Let's play Mumsnet Monopoly.

(184 Posts)
MardyBra Thu 10-Jan-13 15:12:16

I see that they're going to introduce a new monopoly piece. Facebook page here.

What would MN monopoly look like?

Tokens: Mooncup, Gregg's pasty, biscuit, fruitshoot.

Mayfair = MN Towers, of course
The brown set could be Aldi and Lidl.
I vote for Waitrose, Boden and The White Company for the Yellow set.
Free parking would be free parent and toddler parking.
Jail would be Netmums.
What about the stations and utilities?

Chance and Community Chest:
AIBU in your favour. Collect £200.
Go to Netmums. Go directly to Netmums. Do not pass home page. Do not collect a biscuit.
Get out of Netmums free.
It's your birthday. Collect wine from each MNer.
You have won a namechange competition. Collect £200.
Go back to Aldi.
Pay school fees of £15,000.

Feel free to copy and paste/add your own.

I am in jail already sad

I mentioned the <whispers> M word.

MardyBra Thu 10-Jan-13 15:15:47

Oh, what have I missed Talcy. Just logged on.
Actually I've got to log off and fetch some kids now.

TheBOF Thu 10-Jan-13 15:18:43

Brilliant ideas! You'd be dangerous if you did any work grin

MardyBra Thu 10-Jan-13 15:19:21

MN or tax return?


Oh nothing!

I was just being inconsequential as usual. grin

Id like a goat monopoly piece.

Yy to goat. And a wolef.

The stations would be private schools (or maybe one private, one forest, one.montessori and one state)

The utilities - one would be NCT Group and the other a Breastfeeding Support Group.

A station could be a Toby Carvery.

Another monopoly piece could be a prawn ring or a bottle of gin.

onetiredmummy Thu 10-Jan-13 15:44:17

Tokens - wineglass, troll, fanjo

Chance - you parked in a disabled space, lose a turn

you won the tiredness competition, collect £50.

nobody has ever been as poorly as you in pregnancy, collect £500

you got flamed, go directly to jail

Chance - Someone offers pombears at a party you attend. Collect 3 pombear pounds

TheBOF Thu 10-Jan-13 15:51:41

You are tempted by a piece from the new Per Una collection. Go straight to jail.

MulledWineAndScully Thu 10-Jan-13 15:54:54

Chance: Tupperware Tax - pay £50 for every piece of lidless tupperware you own

You have won second prize in a beauty contest.

Head straight to FWR to be re-educated grin

Shaky Thu 10-Jan-13 16:00:26

Chance - you caused a bunfight. Go straight to jail.

You join a quiche. Collect £50

Tokens - 4x4, plasma tv and a pombear

You went out your pjs through the day. Pay Pj tax of £100

EduCated Thu 10-Jan-13 16:02:42

Chance - YABU. Go directly to jail.

usualsuspect Thu 10-Jan-13 16:04:48

Chance, you own a loo brush - £50 fine.

Shaky Thu 10-Jan-13 16:49:03

Chance - you find a shopping list with Naice ham on it, you inherit a million quid

Shaky Thu 10-Jan-13 16:50:24

You use a disabled toilet - £100 fine

Shaky Thu 10-Jan-13 16:51:26

You call somebody HUN - £10000 fine and go to jail

KateUnrulyBush Thu 10-Jan-13 16:56:08

Chance - You accidentally wonder into the Doghouse asking for advice on training the gorgeous new pedigree puppy you just bought off a neighbour. Miss a turn while you pick the spears out of your arse.

MammaTJ Thu 10-Jan-13 17:17:47

Can there be a bridge? If you go under it, you pay a fine, if you go over it successfully you collect £200.

I so want this!

Your PIL are coming over for Xmas. Recieve £200 in Gin Tokens

Chance - You accidentally click on a TWC link £100 fine

culturemulcher Thu 10-Jan-13 17:33:57

Chance - you click on a Daily Fail link. Go directly to jail.

I need to buy this NOW.

Chance: Your thread only gets one response and its you bumping it. Lose £100.

