg

Apocalypse Cow

Mullholland Drive-thru

A Clockwork Orangery

Needle Pointe Blank

Forrest Trump

Trouser Snakes on a Plane

Gladiata-sandwich hmm

The Knife of Pi(e)

Frankie and Rubber Johnnies

North by Northwest - ah bollocks, just Googlemap it!

Brush hour

Blazing Saddlebags

Gosford Pork

Bridget Jones' Dairy

Sporkies

Grapes of Wrath of Khan

This Is Scotland

AnaisHendricks Sat 05-Oct-13 22:40:44

"Chamber of Commerce" grin

Similar to my banal, "A Probation Officer and a Gentleman"

Romantic!

OTheHugeManatee Sat 05-Oct-13 23:06:19

Proper lol at Trouser Snakes on a Plane and Apocalypse Not Now grin

RealAleandOpenFires Sat 05-Oct-13 23:08:12

Rosebuddleia.
Monty Python's:- Cameltoe.
Charlotte's Wunderweb.
Planes, Trains & Automobiles playsets.
Ups-a-Daisy Pompeii

bunchoffives Sat 05-Oct-13 23:09:20

Django Bells

Mamma Leer

Ava tart

ArtemisCake Sat 05-Oct-13 23:09:51

Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon Butter

caramelwaffle Sat 05-Oct-13 23:11:49

I am still chuckling at, Finding Nemo Dead

ExasperatedSigh Sat 05-Oct-13 23:27:09

National Lampoon's Small Animal House

ExasperatedSigh Sat 05-Oct-13 23:29:32

The Wendy House of Sand and Fog

ExasperatedSigh Sat 05-Oct-13 23:32:07

The Ninth Garden Gate

ExasperatedSigh Sat 05-Oct-13 23:33:36

Chain Letter to Brezhnev

ODearMe Sat 05-Oct-13 23:35:50

Peter bed pan

RealAleandOpenFires Sat 05-Oct-13 23:55:11

Metropolis & District (tube line).
Judged Dreddful (or Judge Awful).
Withnail & Hammer.
Bridezilla.
Solaris Suncream.
The Last Emperor Pengiun.
The last Satsuma.
The Dragon Butter Riders of Pern.
A Midsummer Night's Wet Dream/A Midsummer Night's Dream Murders.

Wahla Sun 06-Oct-13 01:02:11

Atos Interview with a Vampire
The Bone China Collector
Mission Impossible (ish)

SuperMuddle Sun 06-Oct-13 01:22:23

Month Python's The Meaning of Thug Life
Grease Stain
Oliver Does The Twist

queenbitchapparently Sun 06-Oct-13 07:21:12

The end of the tax affair
50 quick first dates
Never been kissed again
Chocolate fountain
I robot maximus
Herpes outbreak
Hotfuzz wax
Shane of the dead battery
About time cunt
Pizza hunger games

RealAleandOpenFires Sun 06-Oct-13 07:25:18

The Italian Hand Job.

FuzzLightbeard Sun 06-Oct-13 07:48:40

The Cross Mummy angry

The Mummy Returns From Tesco

FuzzLightbeard Sun 06-Oct-13 07:56:43

Sausage Role Models

Superbad Farts

FuzzLightbeard Sun 06-Oct-13 08:08:35

Wreck It Ralph Fiennes

I Am Fireman Sam

ICameOnTheJitney Sun 06-Oct-13 08:09:02

Fat Taxi Driver

ICameOnTheJitney Sun 06-Oct-13 08:09:23

Midnight Garden Cowboy

ExasperatedSigh Sun 06-Oct-13 08:15:27

Stop Squabbling Or My Mom Will Shoot

ExasperatedSigh Sun 06-Oct-13 08:16:18

20,000 Football Leagues Under The Sea

FuzzLightbeard Sun 06-Oct-13 08:16:40

Pretty In Pink Polyester Knickers
Lady Chatterly's Dog Lover

Well haven't you all been busy?!

I Am Fireman Sam grin excellent work everyone!

FuzzLightbeard Sun 06-Oct-13 08:21:00

Gah, I can't stop!

The Towering Disco Inferno grin

Haha love that!

