to be slick with horn at the racist, sexist and homophobic fest

(175 Posts)
Alameda Fri 15-Jun-12 16:23:32

. . . that is euro 2012?

have been loving it until today when my daughter expressed disgust at the sexism and homophobia (I just added racism for good measure) and said footballers should DO something with their privilege - obviously that would be NICE but in meantime surely we are allowed to enjoy watching it?

ShatnersBassoon Fri 15-Jun-12 16:26:11

Slick with horn? Have you been reading 50 Shades of Grey?

fishybits Fri 15-Jun-12 16:27:19

Sounds like you're thoroughly enjoying the football OP confused

Alameda Fri 15-Jun-12 16:27:39

no, and it sounds shit

I don't know how else to express the sort of enjoyment am getting from the tournament?

Psammead Fri 15-Jun-12 16:27:46

Slick with... horn? Is this a trendy young whippersnapper phrase?

What could it possibly mean? I am boggling.

Psammead Fri 15-Jun-12 16:28:19

Do youmean sick to death?

Alibabaandthe40nappies Fri 15-Jun-12 16:28:45

Good lord confused

Alameda Fri 15-Jun-12 16:29:06

I just saw a dreadful AIBU title and thought 'why don't people THINK before they post' and then I posted without thinking

Psammead Fri 15-Jun-12 16:29:39

So what was it your i(diot)Phone corrected? grin

Crying laughing!!! Unless you actually meant slick with horn in which case I'm thoroughly confused!

PandaWatch Fri 15-Jun-12 16:31:15


Alameda Fri 15-Jun-12 16:31:40

probably just celebrating my rediscovered heterosexuality after thinking about sexual orientation in the lesbian capital of the world or something?

never mind blush

confused confused confused

Are you drunk?!

Alameda Fri 15-Jun-12 16:34:25

I might be a bit overtired

perhaps will have quick lie down before France and Ukraine

NimpyWindowMash Fri 15-Jun-12 16:34:47

Not too sure about slick with horn. Wayne Rooney, John Terry? Rather you than me Alameda. Give me those lesbians any time.

Psammead Fri 15-Jun-12 16:35:09

So, hang on, you are feeling very happy about Euro 2012 despite the 'issues' you mentioned in your title?

And you really meant slick with horn?

Just getting it straight in my head.

GetOrfMoiiLand Fri 15-Jun-12 16:35:54

lol at the madness

McKayz Fri 15-Jun-12 16:36:21

What on earth does slick with horn mean?

Psammead Fri 15-Jun-12 16:37:11

Wow. Ok. Really slick with horn then. Blimey. Good for you, OP. <cough>

PandaWatch Fri 15-Jun-12 16:37:29

<goes to check urban dictionary>

<can't find reference to slick with horn>


Alameda Fri 15-Jun-12 16:37:59

ummm I did mean that, so AIBU to enjoy the display of male athleticism despite all the misogyny and homophobia, yes

OldLadyKnowsNothing Fri 15-Jun-12 16:38:58

Ah, you mean you are objectifying those poor menz? shock

Wallace Fri 15-Jun-12 16:39:19

I get it (I think)

You have been <ahem> enjoying watching the football without thinking about the racist/etc issues?

McKayz Fri 15-Jun-12 16:40:18

Please can someone explain? I am obviously too old!



<mind boggles>

ShatnersBassoon Fri 15-Jun-12 16:41:15

Righty-ho, so not an autocorrect howler. I feel a bit grubby now.

Alameda Fri 15-Jun-12 16:41:27

yes Wallace! Thank you (I really am very tired)

whattodoo Fri 15-Jun-12 16:41:37


LentillyFart Fri 15-Jun-12 16:42:06

You and me both Wallace. Too old and too damned tired. grin

tethersend Fri 15-Jun-12 16:42:11


Alameda Fri 15-Jun-12 16:42:20

sorry blush

LentillyFart Fri 15-Jun-12 16:43:49

Wallace Oh God - I really am too old. I mean, of course, McKayz

Sorry Wallace blush

ThisAintKansas Fri 15-Jun-12 16:44:23

I was in Poland last week. It was fabulous. 25,000 Irish fans there, 99.99999% of whom behaved impeccably. The atmopshere was amazing (despite Ireland being absolute shite on the pitch).