Shaky Thu 10-Jan-13 17:41:10

You break talk guidelines - head straight to MNTowers to get your wrist slapped and your post deleted

Shaky Thu 10-Jan-13 17:43:31

Chance - you type "your" instead of "you're" - miss 2 turns while you hang your head in shame

Shaky Thu 10-Jan-13 17:45:33

Chance - OliviaMN says "AHEM" at your post - give MNHQ a vat of gin as apology

You talk about benefits. Sell your plasma and give the money to the player with the goat token

I must have this!

It's going to get ugly mid-way through the game though, isn't it? When the houses start appearing and we've got some MNers paying other MNers' rent.

MooncupGoddess Thu 10-Jan-13 18:05:29

Xenia's island could be Park Lane grin

HecatePropolos Thu 10-Jan-13 18:06:02

One of the tokens HAS to be a pitchfork!

I would buy this game! grin

FellatioNels0n Thu 10-Jan-13 18:06:21

Oh God, I would SO buy this game.

HecatePropolos Thu 10-Jan-13 18:07:51
MooncupGoddess Thu 10-Jan-13 18:09:34

Stations could be interior decoration companies: Farrow and Ball, Habitat, John Lewis, Fired Earth...

JammyDodger1 Thu 10-Jan-13 18:11:12

Oh HQ you gotta do this surely grin it would be on everyone's christmas list!

HecatePropolos Thu 10-Jan-13 18:13:03

Oh yes. I'd certainly buy it!

Pascha Thu 10-Jan-13 18:13:09

I want this game and I hate monopoly!

MarshaBrady Thu 10-Jan-13 18:13:11

You'd need the supermarkets. Waitrose, Sainsbury's etc stations

A token could be a piece of naice ham.

Shaky Thu 10-Jan-13 18:24:08

Chance - you start a POAS thread and get a BFP! Collect £200

MN should have it made and run a competition for me us to win it! wink

sittinginthesun Thu 10-Jan-13 18:44:17

MNHQ have decided you were a Troll all along - your token disappears in a puff of smoke as you are deleted.

MardyBra Thu 10-Jan-13 19:18:54

These are really funny.

But you don't need to spend £80 on it Hecate - a bottle of tippex sufficed when I was a student. "Go to Uni. Go directly to Uni..."

ipswichwitch Thu 10-Jan-13 19:26:55

Chance: you are caught in public feeding your DC a greggs pasty and fruit shoot. Proceed directly to jail

Shaky Thu 10-Jan-13 19:28:11

You make a funny typo in your thread title - collect £100 if you can dodge the spelling police

MardyBra Thu 10-Jan-13 19:30:18

You make classics, discussion of the day, the round-up and get namechecked by Royalty.

You win.

Shaky Thu 10-Jan-13 19:31:44

Chance - you find yourself in the Puddle - have some cake, posh coffee, snuggle the babies and have a go in the hot tub, you must stay there for eternity or until RL gets in the way

Shaky Thu 10-Jan-13 19:55:33

Chance - you start a thread after far, far too much wine, you offend everyone and get called a twat - pay £150 fine and namechange

Shaky Thu 10-Jan-13 19:58:06

Chance - you start another thread after too much wine, you are vair funny and everyone passes you paracetamol and a glass of water - collect £150 and only discover said thread when it pops up in your "threads I'm on" in the morning and name change

You are a troll. Go back 5 places and pay £500

You are banned for personal attacks. Miss two goes

Startail Thu 10-Jan-13 20:08:43

You annoy the feminists miss a turn.

You don't learn your lesson and do it again, go to MN towers.

I have shit luck at Monopoly by the time I get sent to Mayfair some rotters put a hotel on it.

HollySheet Thu 10-Jan-13 20:10:18

Chance - Mumsnet Christmas Meetup collect £50 from each player for tickets.

Next door neighbours dog shits in your garden. Collect £50 for slinging it over the fence

You shit your pants. Pay £50 for new clothes

necklaceofraindrops Thu 10-Jan-13 20:20:16

Another suggestion for a token - tin hat and popcorn...

Shaky Thu 10-Jan-13 20:25:30

Chance - you are the 1000th poster on a thread - collect £100

You resurrect a zombie thread, 2 steps back and a £200 fine

SomeKindOfDeliciousBiscuit Thu 10-Jan-13 20:33:47

Instead of houses you could have children, then upgrade them to an MPV instead of a hotel.