FuzzLightbeard Sun 06-Oct-13 08:34:43

Wayne's World of Leather

ChairmanWow Sun 06-Oct-13 09:12:52

Monsters University Challenge

rosyryan Sun 06-Oct-13 09:17:04

When Harry Potter met Sally

rosyryan Sun 06-Oct-13 09:17:24

Taken Short

rosyryan Sun 06-Oct-13 09:17:51

Itchy Snatch

caramelwaffle Sun 06-Oct-13 09:18:39

Aladdin Aladout

shrinkingnora Sun 06-Oct-13 09:20:43

It's a Wonderful Shelf Life

caramelwaffle Sun 06-Oct-13 09:25:11

Cool Hand Luke Goss

caramelwaffle Sun 06-Oct-13 09:26:07

Dead Calm like

shrinkingnora Sun 06-Oct-13 09:26:37

Bring me the Headmaster of Alfredo Garcia

shrinkingnora Sun 06-Oct-13 09:27:32

The Princess Bridezilla

caramelwaffle Sun 06-Oct-13 09:27:58

Faces nightclub

shrinkingnora Sun 06-Oct-13 09:28:07

Despicable me time

shrinkingnora Sun 06-Oct-13 09:31:11

Jailhouse Rock Cake

shrinkingnora Sun 06-Oct-13 09:34:49

I did RTFT but missed that some of mine were done before blush

caramelwaffle Sun 06-Oct-13 09:35:36

M*A*S*H get S*M*A*S*H

caramelwaffle Sun 06-Oct-13 09:44:52

A Streetcar named Desire Tiffany Miranda-Mae

FuzzLightbeard Sun 06-Oct-13 09:57:55

Avon Lady In The Water
Children Of Mr Men

2tiredtocare Sun 06-Oct-13 10:05:30

Dances without wolves

FuzzLightbeard Sun 06-Oct-13 10:07:45

Lady Garden State

tethersend Sun 06-Oct-13 10:08:09

The Deer Hunter Wellies

OTheHugeManatee Sun 06-Oct-13 10:09:59

Back Passage to India

OTheHugeManatee Sun 06-Oct-13 10:12:51

Thelma and Louise Mensch

OTheHugeManatee Sun 06-Oct-13 10:14:41

Interview with an Emotional Vampire

OTheHugeManatee Sun 06-Oct-13 10:15:09

King Arthur Scargill

Merguez Sun 06-Oct-13 10:20:09

Yellow Submarine Sandwich

The Hand that Rocks the Cradle Cap

Dr. No Thankyou

Goldeneye ointment

ExasperatedSigh Sun 06-Oct-13 10:31:31

Man On Fireman

Chivetalking Sun 06-Oct-13 10:47:33

The Piss Artist
What's Eating Gilbert's Plums
2001: A Space-making Odyssey
Jason and The Argosnauts
Yentl Weaving

headinhands Sun 06-Oct-13 10:48:28

despicable me time ha!

Chivetalking Sun 06-Oct-13 10:54:31

Fantastic Mr Fox Sake
Naice Hamlet
Kes Who
Lawrence Of Labia

BabyStone Sun 06-Oct-13 11:11:03

Toys R us story

Shaky Sun 06-Oct-13 11:22:37

101 Deletions

The Lady and The Cramp

OldRoan Sun 06-Oct-13 11:46:54

Of mice and gingerbread men

Only skimmed thread, sorry if anyone else had it.

elQuintoConyo Sun 06-Oct-13 11:55:08

PS: I Love Poole

50 First Sultanas

Small-E (the Sesame Street drug party)

The Costco Boys

It's a Wonderful Knife

Face/Ache

Betty Bluestocking

Get Him to the Geek Convention

Foxy Loxy and Two Smoking Barrells

The Fantastic Foreplay

I Am Legless

Fear and Loathing in Milton Keynes

Elf and Safety

Some Like it Up 'em (obscure Dad's Army reference, sorry!)

Jeff Bridges of Maddison County

Children of Mensa

Last Exit to Hull grin for your Yoni massage!