Racism, homophobia and sexism happen everywhere, everyday. I've been to every major tournament in the last 12 yrs, including South Africa, where apparently we were all going to be raped and murdered.

I find the people who bang on the most about 'awful football tournaments' have usually never actually been to one (no offence, as I am sure your DD is just a young girl).

McKayz Fri 15-Jun-12 16:44:46

I have tried to google it but got a flood in Utah. confused

Poulay Fri 15-Jun-12 16:44:51

Do you have a webcam?

LentillyFart Fri 15-Jun-12 16:45:43

<<< spits tea @ Poulay>>>


TheVermiciousKnid Fri 15-Jun-12 16:45:49

Well, you never know, it might have flooded Utah.

PandaWatch Fri 15-Jun-12 16:47:19




NicNocJnr Fri 15-Jun-12 16:47:55

Slick with horn!! grin

I'm sorry, we're a football negative household but slick with horn has me rolling!

Probably won't ever use it but have passed it on to DH, who coincidentally advised I go for a lie down! So, so grim (in the nicest, kindest possible way iyswim)
I think I agree with your DD.

Alameda Fri 15-Jun-12 16:49:37

slick with horn is my phrase! can't be googled or used by others hmm

ok there is always name changing

NicNocJnr Fri 15-Jun-12 16:50:31

Lol @ McKayz

I think I'm going to try and keep Utah in my head rather than the alternative grin
apart from the sad flooding of course.

I should get a ™ on it straightaway then OP.

Psammead Fri 15-Jun-12 16:57:31

Crying here.

For all you innocents out there, OP means that the football has made her feel hot under the gusset collar and a bit tropical south of the equator.

Men in shorts playing with their balls and so forth.


Poulay Fri 15-Jun-12 16:57:46

Wonder if I should start another thread about how to erase the mental image of the OP sitting on the sofa, remote control in one hand, marital aid in the other, moaning at the sight of Wayne Rooney putting in a hard tackle.

ShatnersBassoon Fri 15-Jun-12 16:59:42

"Wonder if I should start another thread about how to erase the mental image of the OP sitting on the sofa, remote control in one hand, marital aid in the other, moaning at the sight of Wayne Rooney putting in a hard tackle."

Yes, yes you should, immediately. Thanks for that.

McKayz Fri 15-Jun-12 17:00:36

Oh is that it. Why didn't the OP just say so?

Isn't that a normal thing to happen most weekends during the season? It is in my house.

But certainly not Wayne Rooney.

Alameda Fri 15-Jun-12 17:00:57

don't ruin it with words like marital!

obviously am not actually wanking while I watch - would have been arrested by now for public order offence, surely? Also can only concentrate on one thing at a time

am just wondering if it is sort of unethical to draw this pleasure from something that is so institutionally ummmmm unsound

anyway France and Ukraine now, yum

JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar Fri 15-Jun-12 17:01:25

lolol grin

I must admit to taking rather too much interest in one of the Grands Prixs (is that the correct plural?) recently, when it was jolly hot and somtething had happened and they were all undoing their race suits.

I wouldn't go as far as to say that I was slick with horn however.


So but wait, the slick I get (can't believe I'm typing this) but "with horn"?

why do I care

Alibabaandthe40nappies Fri 15-Jun-12 17:02:09

YABU because footballers are weedy specimens and not at all attractive.

Poulay - dear god, thanks for that shock

PandaWatch Fri 15-Jun-12 17:02:10

"a bit tropical south of the equator"


Psammead Fri 15-Jun-12 17:02:27

Enjoy, OP.

I am sure you will. Some of those Frenchies are quite tasty.

Poulay Fri 15-Jun-12 17:02:33

Here have another Carling. MNHQ, where's the beer smiley?

wine doesn't go with football.

You could always close the curtains you know.

Oh hang on you're a man. Thank God. I was so incredibly confused!

As you were.

McKayz Fri 15-Jun-12 17:03:00

I love Shevchenko!! I am hoping he scores again today!!

Psammead Fri 15-Jun-12 17:03:32

Walter - horn as in 'the raging' as in 'having the' as in horny.

Thank you Psammead........I think! grin

Alameda Fri 15-Jun-12 17:04:19

I don't know what else to call it, you get your Public Transport Horn (sort of vibrating seats on trains) your Friday Horn, your Unexpected Horn when you see someone you know in a new light

is the Horn isn't it

what else can you call it?