Shaky Thu 10-Jan-13 20:35:30

Chance - you kill 3 threads in one day - pay £50 and pick up a complex on your next go

MooncupGoddess Thu 10-Jan-13 20:35:52

Or upgrade them to Eton? Instead of rent for landing on squares you could pay child maintenance.

Shaky Thu 10-Jan-13 20:37:28

Chance - someone gives you their "first ever biscuit" - look embarrassed and miss a turn

Shaky Thu 10-Jan-13 20:43:42

My post is on twitter! In that funny box over there -->

The Klaxon goes off. Collect £150

Your name is not in Capitals, Pay Chaos £200

TheBrideofMucky Thu 10-Jan-13 20:53:39

Chance: You make a joke about a baby name. That's Not Funny. Give £50 to every poster who used it for their dc.

DeepRedBetty Thu 10-Jan-13 20:58:05

You start yet another thread about nits.

Pay DeepRedBetty £200.

TheBrideofMucky Thu 10-Jan-13 20:59:56

You spend more than £20 on your wedding and obviously don't love your husband enough. It's about the marriage, not the wedding you know. Get divorced within the year. grin

TheBrideofMucky Thu 10-Jan-13 21:01:42

Chance: Your child is caught playing Nintendo DS at the table of a restaurant. Go immediately to a country park for some emergency fresh air and exercise.

TheBrideofMucky Thu 10-Jan-13 21:04:54

A visiting Mumsnetter spots Fifty Shades on your Billy bookcase and you admit you're not sorry and enjoyed it. Go directly to soft play, do not pass go and do not buy any fruitshoots while you're there.

NewYearNewNagoo Thu 10-Jan-13 21:05:38

smile great thread.

I'll come back when I'm inspired smile

TheBrideofMucky Thu 10-Jan-13 21:08:01

Everyone slags off your car/shoes/moisturiser. Miss a turn while you de-reg and sulk for a bit.

showtunesgirl Thu 10-Jan-13 21:09:29

Chance: You buy a 4 X 4. Go straight to Jail.

TheBrideofMucky Thu 10-Jan-13 21:09:45

You manage to ebf until your youngest is 15. Here is your shiny, shiny medal. grin

Foggles Thu 10-Jan-13 21:10:24

Utilities are generally considered as providing services for essential day to day living - so that would be Off Licence and Cake Shop.

TheBrideofMucky Thu 10-Jan-13 21:12:21

You start a thread in S & B about your new Uggs. Namechange. blush

You enter a soft play area, pay £100 and leave

KateUnrulyBush Thu 10-Jan-13 21:14:08

Mucky grin grin

You admit to liking PA,leave the game and never return

Shaky Thu 10-Jan-13 21:20:17

Chance - you post a link to Peter Andre without sounding the orange klaxon - you are banned, miss 3 turns, go back 2 spaces and learn that "he loves his kids"

Shaky Thu 10-Jan-13 21:21:04

X post SP grin

TheBrideofMucky Thu 10-Jan-13 21:21:16

You cannot possibly love your kids as much as PA. Sell them to a fellow player for £200.

TheBrideofMucky Thu 10-Jan-13 21:22:48

You post a Daily Fail link starting "I hate the DM but..."

You admit to liking Alex Reid, Change your name and blood group and leave the game

TheBrideofMucky Thu 10-Jan-13 21:24:13

Damn it, posted too soon (getting carried away grin)

Nobody believes you. Now they all know you are an avid reader. Hide thread.

Shaky Thu 10-Jan-13 21:25:14

Chance - you get caught smoking and pushing a buggy - Dereg, emigrate , change email address and change RL name by deed poll

Brilliant thread!

TheBrideofMucky Thu 10-Jan-13 21:30:21

Your trampoline, various iPads and goat won't fit in your HA property. Move your seven children, four Rottweilers and tattooed boyfriend into Mayfair, heavily subsidised by the taxpayer. You're feckless you are.

Shaky Thu 10-Jan-13 21:33:16

Chance - you let your 2 yr old play with your iPad - don tattoos, gold hoop earrings and football kit and go on a haven holiday

pot39 Thu 10-Jan-13 21:34:09

land on free parking collect all the child benefit your fellow players have had to forfeit. (ouch)

You are seen letting your child eat something while shopping before you have paid. Pay £50 and go to rehab fir your kleptomania

TheBrideofMucky Thu 10-Jan-13 21:39:42

You mention half a glove and an animal noise in the same word. Pay Helen £150 for getting her up in the middle of the night for deletion purposes.