How to Shave Your Dragon

Shaky Sun 06-Oct-13 12:00:26

Ghost Dusters

fussychica Sun 06-Oct-13 12:11:41

Can I take a word away? Makes them all seem so boring.
My Big Fat Greek
12 Men
Lock, Stock & Barrel

DropYourSword Sun 06-Oct-13 12:26:01

A fish finger called Wanda
Addams Family questionable values
Groundhog hunting day
My cousin killed vinny
Bruce Almighty mistake

DropYourSword Sun 06-Oct-13 12:26:29

Shaun of the dead bolt

Merguez Sun 06-Oct-13 12:30:31

Harry Potter and the Chamber Pot of Secrets

Casino Royale with Cheese

Thunderballsache

MangoTiramisu Sun 06-Oct-13 12:33:39

James and the Giant Peach Melba

SoleSource Sun 06-Oct-13 12:38:32

Chitty up the shitter bang bang

SoleSource Sun 06-Oct-13 12:38:54

Sbow is White

peanutMD Sun 06-Oct-13 12:42:38

The "Blackpool" Rock

Men In Black "Tights"

From Dusk 'til Dawn "French"

peanutMD Sun 06-Oct-13 12:43:59

"Sex" toy story

Merguez Sun 06-Oct-13 13:02:47

The Man with the Golden Gundog

mouldyironingboard Sun 06-Oct-13 13:03:25

Fifty shades of grey hair

Incontinance brief encounter

Battle of the trouser bulge

Merguez Sun 06-Oct-13 13:05:25

Mother's Pride and Prejudice

Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skullcap

Merguez Sun 06-Oct-13 13:09:03

The Thin Blue Panty Line

cakeymakey Sun 06-Oct-13 13:10:33

Fried Breakfast at Tiffanys

FuzzLightbeard Sun 06-Oct-13 13:43:03

The Color Purple Ronnie

FuzzLightbeard Sun 06-Oct-13 13:45:42

Wyatt B-Earp

OTheHugeManatee Sun 06-Oct-13 13:53:58

The Dental Dambusters

OTheHugeManatee Sun 06-Oct-13 13:54:36

The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly Haircut

OTheHugeManatee Sun 06-Oct-13 13:54:57

Kill Gas Bill

The Magnificent Seven Cupcakes
The Dark (K)night light
Star Bar Wars
Robin Pushchair Hood

The Spy Who Loved Me Hoovering

Men in Black Stockings

Merguez Sun 06-Oct-13 14:40:29

Jurassic Park 'n' Ride

CeliaFate Sun 06-Oct-13 14:56:00

I am John Legend.

CeliaFate Sun 06-Oct-13 14:56:34

The Man with Two Brains Faggots.

LeoandBoosmum Sun 06-Oct-13 14:57:11

Days of Thunder Thighs grin

LeoandBoosmum Sun 06-Oct-13 14:59:37

Men in Black Leather Lederhosen

CeliaFate Sun 06-Oct-13 15:00:27

Alien Immigrants
John Wayne's World
Ferris Bueller's Saturday Off
Dirty Pensioner Dancing

LeoandBoosmum Sun 06-Oct-13 15:05:36

While You Were Sleeping That Dreadful Hangover Off

When Harry Met Sally Bercow

Cloudy with a Chance of Ed Balls

LeoandBoosmum Sun 06-Oct-13 15:13:43

My Fair Lady Parts

CeliaFate Sun 06-Oct-13 15:19:40

Engine Grease

FuzzLightbeard Sun 06-Oct-13 15:22:18

Rise Of The Guardians Readers

mignonette Sun 06-Oct-13 15:25:27

'Blow' job

Driving Miss Daisy Mad

'Big' dick

I'll Have A 'Sherry, Baby'

Thelma and Sharon

'Eat, Pray You Don't Get Fat'

headinhands Sun 06-Oct-13 15:29:48

Loved Jurassic Park 'n' ride

FuzzLightbeard Sun 06-Oct-13 15:34:17

Inspired by the high street:

Fat Face/ Off
Home Base Alone

FuzzLightbeard Sun 06-Oct-13 15:36:07

28 Days Later- No Refunds

elQuintoConyo Sun 06-Oct-13 15:44:52

The Dark Nightie Rises
Bored of the Rings
Silence of the Yams
The Postman Always Knocks You Up
The Legend of Bugaboo (Bagger Vance)

I realise that if I have to explain it, I kill it!