Psammead Fri 15-Jun-12 17:04:30

Walter - facepalm

Not a man.

NimpyWindowMash Fri 15-Jun-12 17:05:28

Alameda, can you post a link to the most talented of the players?

ShatnersBassoon Fri 15-Jun-12 17:05:34

Man? confused

Poulay Fri 15-Jun-12 17:05:37
Alameda Fri 15-Jun-12 17:05:38

haha I am not a man, I might look a bit like one though

I am a grandmother! There are actual pictures of me on my profile.

McKayz Fri 15-Jun-12 17:05:47


They have suspended the game!!! But noooooooo!!!!

Psammead Fri 15-Jun-12 17:05:51

Bloody hell Alameda, all these horns going off all over the place. You must feel like the Queen, or a host of celestial beings.

JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar Fri 15-Jun-12 17:05:53

I refer to it as "experiencing female sexual response".

A man!


Poulay Fri 15-Jun-12 17:06:29

That's a horse!

ThePathanKhansWitch Fri 15-Jun-12 17:06:35

grin Slick with horn! Alameda you may just have made my weekend.

Oh your not.

That's a relief.

Whoops, wrong word there.

Psammead Fri 15-Jun-12 17:07:29

Oh Exit, your poor old bear doesn't know if he's coming or going.

Alameda Fri 15-Jun-12 17:07:58

I am NOT a man

and I bet not one of the MNers who have met me in real life will come forward and testify on this thread

and I only have myself to blame!

Crying laughing here! So you're not a man.

Arf @ Poulay That's a horse!

Just checked out your profile - I have one of those (springer and horse)

But no horn, slick or otherwise, for the football.

JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar Fri 15-Jun-12 17:09:39

lol at Exit's relief

I have never met you Alam, but I'm quite certain that you're a woman.

ThePathanKhansWitch Fri 15-Jun-12 17:10:49

Don't start getting The Horn with us Alameda grin. slick with horn

whattodoo Fri 15-Jun-12 17:11:33

I don't think anyone should be testy-ing anything

ShatnersBassoon Fri 15-Jun-12 17:12:23

She's not a man, she's a unicorn shock

ThePathanKhansWitch Fri 15-Jun-12 17:15:15

A one-horn woman!

Alameda Fri 15-Jun-12 17:18:37

sad at rain ruining everything

luckily my 'female sexual response' will just attach itself to nearest vaguely phallic influence

oh they are showing ENgland and France again

SpringHeeledJack Fri 15-Jun-12 17:18:56

I've been swerving the football but might have a look tonight

will report back on whether my horn gets slick. Or something.

Alameda Fri 15-Jun-12 17:21:32

I completely would with the Croatian manager, if you want recommendations springheeledjack. And all most some of the Croatians in the crowd where I was watching it last night

FutTheShuckUp Fri 15-Jun-12 17:23:13

This is just too too funny. Roffle!!

OlympicMarathonNCer Fri 15-Jun-12 17:38:27

crying with laughter, brilliant op

Alameda Fri 15-Jun-12 17:38:34

what made me sound like a man anyway?

McKayz Fri 15-Jun-12 17:39:44

Maybe it was this:

Alameda Fri 15-Jun-12 17:00:57

don't ruin it with words like marital!

obviously am not actually wanking while I watch - would have been arrested by now for public order offence, surely? Also can only concentrate on one thing at a time

am just wondering if it is sort of unethical to draw this pleasure from something that is so institutionally ummmmm unsound

anyway France and Ukraine now, yum

It might have been that word!!

Psammead Fri 15-Jun-12 17:42:16

Or maybe the horn reference. It's sort of a manly thing, isn't it? The imagery, I mean.

BrianCoxhasSmellySox Fri 15-Jun-12 17:44:58

How can so many people not know what 'the horn' is?

As in "My, Peter Andre, you really make me vomit give me the horn"

I understood what you meant OP, however have never seen a phrase so eloquent in pure filth as 'slick with the horn' eeeewwwwww much respect


BrianCoxhasSmellySox Fri 15-Jun-12 17:45:55

Horn as in a shortened version of Horny?? Isn't it? Not as in the shape of an excited male nether-region [clutches pearls] shock

Alameda Fri 15-Jun-12 17:46:16


should have said 'having a stealthy diddle' then

the alternatives all seem a bit wordy

BrianCoxhasSmellySox Fri 15-Jun-12 17:47:16

Stealthy diddle

<dies laughing>

imnotmymum Fri 15-Jun-12 17:48:20

Loving the football and my DCs have not picked up anything racist, homophobic etc. would not have crossed their minds tbh. How old is your DD. Come on England !!