MulledWineAndScully Thu 10-Jan-13 21:43:33

A gloink?
I don't geddit.

Shaky Thu 10-Jan-13 21:44:03

Chance - you have never had a post deleted - pah! Call yourself a mumsnetter - miss a go

Theshriekingharpy Thu 10-Jan-13 21:46:34

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

You need a MN scarf. Take £100 and go buy one

The site has technical difficulties. Sit in a corner and rock. Move backwards and forwards on the board til it comes back

Garlic falls out of your fanjo, collect a medal,70 pombear pounds and each player is to pay you £100

Shaky Thu 10-Jan-13 22:10:56

Mucky I just got it! Nice one, have all my money and my hotels grin

Don't forget to say it 3 times wink

TheBrideofMucky Thu 10-Jan-13 22:14:39

Sorry I popped off to make a hot chocolate in the absence of the real thing. Yes, that's what I was (clumsily) trying to say!

No meal plan made this week, start a thread asking for help and pay first poster in hotels

Shaky Thu 10-Jan-13 22:36:01

Chance - you put your child on the potty in the middle of a supermarket - collect 20p for each bun you catch

You let your child pee in a cup and just rinse it because piss is sterile. Pay £1000 and sell any houses

You start a thread in the wrong section and get flamed: £50 fine.

DevlinMaccabee Thu 10-Jan-13 22:53:09

You forgot to make paragraphs in your OP, pay £250 to every reader who bothered to read it and advance to Uni

Your dads, neighbours, rabbits, brothers, owners uncle did not tell you that. Pay each person you told this bullshit £100

Shaky Thu 10-Jan-13 23:09:42

MNHQ move your thread to stop you getting flamed - give MNHQ all of your money and all of your gin

Chance - you ballsed up your MN haircut, take £45 to buy a babyliss big hair instead.

You killed the thread. Go directly to jail.

Shaky Thu 10-Jan-13 23:26:21

Chance - you put a bag of dog shit in somebody's wheelie bin - find your passport and leave the country, NOW!

Shaky Thu 10-Jan-13 23:27:27

Chance - you revived a killed thread - release killer from jail and supply with gin

Valpollicella Thu 10-Jan-13 23:30:14

You are

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Pass go and do not collect £200

MumVsKids Thu 10-Jan-13 23:31:17

Can I nominate this for classics???

Shaky Thu 10-Jan-13 23:38:22

Chance - you make a fab smiley/flower picture - collect £300000

SleepyLittleSunshineGirl Thu 10-Jan-13 23:38:46

Chance: DH books a CenterParks holiday and expects bumsex. Miss a turn while you recover/ leave the bastard

Shaky Thu 10-Jan-13 23:40:27

Chance - your thread ends up in classics - you pay each poster £50 for each post

Shaky Fri 11-Jan-13 00:04:42

Chance - you end up being an hour and a half late to bed due to your MN dedication addiction - collect £2 million then go to bed

TheBrideofMucky Fri 11-Jan-13 00:15:20

A Next delivery van is spotted outside your house being delivered of a large brown leather sofa and some pebbly twiggy shit. Pay the neighbours £50 each to keep quiet and then go to the corner (unit) and think about what you have done.

Shaky Fri 11-Jan-13 00:23:56

Chance - you are still awake and posting crap from your iPad in bed - get bitch slapped by Alan carrs marigolds, see sense and go to bed, forfeit tomorrow's wine, <cry>

You see a StickMan late at night do you start a thread and shit everyone up. Go to jail and think about what you have done.

Your family are worried about you after your google history was viewed. Explain munting quickly and pay for brain bleach.

Take two steps back for going to bed and still MNetting

Shaky Fri 11-Jan-13 01:05:09

Chance - you are in bed and STILL mumsnetting - put the fucking iPad down and go to sleep you sad cow, pay every mumsnetter still awake a glass of wine each

You own a onesie and are currently wearing it while MNetting. Collect £100 from all the onesie haterz

Shaky Fri 11-Jan-13 10:09:54

Chance - MN is off line - take some gin and go on Facebook until it comes back on.

You wake up and straight away have a look at MN. Collect £20 loyalty points

Community Chest - you donate ebf to a milk bank.