BabyStone Sun 06-Oct-13 15:54:06

Play "Date Night"
"Deep Blue sea" bass
"Deathproof" Mascara
The persuit of unhappiness
The Exorcist's packed lunch
Black Hawk Down Under
Brave Heart attack

ScarerAndFuck Sun 06-Oct-13 16:17:14

The Lady and The Tramp Stamp

Over the Hedge Fund
Epping Forrest Gump
Out of Season-ing
Snow White and the Seven Dwarf Conifers

CeliaFate Sun 06-Oct-13 16:29:25

The Sixth Form Sense
The Good The Bad and The Ugly Betty
Orange Pulp Fiction
The Long Good TGI Friday

Saving Private Ryan a Seat

complexnumber Sun 06-Oct-13 16:32:41

The Sound of I-Pod Music

complexnumber Sun 06-Oct-13 16:34:19

The Italian Jobbie

CeliaFate Sun 06-Oct-13 16:39:41

The Sound of Next Door's Music.
The Shining Torch.

Merguez Sun 06-Oct-13 16:42:22

Break Dances with Wolves

Twerking Girl

complexnumber Sun 06-Oct-13 17:06:10

Not exactly in tune with the rest of the thread, but I do remember being outraged, aged about 7, to discover that the 2+ hour film that was to be shown on the telly was in fact 'Khartoum' starring Charlton Heston, Laurence Olivier, Richard Johnson and Ralph Richardson.

And not a massive Cartoon festival starring Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tweety and Sylvester.

BabyStone Sun 06-Oct-13 17:16:45

Iron bru Man
Bed and Breakfast at Tiffany's (probably be done!)
Continental Breakfast at Tiffany's
Cocktail dress
Ava tar Mac
Confessions of a Teenage Drag Queen (ok, technically I changed a word)

Sky dish fall

complexnumber Sun 06-Oct-13 18:01:14

Continuing Babystone's theme:

All day breakfast at Tiffany's

RealAleandOpenFires Sun 06-Oct-13 18:46:36

Space toe jam.
Space Balls up.
The Black Hole of Calcutta.
My Work-Fair Lady.
Gone with the Windows 8.
Quadrophenia suround sound.
The Time's up Machine.

BabyStone Sun 06-Oct-13 18:57:59

Beauty and The Beast-y Boys
Van Wilder sex party liaison

Apocalypse Now Magazine
A Clockwork Terry's Orange
Goodbye, Mr Chipsticks
Who framed Roger Moore's Rabbit?
Midnight Pharmacy Cowboy
My Fair Lady Shave
Big-Foot Loose
The Broken Piano
Psycho-somatic
The Shoe Shining
Sid (Owen) and Nancy (Reagan)
Boogie Beebies Nights

Some of the ones up thread are hilarious!

NonnoMum Sun 06-Oct-13 19:37:47

Seabiscuit Crumbs.

Rampant Rabbit Proof Fence.

BrigitBigKnickers Sun 06-Oct-13 19:41:57

Mary Spot Poppins
Cool hand Luc-ozade
Slash Dance
South Specific
The Shawlambshank Redemption
The dark Knight light
American beauty spot
Gladiator Sandals

acsec Sun 06-Oct-13 20:17:38

A couple of mine and DH's

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Duckling
Blow me
Batman Begins School
Carlito’s Way Home
Eastend Gangster
Reservoir Dogs’ Home
Let Me In, Please
Boys in the Hood-ies
EX-Men
White Men Can’t Jump Rope
The Last Boy Scout Cookie
Deep Heat – a film about physios
Star Trek Wars

persimmon Sun 06-Oct-13 20:40:31

The Birds craptonmewindscreen

spanky2 Sun 06-Oct-13 20:52:57

Athletes footloose

Chivetalking Sun 06-Oct-13 21:02:49

The Iron-ing Lady

ChairmanWow Sun 06-Oct-13 21:08:44

Anthea Turner and Hooch
Jurassic Car Park
The Killing Gracie Fields
They Shoot Clothes Horses Don't They
Cat Litter On a Hot Tin Roof
A Matter of Life and Death Metal
Rosemary's Baby Weight

elQuintoConyo Sun 06-Oct-13 21:39:29

Boyz 'N' the Snood
I Know Who You Did Last Summer
Top Gnu
Back Passage to India
Who's Eating Gilbert's Grapes?
Twilight: Breaking Wind
Dr. Strangeglove
Blades of Gloria Hunniford
Carlito's Milky Way
Flask of the Mohicans
3:10 to Yuuuumakemefeel Miiiiightyreal!
The Jungle Cookbook

frogspoon Sun