Alameda Fri 15-Jun-12 17:50:41

grin don't encourage me!

that daughter (there are three) is 22 this year and just likes telling me off, I think

NormaStanleyFletcher Fri 15-Jun-12 17:56:12

Do only men wank? Wanking does notske you make surely

McKayz Fri 15-Jun-12 17:56:55

Alameda, I think I love you!!!

Stealthy diddle grin

Why do we not have a football smiley?

NormaStanleyFletcher Fri 15-Jun-12 18:00:26

Wanking does not make you male that should read.

Fuck knows what autocorrect thought it was doing there

piprabbit Fri 15-Jun-12 18:09:02

Best Thread Today!

Psammead Fri 15-Jun-12 18:09:28

Have you got it set to 'Yoda', Stanley?

Angelico Fri 15-Jun-12 18:11:19

Alameda you need to write a spoof porno bestseller. Fifty shades of horn grin

Angelico Fri 15-Jun-12 18:11:54

And the heroine needs to have a stealthy diddle in various unlikely, arrestable places grin

Angelico Fri 15-Jun-12 18:12:07

whilst slick with horn of course

Angelico Fri 15-Jun-12 18:12:40

Dammit, my last message is top of a new page and looks utterly randomn separated from its fellows!

Poulay Fri 15-Jun-12 18:16:30
Poulay Fri 15-Jun-12 18:20:38

Slick with horn we are, Master Obi-Wan(k).

It was the wanking that did it for me. (Oh dear)

Made me think you were a man I mean. Stealthy diddle = woman! grin

whattodoo Fri 15-Jun-12 18:30:34

Crying with laughter. Unable to explain my mirth to 4yo DD. OP's fault.

Alameda Fri 15-Jun-12 18:59:18

am also crying with laughter but more at "mentally that must be playing on their minds a bit" (of France and their recent losses) by the one with the mesmerising dentition, Gareth, than my self

NormaStanleyFletcher Fri 15-Jun-12 19:24:37

::channels Yoda::

diddling stealthily I am not.

Laugh at slick horn phrase I will do

TuesdayNightClub Fri 15-Jun-12 19:27:27

Farking hell I can barely engage my 'female sexual response' after a gallon glass of Pinot grigio and a steak dinner, never mind just idly watching the footie confused

And as for being horny on public transport? <faints clean away>

JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar Fri 15-Jun-12 19:32:25

Me neither, Tues.

I occasionally permit my partner to engage in coitus with me, however.

Poulay Fri 15-Jun-12 19:36:49

Not while watching football I hope.

BelfastBloke Fri 15-Jun-12 19:38:03

Is Andy Carroll man enough for you, OP?

He's playing tonight. (Are you?)

Psammead Fri 15-Jun-12 19:39:04

I just know that next time I am on the bus my mind will start mentally categorising those who are slick with horn, and those of strict aridity.

Football is on now, Op. Gird yer loins and prepare for take off.

If it is over the shoulder (football watching) get ye to the PA thread. He can help. Oh yes.

hugglymugly Fri 15-Jun-12 19:40:45

Oh, I thought that "slick" meant "expert" i.e. at blowing that horn thingy that was getting on everyone's nerves during the last outbreak of footballitis.

"Stealthy diddling" - MN is educational. grin

"I just know that next time I am on the bus my mind will start mentally categorising those who are slick with horn, and those of strict aridity."

Seriously nearly peeing myself!!!

BasilDonna Fri 15-Jun-12 19:44:37

Looking forward to my next bus ride.

Is slick with horn similiar to a vuvuzela? grin

Bunnyjo Fri 15-Jun-12 19:52:42

Am crying with laughter at this thread and I think what tipped me over the edge was NormaStanleyFletcher's autocorrect...