Shaky Fri 11-Jan-13 11:16:04

Chance - you are late picking up your child from nursery because you have become too engrossed in reading the latest bunfight - pay nursery £1 for each minute you are late and make up excuse about being stuck in traffic

MumVsKids Fri 11-Jan-13 11:36:41

*Add message | Report | Message poster Shaky Fri 11-Jan-13 11:16:04
"Chance - you are late picking up your child from nursery because you have become too engrossed in reading the latest bunfight - pay nursery £1 for each minute you are late and make up excuse about being stuck in traffic"*

They'd never believe I was stuck in traffic, I can see pre-school from my house :-$

I'd have to counter for playdoh duty forever smile

1NewMessage Fri 11-Jan-13 11:47:04

U start a nu thread in txtspk - pay £300 while every1 LOLs at U.

Blatherskite Fri 11-Jan-13 13:57:58

£80! You can get this from Amazon for £15.

In fact, I have one in the loft which may just have found it's calling grin

HecatePropolos Fri 11-Jan-13 14:55:06

oooh. I am SO tempted.

The only thing it would be missing would be the pitchfork etc players pieces, and I love the idea of the houses being replaced by children grin I suppose you could substitute those little ludo pieces grin

HecatePropolos Fri 11-Jan-13 14:56:28

I've already named it MNopoly.

<sigh> I'm going to have to put my bank card in the freezer again grin

MardyBra Fri 11-Jan-13 14:58:58

"MNopoly". Genius!

Shaky Fri 11-Jan-13 15:02:19

MNopoly, I love it grin

Shaky Fri 11-Jan-13 15:44:00

It would make a great present for next years secret Santa.

This thread has made it into talk round up. Nice work MardyBra grin

We could all get it and play virtually grin

KatoPotato Fri 11-Jan-13 15:53:23

Chance - You find a list!

MardyBra Fri 11-Jan-13 16:00:51

Actually, it's very little of my work Shaky wink I just started it and let you and SP everyone else come up with the ideas!

MardyBra Fri 11-Jan-13 16:06:26

Anyway. I have decided it's time to diversify the MN gaming portfolio.

I would like to announce the launch of MNeudo.

Was it Mrs WhiteTalc in the Playroom with the loo brush?
Or the ReverendVicarinaTutu in the Loft Extension with some twigs and pebbly shit?

LadyMardyBra in the bathroom with the toilet brush?

ProfessorShaky in McDonalds while T-Rexing

Shaky Fri 11-Jan-13 16:26:07

Ooh brilliant!

RevHecate in the consevatory with a froot shoot?


HecatePropolos Fri 11-Jan-13 16:27:24


We're going to have the full set at this rate.

Colonel Chaos in the Futility Room with the cnadlesictk

Shaky Fri 11-Jan-13 16:30:16

Madam Honeydragon in waitrose with a wheelie bin

RebeccaMumsnet (MNHQ) Fri 11-Jan-13 16:47:17


Can I nominate this for classics???

The Classics Selection Committee have met and agree that this should be in classics - it will be moving over there very soon.

Valpollicella has won btw, this is Top Trumps, right?

Reverend Chaz in the Parent & Child space with a greggs sausage roll

Colonel Mustard in the kitchen with some naice ham

MumVsKids Fri 11-Jan-13 16:52:51

Aw thanks!!

Monopoly is one of my oldest bestest favourites, and mumsnet is one of my newest bestest favourites, so this thread is an out and out winner for me!!!! smile

Shaky Fri 11-Jan-13 16:52:53

Yay! We are in classics, fabulous!

Thank you Rebecca thanks

Shaky Fri 11-Jan-13 17:02:49

Lady Scottishmummy in Primark with a mooncup

Shaky Fri 11-Jan-13 17:11:40

SPsFanjo in the orangery with a plasma tv

Shaky Fri 11-Jan-13 17:13:28

Dame Hully Gully in the ensuite bathroom with a gin bottle

MardyBra Fri 11-Jan-13 17:20:22

MissRebeccaMumsnet in the Classics Topic with a bunch of thanks grin

MardyBra Fri 11-Jan-13 17:30:58

ProfessorTech in the Broom Cupboard with a Hard Drive.