Do only men wank? Wanking does notske you make surely

I was utterly confused until I saw your next post grin

As for the, now probably immortal, phrase 'slick with horn'? confused hmm blush grin

TiggyD Fri 15-Jun-12 20:00:29

I think any decent person's horn would be slick with racism, homophobia, sexism and parking in disabled bays.

Psammead Fri 15-Jun-12 20:01:59

MissBeehive - I think this thread is more vulvazela as vuvuzela grin

BelfastBloke Fri 15-Jun-12 20:48:49

Psammead. V.G.

Bettyonholiday Fri 15-Jun-12 20:55:27

Stealth diddling

Slick with horn

OMG I haven't laughed that much in ages.

OP - (thanks)

Bettyonholiday Fri 15-Jun-12 20:56:01

Oh thanks

Alameda Fri 15-Jun-12 21:01:32

I would with Carroll now after that goal shock, I could do him with a strap on whilst hanging on to his ponytail

Alameda Fri 15-Jun-12 21:02:24

thanks for the flowers smile

might just have time for a quick cartwheel before 2nd half

Alameda Fri 15-Jun-12 21:02:48

(not a euphemism for anything, just an actual cartwheel)

LentillyFart Fri 15-Jun-12 21:03:01

I could do him with a strap on whilst hanging on to his ponytail


<<wees a bit laughing>>

MNHQ we are desperately overdue for a thread in classics.

This one.

Get on it.


Alameda Fri 15-Jun-12 21:55:52

it can't go in classics because while England celebrates Alameda fellates (Ibrahimovic)

(to comfort him)

Psammead Fri 15-Jun-12 21:57:26

All over now.

Was it good for you, Op? grin

what the actual fuck occured on his thread.
Im sort of hoping almedea has a leather wipe clean sofa.

<gives a toot on her vuvuzela>

Alameda Fri 15-Jun-12 22:09:42

mmmmmmmmm it says on bbc 'England come from behind to win' they can do that to me while I work my way through the Swedes

see you for Greece and Russia tomorrow

Bunnyjo Fri 15-Jun-12 22:36:15

OP! [blushes]

Bunnyjo Fri 15-Jun-12 22:36:46

Oops, so shocked... I mean blush

AitchTwoOhOneTwo Fri 15-Jun-12 22:38:23




ThePathanKhansWitch Fri 15-Jun-12 22:49:49

Did the Earth just move? Or was that a Vulvuzala?

imnotmymum Fri 15-Jun-12 22:50:35


Pan Fri 15-Jun-12 22:55:37

Well Walcott got in behind and Welbeck scored between his legs - that sort of thing? ( you filthy mare )

imnotmymum Fri 15-Jun-12 22:58:48

Hee Hee grin

Bunnyjo Fri 15-Jun-12 23:25:27

MissBehiving just read your <gives a toot on her vuvuzela> and above is Psammed saying MissBeehive - I think this thread is more vulvazela as vuvuzela and nowI have no idea who is tooting what, or should that be who confused

<<runs away, feeling slightly violated>>

TiggyD Fri 15-Jun-12 23:26:21

We need to plug ourselves at the back. We're far too loose back there. We need to tighten up.
I loved it when Gerrard tried to stick one on Carrol's head and it came off.
We should have pulled off that Young chap in the first half. Walcott should have been on earlier for his runs towards goal. I love a guy who dribbles all the time. He was all over the Swedes and fired over the top of most of them when things were looking sticky in their box.

Psammead Sat 16-Jun-12 08:07:42

Bunnyjo and Missbehaving- sorry! I just can't be bothered to read more than the first few letters of a username


I should probably stop just making up best guesses though.

Psammead Sat 16-Jun-12 08:09:43

Tiggy grin

You are not helping the OP. She's gone all unecessary.

Rindercella Sat 16-Jun-12 08:38:12

Such a funny thread! Slick with horn will stay with me now grin

I hope you slept well after all that erm, football excitement Alameda.

SleepyCaz Sat 16-Jun-12 09:04:02

Crying, absolutely HOWLING with laughter at 'slick with horn'!


MadamFolly Sat 16-Jun-12 09:22:48

I think Slick with horn will become the new MN phrase for fancying someone.

I will be very happy if this becomes common usage. grin

Lorelilee Sat 16-Jun-12 09:33:55

Thank you all (with special respec' for OP):

Slick with horn
Stealth Diddling

have all had me dying with laughter

RowanMumsnet (MNHQ) Sat 16-Jun-12 14:30:27


<rolls around laughing> <resolves to stalk Alameda>

We're going to move this one to Classics


McKayz Sat 16-Jun-12 14:31:52


OldLadyKnowsNothing Sat 16-Jun-12 14:32:00


LauLu Sat 16-Jun-12 16:26:12

Pure filth! wink

Bunnyjo Sat 16-Jun-12 19:58:58

<<Wonders whether Alameda is 'slick with horn' at the prospect of two matches on at the same time and if that is the reason for her radio silence...>>

Alameda Sat 16-Jun-12 20:06:55

Yes! Not excited, cross, all the matches clash now and am going to miss first half of both because have been riding all day (horses not footballers).

Which one to watch? If I ever get home!

Mirage Sat 16-Jun-12 20:10:11

I'm snorting like DD1's pony when she sees the alpacas.DH is looking at me oddly but I can't explain in front of the dds.

I wish I could explain to DH what's making me snort so unattractively but I don't know where to start! Will be watching the football in a whole new light and stalking alameda grin

AgaKhant Sat 16-Jun-12 21:45:34

Tooo funny. Am thoroughly ashamed that I got 'Slick with Horn' from the outset (not in the literal sense, just the literary sense)

Lurve footie players - DiMatteo is my hero and I think he is one of the most sexy men on the planet - but could never focus on shifty self satisification or a bit of an orgy whilst watching a match (my heart would give out!!).

Alameda Sat 16-Jun-12 22:12:38

oh we ARE in classics! hooray! you are all much nicer than my usual class of stalker smile

wasn't it nice when the players (Greece and Russia, I understand the other teams in a group might sometimes play to a draw if that is what they need, but still, cheated sad) had a bit of a scrap towards the end although in my mind they were much more naked and it was a lot more homoerotic grin

Poulay Sun 17-Jun-12 02:12:32

Peter Cook gives me the horn

MrsWembley Sun 17-Jun-12 02:41:23

Oh I'm so pleased I found this.grin

You have had me silently giggling in bed to the point where I think DP will wake up thinking I'm having a stealth diddle...

Alameda Sun 17-Jun-12 12:55:22

what shall we do tonight then? Holland and Portugal (orange is one of THOSE colours, favourable for Horn, and would be nice to see them win and be their normal selves again, although won't do them much good) or Germany and Denmark?

Alameda Sun 17-Jun-12 12:59:41

oh my goodness I just watched poulay's link

and it is SUNDAY as well shock

kickingKcurlyC Sun 17-Jun-12 13:07:11

Haha. This thread is great.

On the basis of DS1's Panini Sticker album (incomplete) I think that Holland are the best bet but that the Horn might be Slightly Dampish instead of Slick. Hth.

Poulay Sun 17-Jun-12 17:47:52

Getting the horn a Sunday is a deadly sin. Say seven Hail Marys.

Poulay Sun 17-Jun-12 17:48:04

on a Sunday

Alameda Sun 17-Jun-12 19:46:40

ok ok and a few our fathers at half time and a glory be just in case

come on holland!

NimpyWindowMash Sun 17-Jun-12 20:35:11

Blimey Alameda. Is the amount of praying you do compatible with your diddling habits? grin

Alameda Sun 17-Jun-12 21:19:50

was just wondering if should/could have said a special novena for holland

this is actually a bit heartbreaking and the opposite of horn sad what has happened to them?

Alameda Fri 22-Jun-12 21:16:55

"the question is, can Germany achieve penetration?"

looks like it doesn't it? Even without bender and kroos

Alameda Thu 28-Jun-12 21:41:11

aaahhhhh what a lovely dramatic backdrop to an evening of MNing that was

know I am actually talking to myself but do others genuinely not find that it goes straight to their minge?

SaggyGoldOlympicSponsor2012 Thu 19-Jul-12 10:46:28

I've just found this! I have met Alameda and can attest tithe fact that she is not a man! She is quite a fit looking woman for a grandma! wink

Alameda Sun 05-Aug-12 12:11:31

Haa thanks but what do you mean, for a grandma!

(delayed reaction, am looking for my thread about buying a house in Sicily)

Alameda Sun 05-Aug-12 12:12:22

you are like the pizza delivery man who said I was 'incredibly slim . . . For someone who orders so much pizza' shock

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