HecatePropolos Fri 11-Jan-13 17:33:17

[dirty mind]

MardyBra Fri 11-Jan-13 17:41:38


RebeccaMumsnet (MNHQ) Fri 11-Jan-13 17:42:01



Valpollicella Fri 11-Jan-13 22:58:00

I win? <fark me> grin

<oscars>I wish I could be more eloquent but I'd like to thank all my fellow MNers, without you it wouldn't be possible....

Shaky Fri 11-Jan-13 23:22:05

<applauds Val >

Congratulations! Very moving speech grin

Thanks to my hard graft and meticulous posting on this Fred I have missed all the drama and Fred's being deleted, out there ---->

<sulks a bit>

<gets grip>

<joins Shaky in sulking over missing thread deletions>

littlemisssunny Sat 12-Jan-13 10:07:07

Chance - You called someone Hun go wash your mouth out with soap and water

Chance - you google something from a thread go and buy a vat of bleach and rinse your eyes

MardyBraWouldDoEddieRedmayne Sat 12-Jan-13 14:23:05

I've been trying to think of other board games which could be MNised, but struggling. MNScrabble isn't really cutting it.

Foggles Sat 12-Jan-13 14:37:35

Mardy, I don't think anything is going to top your genius invention of Mnopoloy.

Although, I wonder what you might do with some MN themed Snakes & ladders or MN Operation?


MN Charades

MN Pictionary

MN Uno - Make the rules up yourself as I don't think anyone knows how to play that!

MN Guess Who - PA, Gina, Benedict etc

Shaky Sun 13-Jan-13 00:21:52

I still think that MNopoly is the best though.

I thought of loads today, but I've forgotten them again sad. <goes to bed>

You think of something brilliant to post and forget. Pay a £300 fine

MrsShrek3 Sun 13-Jan-13 00:49:52

do you shake the dice in a mooncup? wink

Think we do now Shrek grin

Shaky Sun 13-Jan-13 08:52:14

<pays £300 fine>

onetiredmummy Sun 13-Jan-13 09:08:33

Post an answer to a thread that is well thought out, relevant & trumps the argument of everybody else. Spend 15 mins typing it out so it can't be misunderstood & your point is clearly made. Click post & the site goes offline. Lose your answer & log off as you can't be arsed to write it all out again. Collect any street of your choosing as its so fucking annoying smile

As tokens, can I add: a cutted up pear, a garlic clove, a skirt with a suspect stain & a splodgy pigeon smile

KenDoddsDadsDog Sun 13-Jan-13 09:18:31

Chance : You cut and posted another posters quote in your post , in order to argue with them . Proceed directly to Netmums and a life of twinkly countdown trackers.

Shaky Sun 13-Jan-13 09:29:29

Chance - you decide to flounce but only get 2 posts on your flounce thread - bugger off and come back 2 days later with your tail between your legs and pretend it never happened, pay the 2 posters on your flounce thread £20 each

Forgetfulmog Mon 14-Jan-13 09:56:52

Chance - your cat comes home with a leg of naice ham, some chicken breasts & a string of sausages. Pass go & collect £200 then pay a fine to the owners of said meat

Instead of one of the stations, can we have Birdland with a picture of a sad bloke waiting for his date with a penguin.

MulledWineandScully Mon 14-Jan-13 11:19:17

as a token could we have a dead cat that isn't in fact a dead cat but just a pretend cat?

Oodsigma Mon 14-Jan-13 11:24:46

MNscrabble rules could be interesting. Should we allow iPhone mistakes , cod spelling, pedants corner, who would decide?

Scrabble could be fun, if you put the same word multiple times then you get extra points for "doing a Chaos"



Triple points for a thread title.

Oodsigma Mon 14-Jan-13 12:24:06

Would acronyms be accepted?

Fanjo, Norks and Naice found in a row gives you Triple points

MrsShrek3 Mon 14-Jan-13 23:45:18

double points for fruitshoots wink
also came to ask for the Cod dcrabble spellchecker grin
extra points available for gems like wunk and pombear?

Doinmummy Tue 15-Jan-13 00:07:29

Hilarious !

Lady Sharon in the lounge with a dead wasp.

Chance: You immac the baby, miss two turns while washing it off.

Shaky Wed 16-Jan-13 21:31:57

MN cleudo - Xenia on her island with her chequebook

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